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Happy Birthday Granny Crumpet
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"Let’s hope you get a knee trembler on your special day 
Love and Penis 
Thank you. What a sweet sweet man.
Can I put the candles up your arse and blow them out for you
What size are they ?"
They look like them chocolate cigs you used to get as kids |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused. "
She has two birthdays an actual one and a state one  |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
She has two birthdays an actual one and a state one "
Quite right too ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused."
Granny is like our late Queen obviously  |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously "
What, in her nineties ?   |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
What, in her nineties ? "
Embalmed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
What, in her nineties ?
Embalmed?"
Rude you! .. both of you.
I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jazz. |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
What, in her nineties ?
Embalmed?
Rude you! .. both of you.
I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jizz. "
I'm happy to contribute   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
What, in her nineties ?
Embalmed?
Rude you! .. both of you.
I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jizz.
I'm happy to contribute "
Ffs |
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Gosh ....... thank you all. I am humbled ( nearly )
I went off to do a couple of bean burgers so i've only just noticed your kindness.
Yes , it is my birthday ! My real one.
God sakes Leo ..... how can you remember the Summer one!
I'm a Capricorn...... a goat ( no comebacks ) |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
What, in her nineties ?
Embalmed?
Rude you! .. both of you.
I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jazz. "
They are not rude but they are cheekly bleeders |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
What, in her nineties ?
Embalmed?
Rude you! .. both of you.
I meant she deserves bi annual celebration and a parade and all that jazz.
They are not rude but they are cheekly bleeders "
Not the Messiah either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yey now there is confirmation from the lady herself...
Happy birthday Granny
Hope you have had a wonderful day  
Thank you legs I recognise."
They are both false |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously "
Granny, they're calling you old. |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
Granny, they're calling you old."
Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
Granny, they're calling you old.
Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother "
No they are calling you beloved. Do we get a bank holiday by the way? |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
Granny, they're calling you old.
Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother "
Ah what do I do to get forgiveness or your Majesty |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
Granny, they're calling you old.
Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother "
boy and camilla i mean shes a man in drag right? |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
Granny, they're calling you old.
Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother... boy and camilla i mean shes a man in drag right? "
i typed boy at the beginning of my quote and it shows up on my screen but not in the post how weird |
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"I did think it was your birthday but when I did a Forum search there was a Happy Birthday thread from the summer so now I'm really confused.
Granny is like our late Queen obviously
Granny, they're calling you old.
Never mind old. They're calling me dead. As dead as the King's Mother... boy and camilla i mean shes a man in drag right? i typed boy at the beginning of my quote and it shows up on my screen but not in the post how weird "
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