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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right we are going at it fabbers. It's in!
But once that's all going according to plan, what positions do you want to get in the bin?!
For me it's that one where is guys (big up men) are on our side awkwardly pumping into them with their leg up high. You know the one you see in porn all the time. Dunno maybe I've not got the angles right before who the fuck knows.
But what position makes you groan IN THE BAD WAY |
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That lazy half assed sideways one annoys the life out of me.
Anything unnecessarily complicated that causes leg cramps is also pointless. There's plenty of ways that feel amazing without using stress positions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones that expect my joints to bend in ways they just weren't meant to. If it's causing problems or pain getting in to the position, it's not going to work.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they try and bend you in half and force your ankles up to your ears. I'm a bigger girl and it means my boobs end up strangling me haha "
One of my favourites, my boobs aren't big enough to do *that* though 
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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It's really clichéd. But someone has to put it. 69ing.
I'd much rather be fully focused on worshipping a cock/going down on a woman than their cock plopping out of my mouth every time their tongue does a little movement that makes me moan. I'm easily overstimulated, let me focus on one thing at a time here. |
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"When they try and bend you in half and force your ankles up to your ears. I'm a bigger girl and it means my boobs end up strangling me haha "
Boo hiss. My long legs and small tits make that one of my favourites  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and bend you in half and force your ankles up to your ears. I'm a bigger girl and it means my boobs end up strangling me haha "
That would make an interesting obituary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't think of any right now. More flexibility and/or appendage depending I'd say. Some things just look better in porn but in reality they just cause you to burst laughing or be frustrated. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Know lots of people are fans, but I can easily live without Reverse Cowgirl. Done wrong and it feels like she's trying to snap my dick off...
(And seconded on the 69, Meli!)"
Oh Hai Yolo.
I tried reverse cowgirl recently. Erm... I'm seconding your view on it. How does it work? It's... well there are far more pleasurable things to do without worrying about a bleeding cock or my bumhole winking at someone every time I come. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and bend you in half and force your ankles up to your ears. I'm a bigger girl and it means my boobs end up strangling me haha "
This!, I don’t have the boob problem but I am laying there wondering if it’s making my double chin more noticeable
Also 69 is just a waste of time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and bend you in half and force your ankles up to your ears. I'm a bigger girl and it means my boobs end up strangling me haha "
Same. And then put all their weight on your legs just to make it extra suffocating. I don't like the physicality of this, but I also just feel reduced to an exposed pussy, like a sex doll who can't bloody breathe ! |
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"Know lots of people are fans, but I can easily live without Reverse Cowgirl. Done wrong and it feels like she's trying to snap my dick off...
(And seconded on the 69, Meli!)
Oh Hai Yolo.
I tried reverse cowgirl recently. Erm... I'm seconding your view on it. How does it work? It's... well there are far more pleasurable things to do without worrying about a bleeding cock or my bumhole winking at someone every time I come. "
Oh, I don't mind the bumhole winking! 
But get the angle wrong and I literally feel like I'm about to dislocate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Know lots of people are fans, but I can easily live without Reverse Cowgirl. Done wrong and it feels like she's trying to snap my dick off...
(And seconded on the 69, Meli!)"
Might be a stupid question, but how can you do it wrong? Rethinking my whole life right now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and bend you in half and force your ankles up to your ears. I'm a bigger girl and it means my boobs end up strangling me haha
This!, I don’t have the boob problem but I am laying there wondering if it’s making my double chin more noticeable
Also 69 is just a waste of time. "
Haha yes! And the double chin thing! It's just all too awkward for me. |
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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago
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"Know lots of people are fans, but I can easily live without Reverse Cowgirl. Done wrong and it feels like she's trying to snap my dick off...
(And seconded on the 69, Meli!)
Oh Hai Yolo.
I tried reverse cowgirl recently. Erm... I'm seconding your view on it. How does it work? It's... well there are far more pleasurable things to do without worrying about a bleeding cock or my bumhole winking at someone every time I come.
Oh, I don't mind the bumhole winking!
But get the angle wrong and I literally feel like I'm about to dislocate!"
Agreed with both of you sweets on reverse, it's awkward, can't really see how it feels good for the penis involved.
And.....Meli, I wanna see ya butt wink while you're licking my dong. |
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"Know lots of people are fans, but I can easily live without Reverse Cowgirl. Done wrong and it feels like she's trying to snap my dick off...
(And seconded on the 69, Meli!)
Might be a stupid question, but how can you do it wrong? Rethinking my whole life right now! "
If you lean too far forward, but this may just be my anatomy, so no need for you to rethink! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl can be awkward "
I actually second this. I know women love it...but they also in my experience have a habit of just rotating on you with it deep inside.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's really clichéd. But someone has to put it. 69ing.
I'd much rather be fully focused on worshipping a cock/going down on a woman than their cock plopping out of my mouth every time their tongue does a little movement that makes me moan. I'm easily overstimulated, let me focus on one thing at a time here."
100% this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl can be awkward
I actually second this. I know women love it...but they also in my experience have a habit of just rotating on you with it deep inside...."
Not if they squat over you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cowgirl can be awkward
I actually second this. I know women love it...but they also in my experience have a habit of just rotating on you with it deep inside....
Not if they squat over you "
I also worry if it goes too far the other way she's gonna break my dick.
And yes I've seen a GP about a bruised erection before |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Know lots of people are fans, but I can easily live without Reverse Cowgirl. Done wrong and it feels like she's trying to snap my dick off...
(And seconded on the 69, Meli!)
Oh Hai Yolo.
I tried reverse cowgirl recently. Erm... I'm seconding your view on it. How does it work? It's... well there are far more pleasurable things to do without worrying about a bleeding cock or my bumhole winking at someone every time I come.
Oh, I don't mind the bumhole winking!
But get the angle wrong and I literally feel like I'm about to dislocate!
Agreed with both of you sweets on reverse, it's awkward, can't really see how it feels good for the penis involved.
And.....Meli, I wanna see ya butt wink while you're licking my dong. "
I'm going to practise different ways of doing reverse. First time and it wasn't awful... not quite hitting the spot though.
As for dong licking and butt winking? That's being added to my list of must dos for this year. You know that's only happening if it's filmed as well yeah? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl can be awkward
I actually second this. I know women love it...but they also in my experience have a habit of just rotating on you with it deep inside....
Not if they squat over you
I also worry if it goes too far the other way she's gonna break my dick.
And yes I've seen a GP about a bruised erection before "
So precious heh. I assure you with a good sense of rhythm and balance skills, mans jewels are perfectly safe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cowgirl can be awkward
I actually second this. I know women love it...but they also in my experience have a habit of just rotating on you with it deep inside....
Not if they squat over you
I also worry if it goes too far the other way she's gonna break my dick.
And yes I've seen a GP about a bruised erection before
So precious heh. I assure you with a good sense of rhythm and balance skills, mans jewels are perfectly safe "
Fine I'll let you have a go but so help me god if my GP has to see my battered cod again! |
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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago
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"Know lots of people are fans, but I can easily live without Reverse Cowgirl. Done wrong and it feels like she's trying to snap my dick off...
(And seconded on the 69, Meli!)
Oh Hai Yolo.
I tried reverse cowgirl recently. Erm... I'm seconding your view on it. How does it work? It's... well there are far more pleasurable things to do without worrying about a bleeding cock or my bumhole winking at someone every time I come.
Oh, I don't mind the bumhole winking!
But get the angle wrong and I literally feel like I'm about to dislocate!
Agreed with both of you sweets on reverse, it's awkward, can't really see how it feels good for the penis involved.
And.....Meli, I wanna see ya butt wink while you're licking my dong.
I'm going to practise different ways of doing reverse. First time and it wasn't awful... not quite hitting the spot though.
As for dong licking and butt winking? That's being added to my list of must dos for this year. You know that's only happening if it's filmed as well yeah? "
Obviously chick, it's us.
From Horndog No.2 |
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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago
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"It's really clichéd. But someone has to put it. 69ing.
I'd much rather be fully focused on worshipping a cock/going down on a woman than their cock plopping out of my mouth every time their tongue does a little movement that makes me moan. I'm easily overstimulated, let me focus on one thing at a time here."
Well said! There's a lot to be said for seeing what's happening, love seeing a woman worshipping my cock |
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I like to mix it up in as many positions i can and learnt to variate alot of the usual ones for better and deeper penetration, suppose its easier to put into action than to explain about it really.
So I have many favourites. |
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I'm quite open to try anything but if it requires my joints being bent in ways that weren't intended or my hamstrings pulling you'll make me dry up and seal up. Just keep it simple people, easy sex can be just as much fun as upside down from a ceiling fan sex.
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"It's really clichéd. But someone has to put it. 69ing.
I'd much rather be fully focused on worshipping a cock/going down on a woman than their cock plopping out of my mouth every time their tongue does a little movement that makes me moan. I'm easily overstimulated, let me focus on one thing at a time here."
Totally agree, 69 in the bin, I want to o concentrate on what I'm doing.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they try and lug me about, I'm not a sack of spuds and I've a little more chunk in the hunk. It looks ok in the movies but not if you look as if you're going to put your back out at any given. Get off and put the kettle on instead |
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"Doggy. Eugh. "
I like it when it works. But there are times when it just doesn’t work. When the two of you’s bodies are just not fitting together right. Maybe it’s the lengths of both your legs not quite lining up or something, but when it feels like I’m either stretching up to reach the right spot or awkwardly spreading my legs to get down a bit lower … doggy can be a pain. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Doggy. Eugh.
I like it when it works. But there are times when it just doesn’t work. When the two of you’s bodies are just not fitting together right. Maybe it’s the lengths of both your legs not quite lining up or something, but when it feels like I’m either stretching up to reach the right spot or awkwardly spreading my legs to get down a bit lower … doggy can be a pain."
I disagree. Where there's a will, there's a way! |
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"I disagree. Where there's a will, there's a way! "
Oh, don’t get me wrong. There’s always a way. And I’m not one for admitting defeat. But sometimes it’s a short-lived position because it just ain’t feeling right. (Whisper this part, but it’s usually because the woman in question isn’t doing her share of adjusting for the height difference …)  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"I disagree. Where there's a will, there's a way!
Oh, don’t get me wrong. There’s always a way. And I’m not one for admitting defeat. But sometimes it’s a short-lived position because it just ain’t feeling right. (Whisper this part, but it’s usually because the woman in question isn’t doing her share of adjusting for the height difference …) "
Ha ha. I was going to suggest just moving her into position I've made it work with 17 inches between us
(height difference I mean! ) |
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"Right we are going at it fabbers. It's in!
But once that's all going according to plan, what positions do you want to get in the bin?!
For me it's that one where is guys (big up men) are on our side awkwardly pumping into them with their leg up high. You know the one you see in porn all the time. Dunno maybe I've not got the angles right before who the fuck knows.
But what position makes you groan IN THE BAD WAY"
Shower sex. Looks great in theory, in reality, it’s just a horny argument over water temperature and shower head position, with a side order of embarrassing trip to A&E. |
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"Ha ha. I was going to suggest just moving her into position I've made it work with 17 inches between us
(height difference I mean! ) "
I’ve got no such fears about making it work with you, despite you being a wee slip of a girl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right we are going at it fabbers. It's in!
But once that's all going according to plan, what positions do you want to get in the bin?!
For me it's that one where is guys (big up men) are on our side awkwardly pumping into them with their leg up high. You know the one you see in porn all the time. Dunno maybe I've not got the angles right before who the fuck knows.
But what position makes you groan IN THE BAD WAY
Shower sex. Looks great in theory, in reality, it’s just a horny argument over water temperature and shower head position, with a side order of embarrassing trip to A&E."
that description killed it |
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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago
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"When they try and bend you in half and force your ankles up to your ears. I'm a bigger girl and it means my boobs end up strangling me haha "
Sounds like it would be a heck of a lot even trying though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM"
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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None that I hate actually....
Wasn't too in to 69 until recently. I think it's different with different partners, Like most things really. Am a big fan of all things oral.
I suppose the only thing is hip cramps and stress positions, they can ruin the fun if I'm folded to tightly too long any which way ...eh, thems the breaks. Just best to keep switching it up  |
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously "
Get one of those sandbag weight things and practice holding that in place while you bash your hips into it instead... and hope you don't get kicked out of the gym
LvM |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously "
Remind me what gym you frequent. Asking for a friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously
Get one of those sandbag weight things and practice holding that in place while you bash your hips into it instead... and hope you don't get kicked out of the gym
LvM"
On the contrary, I'm sure the women will be throwing themselves at me after showing my thrusting prowess |
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously
Get one of those sandbag weight things and practice holding that in place while you bash your hips into it instead... and hope you don't get kicked out of the gym
LvM
On the contrary, I'm sure the women will be throwing themselves at me after showing my thrusting prowess "
^ Looks like one already fell into the trap
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously
Remind me what gym you frequent. Asking for a friend "
I do need a gym buddy to check my form to be fair. Is your friend interested? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously
Remind me what gym you frequent. Asking for a friend
I do need a gym buddy to check my form to be fair. Is your friend interested? "
She is. Help needed with her squats. Upward thrusting optional |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously
Get one of those sandbag weight things and practice holding that in place while you bash your hips into it instead... and hope you don't get kicked out of the gym
LvM
On the contrary, I'm sure the women will be throwing themselves at me after showing my thrusting prowess
^ Looks like one already fell into the trap
LvM"
Trap?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously
Remind me what gym you frequent. Asking for a friend
I do need a gym buddy to check my form to be fair. Is your friend interested?
She is. Help needed with her squats. Upward thrusting optional "
I'll spot her from behind and make sure she's ok. The thrusting may be optional, but is it encouraged? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Cowgirl, but only when they expect me to fuck them from underneath. My hips aren't that great and sinking into the mattress just makes it impossible
Time to add hip thrusts to your leg day
LvM
I do those! Maybe a change of tact is needed in the gym where I thrust the bar up vigorously
Remind me what gym you frequent. Asking for a friend
I do need a gym buddy to check my form to be fair. Is your friend interested?
She is. Help needed with her squats. Upward thrusting optional
I'll spot her from behind and make sure she's ok. The thrusting may be optional, but is it encouraged? "
Oh definitely. She can train you to return the favour |
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