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By *ris Gray OP Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
Are only interested in sex, forums prove it am i right or am i right.
The amount of threads that are sex related and pointless is astounding cmon guys are you just here to get your dick wet or get an education in how to get your dick wet?  |
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I'm quite popular in real life with a large circle of friends, a hectic social life etc. I actually know I am all that but the ego is getting out of hand so I come on here to look at my empty inbox and bring me back down to earth |
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"I've struck up some lovely friendships with men and some might want to stick their dick in me but I tend to go with that not existing.  "
I can assure you my dick exists Meli. You’re welcome to ignore it though.
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By *ris Gray OP Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I'm quite popular in real life with a large circle of friends, a hectic social life etc. I actually know I am all that but the ego is getting out of hand so I come on here to look at my empty inbox and bring me back down to earth"
lol it is soul destroying isn't it, i actually think theirs less women here this week  |
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over a year ago
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Rarely any conversations worth having. Always a quick fuck type of a message. At least we have laugh while having a drink in the afternoon.
Can't complain of free entertainment.  |
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I wouldn't say that sex as the be all and send all is always the case.
Some use sex as a pretence for needing to talk to someone, maybe to experience the kind of interaction they don't have access to in their daily lives. Unloading themselves in two senses, really!
There have been loads of times when guys have had a really good chat afterwards, and as I like both sex and talking, I relish taking on the role of "agony aunt".
First one to say "Claire Rayner" gets a smack! |
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By *ris Gray OP Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I wouldn't say that sex as the be all and send all is always the case.
Some use sex as a pretence for needing to talk to someone, maybe to experience the kind of interaction they don't have access to in their daily lives. Unloading themselves in two senses, really!
There have been loads of times when guys have had a really good chat afterwards, and as I like both sex and talking, I relish taking on the role of "agony aunt".
First one to say "Claire Rayner" gets a smack! "
whos Claire Rayner? Omg not an I'm in agony aunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr...  Px
I could help you with that...as long as it's not Bazza
K"
don't knock bazza till you try him!! i may or may not have a pretty spectacular video from NYE proving just how special he is Px |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I've struck up some lovely friendships with men and some might want to stick their dick in me but I tend to go with that not existing.
I can assure you my dick exists Meli. You’re welcome to ignore it though.
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Ha, don't worry you're a Ken doll in my mind. |
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Nah, I offer a higher calibre of discernible posts . Do what I do and engage in topics such as socks, scarves, hats, coats, colognes, gloves, cinnamon, chocolate, cervical smear tests and rate-my-clock.
Then and only then does the subject of sex crop up.
Women's libidos are lubricated in a multitude of imaginable ways.   |
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px "
Is there a way to suck your dick in a non-sexual way, just like a 'welcome back gobjob' or even a 'High Five My Face with your ballsack, Pal' kinda thing?
I'd like to stay within the thread parameters, you see.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn’t this the desired outcome for most people?, if not then I am no better than a man "
Of course you aren't! Equality people! You just have a nicer face, hair, booty, body, boobs, and personality than most men! |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned."
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right? |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
Morden |
"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoyingis it a new years resolution not to eat cake?
I don't like cake, apart from the Welsh kind "
I do a very nice Welsh cake.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right? "
Totally. The right Cake is everything!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right? "
I thought you were all about the glazing? |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything! "
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake” |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake” "
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality. |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality. "
Now you’re talking |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality. "
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today "
Cake... like someone bringing up pineapple on pizza is an easy "witty" comment when something oroginal thats interesting or funny can't be thought of |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today
Cake... like someone bringing up pineapple on pizza is an easy "witty" comment when something oroginal thats interesting or funny can't be thought of"
Yes exactly |
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"im not a guy... but im only here to get my dick wet too... so is there a club i should join? Orr... Px
I could help you with that...as long as it's not Bazza
K
don't knock bazza till you try him!! i may or may not have a pretty spectacular video from NYE proving just how special he is Px "
I will give him a pass  thanks though
K |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today "
We could talk about sweetie pies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are only interested in sex, forums prove it am i right or am i right.
The amount of threads that are sex related and pointless is astounding cmon guys are you just here to get your dick wet or get an education in how to get your dick wet? "
1 Cake
2 dick wet
3 Spooning if allowed
4 Hugs cuddles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here because I’m lonely and sometimes life is pretty crappy. It’s an escape of sorts but do you want to get your dick wet? "
I could just put it in the sink if wanted that to happen |
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"To be uncharacteristically charitable to the guys... Its not just them that engage in the sex chat on here. We're all at it! "
Your profile narrative is one of the best I've read on this site. Very funny and certainly not jaded Ms Cougar x |
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"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today
We could talk about sweetie pies. "
Or creampies |
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By *ris Gray OP Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Why is cake always mentioned in every thread is what i would like to know...its not offensive, but slightly annoying
I've seen several threads where cake hasn't been mentioned.
This is an utter travesty. We’re all here for cake right?
Totally. The right Cake is everything!
Oh it sure is… I do love a delicious “cake”
Everybody knows that cake is just a euphemism.
Crisp butties and a can of bingo are the treats of choice in reality.
See, this is what i mean. Every thread goes on a tangent about cake. And its so yawn. I think i'm just grumpy today
We could talk about sweetie pies.
Or creampies "
or pukkapies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm quite popular in real life with a large circle of friends, a hectic social life etc. I actually know I am all that but the ego is getting out of hand so I come on here to look at my empty inbox and bring me back down to earth
lol it is soul destroying isn't it, i actually think theirs less women here this week "
They all came out of the woodwork the other day. The seagulls were loving it. |
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I love the guy’s who pops up randomly on a thread about none sexual things and comments “ horny now if anyone free” or tries to start a conversation with people by replying to their comment with a “hi how’s you “.
The mr |
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By *ris Gray OP Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I'm quite popular in real life with a large circle of friends, a hectic social life etc. I actually know I am all that but the ego is getting out of hand so I come on here to look at my empty inbox and bring me back down to earth
lol it is soul destroying isn't it, i actually think theirs less women here this week
They all came out of the woodwork the other day. The seagulls were loving it. "
were you in St Ives? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the guy’s who pops up randomly on a thread about none sexual things and comments “ horny now if anyone free” or tries to start a conversation with people by replying to their comment with a “hi how’s you “.
The mr "
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"I love the guy’s who pops up randomly on a thread about none sexual things and comments “ horny now if anyone free” or tries to start a conversation with people by replying to their comment with a “hi how’s you “.
The mr "
Tell me about it!
I am horny by the way.
Also, hey, how are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"False! More interested in profile help than sex. He wants me to stroke his paragraphs instead of his willy."
That's cause he wants you to bounce on the willy silly! While yelling out where he should put in apostrophes |
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