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"No seriousness in the lounge but don’t try and take the piss in the other sections. They don’t like it down there."
Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!  |
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"Who are you?
You post on the forums? "
How very dare you… im deeply affronted… and rather taken by your Mrs Front!!
And in answer to those questions I’m a geriatric former rock star with too much time on his hands and a dreadful attitude to most things.. and I occasionally share my inane ramblings on here because My cat is thick and can’t speak… even a bloody budgie can speak!!  |
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"No seriousness in the lounge but don’t try and take the piss in the other sections. They don’t like it down there.
Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!! "
The further down you get the less humour they accept. It gets pretty scary down there. |
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"Who are you?
You post on the forums?
How very dare you… im deeply affronted… and rather taken by your Mrs Front!!
And in answer to those questions I’m a geriatric former rock star with too much time on his hands and a dreadful attitude to most things.. and I occasionally share my inane ramblings on here because My cat is thick and can’t speak… even a bloody budgie can speak!! "
Oh.
Nice dick on you though |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches."
I know… some people just want a solution without the sacrifice!! My 3rd option was a crème brûlée blowlamp… but as they didn’t like the first 2… kept it to myself!! |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches."
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them |
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"Who are you?
You post on the forums?
How very dare you… im deeply affronted… and rather taken by your Mrs Front!!
And in answer to those questions I’m a geriatric former rock star with too much time on his hands and a dreadful attitude to most things.. and I occasionally share my inane ramblings on here because My cat is thick and can’t speak… even a bloody budgie can speak!!
Oh.
Nice dick on you though "
Aww ty thats a lovely thing to say… in the right light he looks like Richard Gere in ‘Officer and a Gentleman’ i think  |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them "
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!! |
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"Serious on the forums and treat it with more reverence- instead of taking the piss ( 90% of the time)? You the jury of my peers….. what do you think? "
You need to either get that 90% up to at least 98% or start getting your dong out way more, either way.
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!! "
No need to Google, it's definitely not the feet ones as they don't go near penis |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!!
No need to Google, it's definitely not the feet ones as they don't go near penis "
Well how come im banned from several ‘ treatment shops’ for just that… its very confusing!! |
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"Serious on the forums and treat it with more reverence- instead of taking the piss ( 90% of the time)? You the jury of my peers….. what do you think?
You need to either get that 90% up to at least 98% or start getting your dong out way more, either way.
"
Pmsl - my dong has wayyy too much competition on here - some guys on here have scaffold pipe in their pants…. Mine is far less impressive ( much better looking though!!) |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!!
No need to Google, it's definitely not the feet ones as they don't go near penis
Well how come im banned from several ‘ treatment shops’ for just that… its very confusing!! "
They're attracted to cheese smells, I'd wash that willy more often |
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"Definitely. Fab is only for serious discussions about pensions, investments and penis insurance. Grow up. "
Penis insurance?? In case he has an accident that wasnt his fault?? The little shit is going to sue me isn’t he… !! I can see the headlines now Penis demands emancipation!! He wants more decision making authority!! |
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"Serious on the forums and treat it with more reverence- instead of taking the piss ( 90% of the time)? You the jury of my peers….. what do you think?
You need to either get that 90% up to at least 98% or start getting your dong out way more, either way.
Pmsl - my dong has wayyy too much competition on here - some guys on here have scaffold pipe in their pants…. Mine is far less impressive ( much better looking though!!) "
That's a poor argument; I don't wanna make my mascara run on a scaffold pipe dude.
Whap that handsome man on out!
...am I serious, even I don't know at this point
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"Serious on the forums and treat it with more reverence- instead of taking the piss ( 90% of the time)? You the jury of my peers….. what do you think?
You need to either get that 90% up to at least 98% or start getting your dong out way more, either way.
Pmsl - my dong has wayyy too much competition on here - some guys on here have scaffold pipe in their pants…. Mine is far less impressive ( much better looking though!!)
That's a poor argument; I don't wanna make my mascara run on a scaffold pipe dude.
Whap that handsome man on out!
...am I serious, even I don't know at this point
"
i was lost after post 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel free to be serious in Swingers Chat, or UK, or Virus, etc. My understanding is that the 'Lounge' is not the place to be earnest.
Have you not considered the importance of being Ernest?"
I tried being gay once but it was only half in Ernest, does that count? |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!!
No need to Google, it's definitely not the feet ones as they don't go near penis
Well how come im banned from several ‘ treatment shops’ for just that… its very confusing!!
They're attracted to cheese smells, I'd wash that willy more often "
Like once a quarter or something??  |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!!
No need to Google, it's definitely not the feet ones as they don't go near penis
Well how come im banned from several ‘ treatment shops’ for just that… its very confusing!!
They're attracted to cheese smells, I'd wash that willy more often
Like once a quarter or something?? "
It's better than your yearly dipping in bleach I guess |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!!
No need to Google, it's definitely not the feet ones as they don't go near penis
Well how come im banned from several ‘ treatment shops’ for just that… its very confusing!!
They're attracted to cheese smells, I'd wash that willy more often
Like once a quarter or something??
It's better than your yearly dipping in bleach I guess "
I prefer The term ‘strong aromatic body wash!’ |
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"Feel free to be serious in Swingers Chat, or UK, or Virus, etc. My understanding is that the 'Lounge' is not the place to be earnest.
Have you not considered the importance of being Ernest?
I tried being gay once but it was only half in Ernest, does that count?"
I think that's up to him to decide |
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"Done that…. On a please can i have some advice on genital warts or something similar… verruca cream was deemed unhelpful… as was leeches!!
More leeches.
I heard dipping your bits in a tank of piranhas is the best way as they gently nibble them
Making notes… thinking it might not be piranhas… but those ones that nibble your feet as opposed to tearing the flesh from your bones - but i’ll Google it!!
No need to Google, it's definitely not the feet ones as they don't go near penis
Well how come im banned from several ‘ treatment shops’ for just that… its very confusing!!
They're attracted to cheese smells, I'd wash that willy more often
Like once a quarter or something??
It's better than your yearly dipping in bleach I guess
I prefer The term ‘strong aromatic body wash!’ "
Only if it's lemon scented |
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over a year ago
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"Serious is for the Virus forum, not the lounge 
But piss taking in the virus forum is so fun 
You are a very naughty lady!
Someone should smack my bottom. "
Don’t ask me I might stick a tongue in  |
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"Serious is for the Virus forum, not the lounge
But piss taking in the virus forum is so fun
You are a very naughty lady!
Someone should smack my bottom. "
I'm back in my office today so, will grab the ruler from my desk. |
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"Serious is for the Virus forum, not the lounge
But piss taking in the virus forum is so fun
You are a very naughty lady!
Someone should smack my bottom. "
The queue for Lacey Red bottom smacking is now at Aberdeen… please no pushing and shoving and ensure you keep hold of your ticket!! |
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"Serious is for the Virus forum, not the lounge
But piss taking in the virus forum is so fun
You are a very naughty lady!
Someone should smack my bottom.
The queue for Lacey Red bottom smacking is now at Aberdeen… please no pushing and shoving and ensure you keep hold of your ticket!!"
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
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"Serious on the forums and treat it with more reverence- instead of taking the piss ( 90% of the time)? You the jury of my peers….. what do you think? "
Absolutely not. Now that Roger has passed away someone needs to take a bright and humorous look at the chaos that surrounds us all. |
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"Serious is for the Virus forum, not the lounge
But piss taking in the virus forum is so fun
You are a very naughty lady!
Someone should smack my bottom.
The queue for Lacey Red bottom smacking is now at Aberdeen… please no pushing and shoving and ensure you keep hold of your ticket!!"
Screw waiting, I'm sneaking to the front like a ninja |
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"Serious is for the Virus forum, not the lounge
But piss taking in the virus forum is so fun
You are a very naughty lady!
Someone should smack my bottom.
The queue for Lacey Red bottom smacking is now at Aberdeen… please no pushing and shoving and ensure you keep hold of your ticket!!
"
Turns out 1 lucky person has all the tickets from 1-350…. Ohhh look - it’s me!!!   |
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