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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"10 ring doughnuts 
I can certainly put ring doughnuts on mine but ten? How many blokes have dicks bug enough to hold ten??? Even horses would have a problem with that! "
I tried. The holes on standard Donuts were too small.
So Fox made me a giant one.
And yes, there's photo evidence....  
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I might paint one of those huge Victorian paintings on mine. Frith doing a railway station or similar. It would be fun picking out all the characters. A kind of roman á cock. In (very) miniature, obviously. |
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females "
a diamond well diamonds are a girls best friend  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Have a glamorous assistant in the background or perhaps displaying it like a gold fountain pen on qvc."
I expect to see Debbie McGee in your next picture, holding it like it's about to disappear up her top hat |
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"Have a glamorous assistant in the background or perhaps displaying it like a gold fountain pen on qvc.
I expect to see Debbie McGee in your next picture, holding it like it's about to disappear up her top hat "
she doesn't do magic any more that was her deceased husband paul |
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There was a guy on here a couple of years ago who had the best dick pics - every one of them was genuinely funny.
I think his user name was Experimental, but he's sadly unlos. It's the only time I've ever messaged someone to compliment their dick pics! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am all for glitter. But I would also like to see a man plant a tree in the penis hole and see how big the tree can grow before it snaps the penis. The man who grows the biggest tree will be very impressive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am all for glitter. But I would also like to see a man plant a tree in the penis hole and see how big the tree can grow before it snaps the penis. The man who grows the biggest tree will be very impressive."
I feel like being impressive isn't enough of a reward for the labour and, what I'm guessing is the highest peak of pain here lemon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am all for glitter. But I would also like to see a man plant a tree in the penis hole and see how big the tree can grow before it snaps the penis. The man who grows the biggest tree will be very impressive.
I feel like being impressive isn't enough of a reward for the labour and, what I'm guessing is the highest peak of pain here lemon..."
A tree is easy peasy lemon squeezey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am all for glitter. But I would also like to see a man plant a tree in the penis hole and see how big the tree can grow before it snaps the penis. The man who grows the biggest tree will be very impressive.
I feel like being impressive isn't enough of a reward for the labour and, what I'm guessing is the highest peak of pain here lemon...
A tree is easy peasy lemon squeezey."
But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!
Also the office meetings. The shops. The life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!
Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!
There's a lot of excuses and not a lot of action here Brucey."
My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!
Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!
There's a lot of excuses and not a lot of action here Brucey.
My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man."
But just think of the speech bubble in the photo. "I am Groot". It'd be a classic  |
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"My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man."
Half man half tree beast. You know, none of my favourite bizarre dildo suppliers have anything in this description. I'll have to send in requests for an ent penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But the roots lemon. Think of the roots!
Also the office meetings. The shops. The life!
There's a lot of excuses and not a lot of action here Brucey.
My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man.
But just think of the speech bubble in the photo. "I am Groot". It'd be a classic "
That's a point, just fuck Groot ya damn tree huggers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My penis is too precious to have tainted into a half man half tree beast. I'll let Carl take this one, he's an impressive man.
Half man half tree beast. You know, none of my favourite bizarre dildo suppliers have anything in this description. I'll have to send in requests for an ent penis."
If you fuck yourself with anything woodlike, please both consult a doctor and video it for me |
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"I am all for glitter. But I would also like to see a man plant a tree in the penis hole and see how big the tree can grow before it snaps the penis. The man who grows the biggest tree will be very impressive."
I think this is the first time I've been shocked by something you have said 
Give yourself a pat on the left butt cheek and put a gold star on the right one |
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"If you fuck yourself with anything woodlike, please both consult a doctor and video it for me "
Don't worry, I only use platinum silicone toys so there won't be any splinters while I indulge in a little dendrophilia. Can't deny I'll be having the evil dead on in the background for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you fuck yourself with anything woodlike, please both consult a doctor and video it for me
Don't worry, I only use platinum silicone toys so there won't be any splinters while I indulge in a little dendrophilia. Can't deny I'll be having the evil dead on in the background for it."
Meh, I'll still watch. Have you a microwave for my popcorn? |
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females "
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle? "
Pejazzle |
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?
Pejazzle"
Surely it's Dijazzle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?
Pejazzle
Surely it's Dijazzle "
Pejazzle FTW
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?
Pejazzle
Surely it's Dijazzle
Pejazzle FTW
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I thought you loved me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?
Pejazzle
Surely it's Dijazzle
Pejazzle FTW
I thought you loved me? "
If you had a vagina I’ll be in that ass, like a haemorrhoid |
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?
Pejazzle
Surely it's Dijazzle
Pejazzle FTW
I thought you loved me?
If you had a vagina I’ll be in that ass, like a haemorrhoid"
Mine are on the outside, is that not normal? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glitter seems the popular choice this evening, but I'm a fan of painting it like a rainbow and pretending it's a unicorn horn.
So ladies and gents, what would you put on a penis to make a really cool picture? Let's help these poor men attract the females
Another thing I think is important here...
What word is the male equivalent of vajazzle?
Pejazzle
Surely it's Dijazzle
Pejazzle FTW
I thought you loved me?
If you had a vagina I’ll be in that ass, like a haemorrhoid
Mine are on the outside, is that not normal? "
I don’t know sleep on it |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Phosphorescent paint....
Then I don't have to use my mobile flash light. LOL.
I could also pretend it's a Star Wars light sabre & Princess Lay-er (ok, I know I spelt it wrong - just go along with the role play for god's sake....), has been very naughty & needs to hold onto hands Solo. Geddit? Yes/ No? Tough crowd!!!
Get them in about 4 or 5 colours you can may..... Acrylic of course. If you could get it in oils you would be wiping yer cock on the curtains for the next couple of months before it's sets!!!! |
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