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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't say it was crap but my brother has bought me paintballing tickets... I HATE paintballing! _
- Amy. x"
he is probably hoping that you will say you hate it and then he can use.the tickets.himself lol |
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over a year ago
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Got given a fairy cake tin yesterday 
The year before last we got given 4 chairs that every time you sat on them they would tip you on the floor.
Both from the same person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from the jumper my parents got me and the CD I know my daughter has bought for me, the rest were rubbish and they'll all be either used or in the bin by the end of January. Siren isn't the best present buyer by a long shot, but I've got used to it by now. |
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"I wouldn't say it was crap but my brother has bought me paintballing tickets... I HATE paintballing! _
- Amy. x
he is probably hoping that you will say you hate it and then he can use.the tickets.himself lol"
Probably, lol. I'm gonna hold on to them out of spite though. XD x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me laugh, you do wonder what goes through peoples minds when they buy these gifts"
I've come to the conclusion that nothing goes through their minds at all. Certainly not any feelings of love or consideration for the person they are buying them for. |
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Oh i had to laugh, the old guy i had invited for christmas day, kept saying before hand that he would show me his appreciation. He spent the whole day here with full christmas dinner, lots of alcohol and he also had room for tea. He showed his appreciation by presenting me wih a small box of after eights. I didnt expect or want anything but it made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eyelashes for my car 
That's kind of awesome actually, lol.
If I had a car, I would... XD x"
You would if you saw the work involved with putting them on and you glue them, then curl them lol, its bad enough curling my own lashes never mind my cars lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fluffy bedsocks, wouldn't mind but this is the second pair this month my friend has given me. It was she who bought me my onesie last Christmas.
I'm sure she thinks because I'm the only one of her friends who hasn't got a husband to warm me in bed that I need wrapping up well.  |
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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago
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I spent about £650 on various presents for various people and recieved presents back from the same people, which I would estimate the value of about £30. In some cases the wrapping was more expensive than the contents  and they tell you as you open it "well its not much as it's the thought that counts".......yeah I know fuck all thought where I'm sat!. I really must try it next year and say it to them as they open their shit presents so I can save a shit load of money  |
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"You would if you saw the work involved with putting them on and you glue them, then curl them lol, its bad enough curling my own lashes never mind my cars lol xx"
Ah sod it, I'll just draw them on, lol!
Oh, my brother got given a pink ladies T-shirt as well with a plunging v-neck... Almost pissed myself when he put it on, VERY Louie Spence! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I spent about £650 on various presents for various people and recieved presents back from the same people, which I would estimate the value of about £30. In some cases the wrapping was more expensive than the contents and they tell you as you open it "well its not much as it's the thought that counts".......yeah I know fuck all thought where I'm sat!. I really must try it next year and say it to them as they open their shit presents so I can save a shit load of money "
I know the feeling. Sometimes I feel like wrapping up an empty box and when they open it with a bemused look on their face I say, "It's the thought that counts, think that the box contains something you really want." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I (Paul) got a penis mug from my sister inlaw more of a jokey present "
The inlaws do that to me. Got a fucking wooly hat with flaps that come down over the ears and with a bobble on a string on the end of them to tie under my chin. All I need now is a fucking anorak and a pair of glasses with some white tape around the bridge to complete my Gimp Deluxe Outfit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I (Paul) got a penis mug from my sister inlaw more of a jokey present
The inlaws do that to me. Got a fucking wooly hat with flaps that come down over the ears and with a bobble on a string on the end of them to tie under my chin. All I need now is a fucking anorak and a pair of glasses with some white tape around the bridge to complete my Gimp Deluxe Outfit. "
suits you Sir  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I (Paul) got a penis mug from my sister inlaw more of a jokey present
The inlaws do that to me. Got a fucking wooly hat with flaps that come down over the ears and with a bobble on a string on the end of them to tie under my chin. All I need now is a fucking anorak and a pair of glasses with some white tape around the bridge to complete my Gimp Deluxe Outfit.
suits you Sir "
If they get me a kagool and not a proper anorak I won't be fucking happy about it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dad got shampoo n conditioner he is bald! "
I got 2 sets and I'm balder than most of the fannies on here
I'm going to use it though.
We'll have the poshest smelling hound in Cornwall |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad got shampoo n conditioner he is bald!
I got 2 sets and I'm balder than most of the fannies on here
I'm going to use it though.
We'll have the poshest smelling hound in Cornwall "
Are you a bit of a bear in other areas though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad got shampoo n conditioner he is bald!
I got 2 sets and I'm balder than most of the fannies on here
I'm going to use it though.
We'll have the poshest smelling hound in Cornwall
Are you a bit of a bear in other areas though? "
No mate, I'm about as hairy as a snake. I've got very little body hair, although I can grow a good beard. I haven't even got any eyebrows and my arms and legs look like I've got shares in Veet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad got shampoo n conditioner he is bald!
I got 2 sets and I'm balder than most of the fannies on here
I'm going to use it though.
We'll have the poshest smelling hound in Cornwall
Are you a bit of a bear in other areas though?
No mate, I'm about as hairy as a snake. I've got very little body hair, although I can grow a good beard. I haven't even got any eyebrows and my arms and legs look like I've got shares in Veet "
I can grow pubes that David Bellamy would feel at home in, but apart from a few loose tummy hairs I'm the same as you. But... I do have a full head of hair that has only just started greying at the temples that I'm quite proud of considering I'm 47. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad got shampoo n conditioner he is bald!
I got 2 sets and I'm balder than most of the fannies on here
I'm going to use it though.
We'll have the poshest smelling hound in Cornwall
Are you a bit of a bear in other areas though?
No mate, I'm about as hairy as a snake. I've got very little body hair, although I can grow a good beard. I haven't even got any eyebrows and my arms and legs look like I've got shares in Veet "
sounds like you need mr sheen instead to keep you shiny |
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"I spent about £650 on various presents for various people and recieved presents back from the same people, which I would estimate the value of about £30. In some cases the wrapping was more expensive than the contents and they tell you as you open it "well its not much as it's the thought that counts".......yeah I know fuck all thought where I'm sat!. I really must try it next year and say it to them as they open their shit presents so I can save a shit load of money "
Our circumstances are such that we genuinely can't afford to spend much money this year, it was quite tough opening expensive gifts from our.daughter knowing that what we'd given her cost a fraction of what she'd spent on us by fortunately she doesn't have your attitude. |
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"I spent about £650 on various presents for various people and recieved presents back from the same people, which I would estimate the value of about £30. In some cases the wrapping was more expensive than the contents and they tell you as you open it "well its not much as it's the thought that counts".......yeah I know fuck all thought where I'm sat!. I really must try it next year and say it to them as they open their shit presents so I can save a shit load of money
Our circumstances are such that we genuinely can't afford to spend much money this year, it was quite tough opening expensive gifts from our.daughter knowing that what we'd given her cost a fraction of what she'd spent on us by fortunately she doesn't have your attitude."
 In the past I have spent thousands not hundreds on gifts. Circumstances changed for me also and now I cannot afford to be so generous with money.
But, the generosity and love in my heart for those I give gifts to counts just as much with family and friends, than monetary value. Those are life's true friends who accept the person not what they can 'get out of them'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad got shampoo n conditioner he is bald!
I got 2 sets and I'm balder than most of the fannies on here
I'm going to use it though.
We'll have the poshest smelling hound in Cornwall
Are you a bit of a bear in other areas though?
No mate, I'm about as hairy as a snake. I've got very little body hair, although I can grow a good beard. I haven't even got any eyebrows and my arms and legs look like I've got shares in Veet sounds like you need mr sheen instead to keep you shiny "
Want to swap a bottle of Joop for a can of Pledge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dad got shampoo n conditioner he is bald!
I got 2 sets and I'm balder than most of the fannies on here
I'm going to use it though.
We'll have the poshest smelling hound in Cornwall
Are you a bit of a bear in other areas though?
No mate, I'm about as hairy as a snake. I've got very little body hair, although I can grow a good beard. I haven't even got any eyebrows and my arms and legs look like I've got shares in Veet sounds like you need mr sheen instead to keep you shiny
Want to swap a bottle of Joop for a can of Pledge "
Joop? Nah, that's the stuff given to men by women to encourage their more 'gentle' side. Smells like a bottle of feminist pussy juice with some dandelion nectar thrown in to disguise it, but I'm onto them, I know feminist pussy juice when I smell it. |
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"I spent about £650 on various presents for various people and recieved presents back from the same people, which I would estimate the value of about £30. In some cases the wrapping was more expensive than the contents and they tell you as you open it "well its not much as it's the thought that counts".......yeah I know fuck all thought where I'm sat!. I really must try it next year and say it to them as they open their shit presents so I can save a shit load of money
Our circumstances are such that we genuinely can't afford to spend much money this year, it was quite tough opening expensive gifts from our.daughter knowing that what we'd given her cost a fraction of what she'd spent on us by fortunately she doesn't have your attitude."
Some of the responses in this thread have left a distinctly sour taste in my mouth. They're more responses that i'd expect from ungrateful children, not grown adults who should realise we're in a recession.
I'm grateful for each & every gift I received this year. Even if some of them weren't so well thought out, I know they were well meant. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"One of the boys asked for a spork so I got everyone a spork. I wait to read that the worst present people received this year was a spork.
Whats a spork?"
It's a spoon and a fork in one. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"One of the boys asked for a spork so I got everyone a spork. I wait to read that the worst present people received this year was a spork.
Whats a spork?
It's a spoon and a fork in one."
Doh of course...
I had a mental picture of one of those fluffy toy gonk things for some reason.
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Got some wonderful presents this year...been a very lucky lady. Did have a bit of a giggle last year when one of my sisters-in law bought me a (very nice) umbrella - I've had to use crutches for the past 14 years - so no hand free to use a brolly |
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