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Because there’s about 100x more men on here so if you don’t make yourself stand out from the rest you won’t be successful.
Your profile says you’ve been here before. What worked for you the other times? |
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"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site "
Referring to women as females will not do you any favours with many of the ladies.
Ladies also tend to read profiles before responding to messages. I haven't looked at the photos but the text tells me nothing.
Men heavily outnumber the ladies. To have any chance of success on Fab you need to stand out from the crowd. In reality, clubs and pubs may be a better option.
Nita |
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "
Remember to get all the glitter off before shoving it in your lady of choice after the obvious success of such a method. That shit is not fun inside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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5 cock pics and verified only by 2 men but your profile says you’re straight might also be factors. It’s a slightly confusing message perhaps? Just a suggestion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is it so hard to meet females on this site
Referring to women as females will not do you any favours with many of the ladies.
Ladies also tend to read profiles before responding to messages. I haven't looked at the photos but the text tells me nothing.
Men heavily outnumber the ladies. To have any chance of success on Fab you need to stand out from the crowd. In reality, clubs and pubs may be a better option.
Nita"
This is so true.
I have only met a few people on this site.
I also to enjoy meet people in real life. There’s more of a flow as you can read body language and converse in real time.
And actually flirt … text flirting is boring haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "
After reading this I have just ordered glitter from Amazon…prime…get it here and ready for glittery snap shots…. Thanks for the idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter? "
So THAT’S where I’m going wrong..!!!
Do you have any suggestions on colours before I spend my hard earned..?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s so funny to see how many of you are against wearing nothing but socks lol.
I always thought it made you seem more naked weirdly enough haha"
Yes!! I agree it does!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re obviously not doing it right. You need to send multiple cock pics in one message, not your face, accompanied by the message “how you finding this site?”"
Is the tried and tested ‘hi’ suddenly out of fashion then..?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re obviously not doing it right. You need to send multiple cock pics in one message, not your face, accompanied by the message “how you finding this site?”"
You are now about to witness…. A barrage of new messages  |
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Because its a page on a computer/phone screen?
Have you gone to places where "woman" is?
Is it hard or is it simply not as easy as you expected it to be? Did you think you could flash a cock pic and you'd have drooling fannies fighting each other to get a portion of penis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never understand the sock hate either. Im always just amazed to see a smart matching pair. Where do all the other half socks go? I think your photos are good for what its worth. Would probably want more about you in your write up if I was looking to meet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you."
What am I suppose to write an essay about me ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m very much looking forward to seeing lots of glittery cocks in the next few days. Inspired, that idea."
Hahah seeing this glittery joke now what does that mean ? Just because I have a beautiful xock … |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never understand the sock hate either. Im always just amazed to see a smart matching pair. Where do all the other half socks go? I think your photos are good for what its worth. Would probably want more about you in your write up if I was looking to meet."
May you suggest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x"
I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.
Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it.  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you.
What am I suppose to write an essay about me ? "
No. Leave it as it is. It's evidently working for you.
Or.....since you started this thread....I guess it isn't.
Maybe just listen to some of the feedback you're being given, then sit back and decide whether to change anything. The choice is yours and nobody else's.
A |
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"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x
I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.
Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. "
Christmas is over love its easter next |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the looks of your status, you’re expecting this site to be instashag. Unfortunately, the purpose of this site is not that one. You may want to revisit your expectations, as well as following the other advice that have been given above  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"This thread absolutely fucked my annual surprise Lounge Glitterdick Challenge thread, I'm livid.
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I was having flashbacks to the old days of Funky vs Invictus discussions on all things glitter. Almost tempted me to dig out a photo of Fox's boobs with one of their names on in glitter! 
Almost........ 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you.
What am I suppose to write an essay about me ?
No. Leave it as it is. It's evidently working for you.
Or.....since you started this thread....I guess it isn't.
Maybe just listen to some of the feedback you're being given, then sit back and decide whether to change anything. The choice is yours and nobody else's.
A"
So appreciate the feedback will take it into consideration |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x
I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.
Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. "
Why don’t you inbox me and find out and see it  but nah honestly what does this glitter joke about I’m still confused |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x
I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.
Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it.
Why don’t you inbox me and find out and see it but nah honestly what does this glitter joke about I’m still confused "
It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis."
Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.
Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it."
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"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x
I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.
Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. Christmas is over love its easter next "
this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits..."
Way ahead of you there, I’ve already found some glitter |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
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"Many women like to see a guy's personality coming through in his profile. Your words don't really convery much about you.
What am I suppose to write an essay about me ? "
Personally, I find that a good body isn't enough on a profile to grab my interest.
Your bio would make me say thanks but no thanks. However, if you don't have anything more to say, leave it how it is. There's no point pretending to be someone you're not. |
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"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.
Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it."
WARNING!
Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!
This is not a drill......!
Winston |
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"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.
Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it.
WARNING!
Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!
This is not a drill......!
Winston "
that would be drilling it on his cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Title of this forum theme sounds a bit caveman like....maybe the other header title ...clubs...is the selection of caveman clubs for catching your woman with ... "
I thought i was the only one to think this! |
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"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.
Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it.
WARNING!
Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!
This is not a drill......!
Winston that would be drilling it on his cock "
I suspect a lack of drilling is at the heart of the OP's question.
Winston |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in. "
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls? |
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"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x
I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.
Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it.
Why don’t you inbox me and find out and see it but nah honestly what does this glitter joke about I’m still confused
It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis."
And the environmentally friendly stuff too, biodegradable glitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls? "
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"It's not a joke it was a serious suggestion! I've never seen a glitter dick before and it would definitely make your penis stand out when compared with others.
But maybe buy some body safe silky soft glitter that isn't harmful for your penis.
Edible glitter! For cakes. That’s probably ok. Nailed it.
WARNING!
Do not try to nail glitter on your cock. I repeat do not try to nail glitter on your cock!!!
This is not a drill......!
Winston that would be drilling it on his cock
I suspect a lack of drilling is at the heart of the OP's question.
Winston "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With reference to socks, is it OK to have a picture with my big toe sticking out a hole in the end?
Asking for a friend ..."
So soon after Christmas… did you not get the underwear and socks gift set?? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls? "
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids"
Amazing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profile is pure dick pics . Not attractive
Add in those socks..
Well I mean 
What’s wrong with the socks
It's the most unsexiest look ever... "
Do you have a foot fetish? |
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"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??
They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?"
A high end makeup brand did a sparkly sequin lipstick kit - lipstick then add the sequins with special glue. I don't see why you couldn't use it on cock |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??
They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?
A high end makeup brand did a sparkly sequin lipstick kit - lipstick then add the sequins with special glue. I don't see why you couldn't use it on cock"
You could apply it to the cock directly from the lips then, surely.......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits..."
I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits...
I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits. "
Edible with icing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits...
I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.
Edible with icing? "
I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My penis ? My cock is not similar to anyone it’s very unique and it does wonders x
I've seen loads of cute cocks like yours.
Please roll it in glitter I would love to see it. "
I wouldn’t mind. Doing it if your up to see it |
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"I don't like glitter. Will sparkly sequins do??
They’ll fall off. Would you like to borrow my staple gun?
A high end makeup brand did a sparkly sequin lipstick kit - lipstick then add the sequins with special glue. I don't see why you couldn't use it on cock
You could apply it to the cock directly from the lips then, surely.......
A"
That sounds uncomfortable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids"
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits...
I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.
Edible with icing?
I mean they do look absolutely delicious hehehe;)
I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits...
I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.
Edible with icing?
I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that. "
Waste, not want not. I won’t bite if you don’t |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???"
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…"
PMSL...you just got told |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…"
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing "
Do it! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing "
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"
Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off! |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"
I'm off to bejazzle my todger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"
will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits...
I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.
Edible with icing?
I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that.
Waste, not want not. I won’t bite if you don’t "
Hmm, I can't promise I won't bite. I'll be gentle though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off "
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it. |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings
Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!"
Ass bling.... That takes some beating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it."
I’ll send to you privately just for you x hahaha and in fact It would even better if you saw face to face |
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings"
A grannie saying tings is just not right! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings
Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!
Ass bling.... That takes some beating"
Btw I love your sarcasm on your profile . Took a few nots from you ???? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it."
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles"
Will hershey chocolate sauce do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings
Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!
Ass bling.... That takes some beating"
Nooooo, it's your ass that will take a beating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your penis looks too similar to all the others on here. Have you tried rolling it in glitter?
Some might say the same about tits...
I'm going to buy some glitter and do glitter tits.
Edible with icing?
I'm worried someone would bite my tits off if I did that.
Waste, not want not. I won’t bite if you don’t
Hmm, I can't promise I won't bite. I'll be gentle though. "
Behave yourself. My balls won’t gush chocolate like this M&S TV ads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles"
I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings
Yes, my butthole piercing will pay off!
Ass bling.... That takes some beating
Nooooo, it's your ass that will take a beating "
Bruce do you have a cat? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!"
If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl) |
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over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!
If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl) "
I think I’ll need a hand tbh |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls "
My girls........? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?"
Yes Carl girls ????? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!
If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl)
I think I’ll need a hand tbh "
I'm just heading over to the Luxington Suite now to give SnakesNest a hand. I'll swing by the glitter aisle at The Range to re-up then I'll be on my way to you |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?"
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!
If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl) "
I would absolutely love you to help me out… and we could show off the end product on fabs. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!
If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl)
I think I’ll need a hand tbh
I'm just heading over to the Luxington Suite now to give SnakesNest a hand. I'll swing by the glitter aisle at The Range to re-up then I'll be on my way to you"
what time u think I want you to put the glitter on for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmmm might give this glitter cock thing a go!
If you need a hand with that I have a degree in Arts & Crafts from a mediocre UK higher education establishment (not Russell Group ngl)
I would absolutely love you to help me out… and we could show off the end product on fabs. X"
I say we tag team on this one and maybe let her give it to both of us |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey "
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know! |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey "
I need a break the guys HUNG. I can barely move.
Size queens, Carl's ya man! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!"
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too! |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too! "
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!"
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height! |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!"
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities |
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!"
I'm a short arse, call me Tripod |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!"
I was referring to horses hand size........ |
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities "
Bruce do you own a cat? |
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities
Bruce do you own a cat?"
Why do you keep asking this?! |
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities
Bruce do you own a cat?
Why do you keep asking this?! "
I needs to know Bro |
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities
Bruce do you own a cat?
Why do you keep asking this?!
I needs to know Bro"
My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo? |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities "
I'm feeling full of the milk of human kindness so will offer to kiss it better for you |
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over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities
Bruce do you own a cat?
Why do you keep asking this?!
I needs to know Bro
My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo?"
Definitely a ferret |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities
I'm feeling full of the milk of human kindness so will offer to kiss it better for you"
You sure that's unrelated to how hot you've got thinking about rimming me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities
Bruce do you own a cat?
Why do you keep asking this?!
I needs to know Bro
My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo?
Definitely a ferret"
Cmon red don't call my penis that it's not that bad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not you just have to put the effort in
And here’s me thinking women just wanted us to put the balls in.
If you cover those in glitter too, are they called disco balls?
I have those dangling from my strap on if you need visual aids
Hahaha but I’m still co fused with this glitter thing???
Dude, it’s your thread! People responded to your original post. Read the replies…
I am reading it I just don’t get it ? Like I’ll actually post a lick of my cock in glitter ???? and icing
Us birds be like magpies innit. We are attracted to sparkly tings will it attract you ?? I’ll put a cherry on top to finish it off
Doesn't need the cherry but you know what I really want to see this picture and I am looking forward to it.
I'm a greedy gal. I want the cherry on top along with sauce and sprinkles I can see your greedy that’s how I like my girls
My girls........?
I couldn't possibly come between you and Brucey
To be a my girl you have to be 5’6.” Minimum......I am a size king don’t ya know!
Not a problem Carl - you are measuring a couple of inches short of my preferences too!
What 13 “
Lordy you do like tings!
13"?? Righty ho - if you say so. Why are guys so obsessed with cock size? I was referring to height!
Told ya he was big didn't I. My poor anal cavities
Bruce do you own a cat?
Why do you keep asking this?!
I needs to know Bro
My genuine concern (doesn't happen easily) at revealing the answer makes me say...I don't know, maybe a dog? Maybe a cockatoo?
Definitely a ferret
Cmon red don't call my penis that it's not that bad!"
You are a cat man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not. You need to private the dick pictures and have only public body shots without going below the waist. Maybe one dick picture at the end, but try to make it look good with a decent angle and filter.
Then you need to make sure you're messaging women with respect and attaching pictures of your face. Don't get immediately sexual. Talk about their profile.
Also women aren't impressed with a large dick in their face without warning. They have made that abundantly clear.
And lastly, if she reads and doesn't reply, DO NOT MESSAGE AGAIN.
Move on and try somebody new. |
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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago
Bognor Regis |
"It's not. You need to private the dick pictures and have only public body shots without going below the waist. Maybe one dick picture at the end, but try to make it look good with a decent angle and filter.
Then you need to make sure you're messaging women with respect and attaching pictures of your face. Don't get immediately sexual. Talk about their profile.
Also women aren't impressed with a large dick in their face without warning. They have made that abundantly clear.
And lastly, if she reads and doesn't reply, DO NOT MESSAGE AGAIN.
Move on and try somebody new."
This!!! |
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