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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

So we have had a few lady garden facts

So here are some Willy facts

Alternate words for “penis” include Adolph, anaconda, baby-maker, baloney pony, bell on a pole, cock, chopper, cum gun, deep V diver, dick, ding-a-ling, disco stick, Excalibur, fuck pole, jimmy, joy stick, love muscle, meat stick, pink cigar, pork sword, prick, skin flute, spit stick, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wick, yard, yogurt gun, and many more.

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"So we have had a few lady garden facts

So here are some Willy facts

Alternate words for “penis” include Adolph, anaconda, baby-maker, baloney pony, bell on a pole, cock, chopper, cum gun, deep V diver, dick, ding-a-ling, disco stick, Excalibur, fuck pole, jimmy, joy stick, love muscle, meat stick, pink cigar, pork sword, prick, skin flute, spit stick, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wick, yard, yogurt gun, and many more."

Yogurt slinging womb ferrett

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"So we have had a few lady garden facts

So here are some Willy facts

Alternate words for “penis” include Adolph, anaconda, baby-maker, baloney pony, bell on a pole, cock, chopper, cum gun, deep V diver, dick, ding-a-ling, disco stick, Excalibur, fuck pole, jimmy, joy stick, love muscle, meat stick, pink cigar, pork sword, prick, skin flute, spit stick, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wick, yard, yogurt gun, and many more."

Trouser spunk grenade for the larger deposits!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Womb Broom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So we have had a few lady garden facts

So here are some Willy facts

Alternate words for “penis” include Adolph, anaconda, baby-maker, baloney pony, bell on a pole, cock, chopper, cum gun, deep V diver, dick, ding-a-ling, disco stick, Excalibur, fuck pole, jimmy, joy stick, love muscle, meat stick, pink cigar, pork sword, prick, skin flute, spit stick, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wick, yard, yogurt gun, and many more."

I prefer schlong

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.

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By *inger_80Man  over a year ago

Merthyr Vale

Single barrel pump action yogurt rifle

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Think next time you ask why the sea is salty

The blue whale has the largest penis of any animal, typically measuring between 8 and 10 feet long with a girth from 12 to 14 inches. Its testes weigh between 100-150 pounds and can ejaculate over 35 pints.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Think next time you ask why the sea is salty

The blue whale has the largest penis of any animal, typically measuring between 8 and 10 feet long with a girth from 12 to 14 inches. Its testes weigh between 100-150 pounds and can ejaculate over 35 pints."

No point asking if the female blue whale swallows!!!

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Johnson.

Johnson's lassard, Johnson's as far as the eye can see...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think next time you ask why the sea is salty"

Because of all the seamen?

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Think next time you ask why the sea is salty

The blue whale has the largest penis of any animal, typically measuring between 8 and 10 feet long with a girth from 12 to 14 inches. Its testes weigh between 100-150 pounds and can ejaculate over 35 pints.

No point asking if the female blue whale swallows!!! "

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

King Fatefehi of Tonga most likely has the penis with the most action. He supposedly deflowered 37,800 women from 1770-1784, or about 7 women a day.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The penis is actually almost twice as long as men think they are. This is because half of the penis is inside the body. The root of the penis is inside the pelvis and attached to the pubic bone. In fact, an erect penis is shaped like a boomerang.

. That will be where many get their size from

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Porridge gun

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle


"The penis is actually almost twice as long as men think they are. This is because half of the penis is inside the body. The root of the penis is inside the pelvis and attached to the pubic bone. In fact, an erect penis is shaped like a boomerang.

. That will be where many get their size from "

So my cock is actually 15 inches but im a grower not a shower??

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Masturbation has also been called adjusting the antenna, charming the snake, and fiddling the flesh flute. According to Men’s Health, men report masturbating around 12 times per month

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Masturbation has also been called adjusting the antenna, charming the snake, and fiddling the flesh flute. According to Men’s Health, men report masturbating around 12 times per month"

Those are rookie numbers.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Masturbation has also been called adjusting the antenna, charming the snake, and fiddling the flesh flute. According to Men’s Health, men report masturbating around 12 times per month

Those are rookie numbers."

Never said they were mine

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By *rtyIan OP   Man  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

During the Inquisition, women were executed for “knowledge of Satan’s penis.” For example, in 1600, Anna Pappenheimer had her breasts torn off with heated pincers and rubbed in the faces of her sons, and then she was burned alive. The Malleus Maleficarum, the definitive guide for witch hunters (1486), wrote of women who stole dozens of penises, then hid them in a tree where they lived like birds in a nest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Think next time you ask why the sea is salty

The blue whale has the largest penis of any animal, typically measuring between 8 and 10 feet long with a girth from 12 to 14 inches. Its testes weigh between 100-150 pounds and can ejaculate over 35 pints.

No point asking if the female blue whale swallows!!! "

It's the only time that a whale can die from drowning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mutton Dagger

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The uterus scratcher

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By *KG12Couple  over a year ago

Burnley


"The penis is actually almost twice as long as men think they are. This is because half of the penis is inside the body. The root of the penis is inside the pelvis and attached to the pubic bone. In fact, an erect penis is shaped like a boomerang.

. That will be where many get their size from "

Ah, so if you have a big pelvis, most of the penis is inside.

So instead of saying I have a little fella, I can just say my pelvis is big

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