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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why just ladies cracker?!
Brucey IS my chaps name
Now that's not very original Brucey
I thought that's what we all did here... "
Nope I like to think outside of the box |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing in particular, I call it all sorts but generally it's my cunting axe wound when my womb lining is falling out of it once a fucking month."
Thank God them days are over for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk
My Mam is called Mary
You won’t be able to look at her the same now."
Your right i wont |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My wife calls it Mary. It’s very problematic when it comes to dirty talk
My Mam is called Mary
I cracked up at this OP "
Thank God I don't get to call herMary |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant! "
Brilliant,Sorted |
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant!
Brilliant,Sorted "
Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha? "
The bad news is that Big Bertha was a long range howitzer used by the Germans in WW1 (might be more appropriate for a bloke's penis, even more fun if it were to fire blanks!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant!
Brilliant,Sorted
Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha "
Now that's just greedy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
The bad news is that Big Bertha was a long range howitzer used by the Germans in WW1 (might be more appropriate for a bloke's penis, even more fun if it were to fire blanks!)"
Oh dear |
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant!
Brilliant,Sorted
Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha "
Can I suggest " OnMyFace " |
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant!
Brilliant,Sorted
Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha
Now that's just greedy "
Bert & Ernie are my boobies |
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant!
Brilliant,Sorted
Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha
Can I suggest " OnMyFace " "
You always say the nicest things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have a name for your foo?
I had no control over my First name so I decided I'd name my foof Alice "
A Mound called Alice-has it ever got you into a Jam ? |
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant!
Brilliant,Sorted
Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha
Can I suggest " OnMyFace "
You always say the nicest things "
Gentleman Me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have a name for your foo?
I had no control over my First name so I decided I'd name my foof Alice
A Mound called Alice-has it ever got you into a Jam ? "
Not recently |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now I’ve stopped laughing… I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but happy to consider one. Not Mary though as I’m not hairy
Bertha?
That’s brilliant!
Brilliant,Sorted
Thanks beautiful. So I have Bert, Ernie and Bertha
Now that's just greedy
Bert & Ernie are my boobies "
Oh of course they are,mine are Bill&Ben |
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"An ex used to call hers Valerie. And my old chap was Percy.
Percy is a great name "
I can’t remember where I got (stole) this from, but it comes from the pub when I used to d*unkenly announce I was going to point Percy at the porcelain |
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