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Bruceys basement - an orgy tale
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I give you a flash (of my laminated clique card), will I be allowed in? "
Only if the butthole includes his face like the queen on those notes...what are they called |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always knew you wanted me in your basement. You will need to clear it of spiders first tho"
Oh it's renovated don't you worry. It just has chains for you in the corner  |
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"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.
Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?
You can crawl...?  "
While I'm not opposed to spending a fair amount of time on my knees, I would like to be able to stand up occasionally  |
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"If I give you a flash (of my laminated clique card), will I be allowed in?
Only if the butthole includes his face like the queen on those notes...what are they called "
Are we talking Rex's butthole or my husband's? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.
Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?
You can crawl...?
While I'm not opposed to spending a fair amount of time on my knees, I would like to be able to stand up occasionally "
I mean I can and you're only a little taller so you should be alright. But no standing on the bed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I give you a flash (of my laminated clique card), will I be allowed in?
Only if the butthole includes his face like the queen on those notes...what are they called
Are we talking Rex's butthole or my husband's?"
I dunno I can't tell the difference in buttholes anymore... |
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"I’ll have loads of room to stand up 
Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements "
Oh ok… have I gone to the wrong party again? Happens all the time |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ll have loads of room to stand up
Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements "
FFS - I'm chained up in the corner missing out on all the fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have loads of room to stand up
Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
FFS - I'm chained up in the corner missing out on all the fun "
Just flash your clique card for a day pass |
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"I always knew you wanted me in your basement. You will need to clear it of spiders first tho
Oh it's renovated don't you worry. It just has chains for you in the corner "
What else to go with the chains... |
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"I’ll have loads of room to stand up
Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements "
Whoah. No basements for me thanks . I’ve watched far too much horror for that. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ll have loads of room to stand up
Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Whoah. No basements for me thanks . I’ve watched far too much horror for that."
Yep same for me! Not going near any basements! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll have loads of room to stand up
Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Whoah. No basements for me thanks . I’ve watched far too much horror for that."
It's ok, it's a modern basement. Well lit with all mod cons including.....a pole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing."
The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.
The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night"
Snacks ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.
The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night
Snacks ?"
I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.
The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night
Snacks ?
I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met "
Ooohhhhh sounds good to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.
The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night
Snacks ?
I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met
Ooohhhhh sounds good to me "
Get nekkid, Misty and Little bird will measure you for your hooters outfit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing.
The more the merrier..and I'm barman for the night
Snacks ?
I've got a full buffet with all the well known brands and dietary requirements met
Ooohhhhh sounds good to me
Get nekkid, Misty and Little bird will measure you for your hooters outfit "
Okie dokie |
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"I have issues where basements tend to only be about 6ft tall.
Will I be able to stand upright in heels in this basement Brucey?
You can crawl...?
While I'm not opposed to spending a fair amount of time on my knees, I would like to be able to stand up occasionally "
Would I be able to stand in my 8 inch heels?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Excuse me... you're in mine with me, Misty and Midnight, we're busy taking Red's measurements
Actually Brucey, gr8s basement is sounding more appealing."
That's fine, it happens, people take your ideas, invite all the women...go, you're banished! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!"
Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too "
Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!"
If it is curry flavour?
And sexy Twister? Is that just naked Twister? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too
Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game "
Go unchain cougar so she came come too, and I'll let you in ... |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too
Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game
Go unchain cougar so she came come too, and I'll let you in ... "
Have you got anything racier than air hockey? Axe throwing maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Equal opportunities my friend...I've got air hockey too if you feel tempted too
Air hockey while receiving blowjobs? The real game
Go unchain cougar so she came come too, and I'll let you in ...
Have you got anything racier than air hockey? Axe throwing maybe? "
That's next week..but escape room game is in the left corner |
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!"
Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in
(Would you like to borrow my aloe )
Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in
(Would you like to borrow my aloe )
Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements."
It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason |
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in
(Would you like to borrow my aloe )
Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.
It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason "
I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Be honest... It was the pot noodle that hooked you in wasn't it?
I don’t like Pot Noodles. Not even Shin Ramen ones."
Dammit. I was going to lay those on after gin. (Reaches for Meals in 5 Mins for Dummies) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in
(Would you like to borrow my aloe )
Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.
It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason
I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant?"
It's got a very curvaceous bosom look to it, crushed velvet and two perfectly placed round scatter cushions |
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in
(Would you like to borrow my aloe )
Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.
It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason
I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant?
It's got a very curvaceous bosom look to it, crushed velvet and two perfectly placed round scatter cushions "
That’s not as bad as I was expecting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine go to the old man's everyone. Except you cougar on account of being chained. But don't worry, I brought pot noodles and sexy twister!
Just accept it. They want to be in the basement I’m in
(Would you like to borrow my aloe )
Disclaimer - I’m not in any basements.
It was fitted and kitted with you in mind...the sofa isn't that shape for no reason
I know I’m going to regret asking this and will probably need brain bleach…. But what shape of sofa do I warrant?
It's got a very curvaceous bosom look to it, crushed velvet and two perfectly placed round scatter cushions
That’s not as bad as I was expecting "
I'm currently sitting between the two cushions...it's lush |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sure come on in!"
BB
You will be glad to know my silver pass to enlightenment and utopia ends in 35 days time but I have decided to call time out (and claim a refund of my time lapsed subscription). But do you own a cat? Before I goes I gotta know..... |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 00:06:56]
Sure come on in!
BB
You will be glad to know my silver pass to enlightenment and utopia ends in 35 days time but I have decided to call time out (and claim a refund of my time lapsed subscription). But do you own a cat? Before I goes I gotta know....."
Carl, did you used to live in the US and were featured in a Netflix documentary? What was it called...um... Don't Fuck with Cats? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 03/01/23 00:06:56]
Sure come on in!
BB
You will be glad to know my silver pass to enlightenment and utopia ends in 35 days time but I have decided to call time out (and claim a refund of my time lapsed subscription). But do you own a cat? Before I goes I gotta know.....
Carl, did you used to live in the US and were featured in a Netflix documentary? What was it called...um... Don't Fuck with Cats? "
Tall cats....... |
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