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"Actually this Goes out to all the hot older burds on here… if you’re not very hot then ignore this.. i had loads of practice stuffing my xmas turkey alone this year so reckon id definitely hit your g spot after a bit of a rummage in there (- i reckon if you’re not squirting within 20 secs tops - you need to see someone about it!! )
So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy…     lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey
Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!!
Nothing wrong with wanting to stuff a feisty one. There's a bit of life left in some of us older birds"
Only thing I’m Leaving in you is the intense desire to do it again and again!! #smoothbastardalert x |
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"Actually this Goes out to all the hot older burds on here… if you’re not very hot then ignore this.. i had loads of practice stuffing my xmas turkey alone this year so reckon id definitely hit your g spot after a bit of a rummage in there (- i reckon if you’re not squirting within 20 secs tops - you need to see someone about it!! )
So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy… lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey
Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!! lol hope you stuffed it good and proper
It put up quite a fight but yes!!! its dead now then omg you fucked it to death "
That’s sick!!
It was dead before i fucked it!! |
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I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:
An older woman
A couple to watch
A regular woman
A regular couple
A BDSM couple
Someone to swallow his cum
A naughty guy and his wife (X3)
A woman or couple to strip him
Just SOMEONE out there
A cheating wife
To watch his wife, and...
Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).
Roll up, everyone!
#yesiamreallyboredatwork
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over a year ago
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"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:
An older woman
A couple to watch
A regular woman
A regular couple
A BDSM couple
Someone to swallow his cum
A naughty guy and his wife (X3)
A woman or couple to strip him
Just SOMEONE out there
A cheating wife
To watch his wife, and...
Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).
Roll up, everyone!
#yesiamreallyboredatwork
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He'll treat them with respect |
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"Jeeeesus Christ - not again! 
That green arrow is the best!
I’ve only just found out about the green arrow
let me in on the green arrow someone "
If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in  |
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"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!
That green arrow is the best!
I’ve only just found out about the green arrow
let me in on the green arrow someone
If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in "
Oh fuck!! |
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let me in on the green arrow someone "
In a forum's post next to someone's user name there is a little green arrow - click on this & you'll get the user names "track record" as it brings up their previous posts / threads
Can be very useful
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"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:
An older woman
A couple to watch
A regular woman
A regular couple
A BDSM couple
Someone to swallow his cum
A naughty guy and his wife (X3)
A woman or couple to strip him
Just SOMEONE out there
A cheating wife
To watch his wife, and...
Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).
Roll up, everyone!
#yesiamreallyboredatwork
He'll treat them with respect "
Yes, I should have made that clear |
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let me in on the green arrow someone
In a forum's post next to someone's user name there is a little green arrow - click on this & you'll get the user names "track record" as it brings up their previous posts / threads
Can be very useful
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Also a diary if when i was bored!! |
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"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!
That green arrow is the best!
I’ve only just found out about the green arrow
let me in on the green arrow someone
If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in
Oh fuck!! "
You’re busted |
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"Jeeeesus Christ - not again!
That green arrow is the best!
I’ve only just found out about the green arrow
let me in on the green arrow someone
If you press the green arrow next to anyone’s post you can see all the threads they have either created or commented in
Oh fuck!!
You’re busted "
I stand by everything I have posted ( before 6pm) after that I am not responsible!! |
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"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:
An older woman
A couple to watch
A regular woman
A regular couple
A BDSM couple
Someone to swallow his cum
A naughty guy and his wife (X3)
A woman or couple to strip him
Just SOMEONE out there
A cheating wife
To watch his wife, and...
Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).
Roll up, everyone!
#yesiamreallyboredatwork
"
Thank god he isn't desperate.
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"Actually this Goes out to all the hot older burds on here… if you’re not very hot then ignore this.. i had loads of practice stuffing my xmas turkey alone this year so reckon id definitely hit your g spot after a bit of a rummage in there (- i reckon if you’re not squirting within 20 secs tops - you need to see someone about it!! )
So message me … soon as you can as im pretty busy… lol youve reduced women to a dead turkey
Whoa- the turkey’s supposed to be dead before you stuff it!!! Bastard tried to peck my eyes out!!! lol hope you stuffed it good and proper "
I hope it got a damned good basteing.
I am sure there are some Master Basters on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:
An older woman
A couple to watch
A regular woman
A regular couple
A BDSM couple
Someone to swallow his cum
A naughty guy and his wife (X3)
A woman or couple to strip him
Just SOMEONE out there
A cheating wife
To watch his wife, and...
Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).
Roll up, everyone!
#yesiamreallyboredatwork
Thank god he isn't desperate.
"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm bored on my first day back at work, so I'll do the OP a favour and save him some threads. In case you missed it, he's looking for:
An older woman
A couple to watch
A regular woman
A regular couple
A BDSM couple
Someone to swallow his cum
A naughty guy and his wife (X3)
A woman or couple to strip him
Just SOMEONE out there
A cheating wife
To watch his wife, and...
Some love and affection (we all need that, OP).
Roll up, everyone!
#yesiamreallyboredatwork
Thank god he isn't desperate.
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An "older woman" looking at your posting history might be a little offended at how far down the batting order they fall...
Looking for a beautiful young woman
Looking for a woman
Looking for a couple
Looking for a sheep
Looking for a gloryhole
Looking for a TV
Looking for a man with small hands and nail varnish
Looking for an older woman. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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"An "older woman" looking at your posting history might be a little offended at how far down the batting order they fall...
Looking for a beautiful young woman
Looking for a woman
Looking for a couple
Looking for a sheep
Looking for a gloryhole
Looking for a TV
Looking for a man with small hands and nail varnish
Looking for an older woman."
Is she called "Dolly" per chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I play devils advocate?
The OP may be entirely genuine, not a time-waster or anything else.
But even if he is, can we stop with the jokes and sarcastic comments at his expense?
It's veering slowly toward bullying and creating a negative atmosphere over-all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's horny! Leave him alone we've all been there.
Speaking of which is there someone single and married that wants to fuck?"
Some would say lazy. Cant be bothered using the search facility, reading profiles and posting an appropriate message. It works for others.
But he thinks write a thread and they will come to him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, if you don't like a comment. Stick to replying in the thread rather than personal messages."
The problem with that is, once the majority has decided that you are fake or whatever, continuing to reply in the thread just stokes the situation further. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect 
As you are 56 op how older do you want to go "
70 i love the name Joanne |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would love to meet a nice naughty older lady on here there must be loads of you i will treat you with respect "
Good luck Op I hope you find what your looking for.. |
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I was thinking of something similar to say but you're more witty. Made me smile.