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Your clique membership card
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Whilst the aesthetics of the card are important, I am more interested in the criteria for membership.
Is it invitation only?
Referral?
Likability?
Fuckability?
Cronyism?
Favouritism?
Shagability?
...plus other abilities?  |
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"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month 
If I guess the password do I get to tickle your fancy (aka your anus)?  "
You’ll need to know the secret knock to gain access to that |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month
"Fidelio." "
I can’t remember my name, how am I going to remember a password that changes every month, can the passwords be written on the back of the card , all 12 needed for the year? |
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"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month
"Fidelio."
I can’t remember my name, how am I going to remember a password that changes every month, can the passwords be written on the back of the card , all 12 needed for the year?"
If you want in then you’ll find a way to remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one
You’re getting Rex’s hole?  "
I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one
You’re getting Rex’s hole?
I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in"
I would pay good money to watch this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These sound cute but the REAL clique would go big or go home! Engraved platinum butt plugs that vibrate any time a poor naive newbie asks a question on the forum |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month
"Fidelio."
I can’t remember my name, how am I going to remember a password that changes every month, can the passwords be written on the back of the card , all 12 needed for the year?
If you want in then you’ll find a way to remember "
Remember what? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Plus you’ll need to know the password. Which changes every month
If I guess the password do I get to tickle your fancy (aka your anus)?
You’ll need to know the secret knock to gain access to that "
I'll happily knock on your love door  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one
You’re getting Rex’s hole?
I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in
I would pay good money to watch this"
Even if your hands were tied behind your back and you couldn't do anything but watch?! |
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"These sound cute but the REAL clique would go big or go home! Engraved platinum butt plugs that vibrate any time a poor naive newbie asks a question on the forum "
Exactly. A platinum buttplug to match your platinum membership card. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole"
I mean that can be the back of the card.
We all know Rex is the clique anyway. |
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
I mean that can be the back of the card.
We all know Rex is the clique anyway."
I’m not the clique, the clique just is
I did attend the last clique meeting though   |
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
I mean that can be the back of the card.
We all know Rex is the clique anyway.
I’m not the clique, the clique just is
I did attend the last clique meeting though "
Rex we all know you’re the “ring” leader.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest  "
Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me |
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
I mean that can be the back of the card.
We all know Rex is the clique anyway.
I’m not the clique, the clique just is
I did attend the last clique meeting though
Rex we all know you’re the “ring” leader. "
Sshhhhh |
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest
Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me "
You’d only be met with an American Physco kinda envy from the stranger |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest
Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me "
If they give you a little wink and wiggle their bum like they're shaking their platinum butt plug, I reckon you're in there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest
Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me "
Is there an age restriction in this clique? Will OAPs have to show their bus passes to get the fab card? Will there be senior citizens concessions?
The design of the card needs to depict a bunch of car keys surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest
Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me
If they give you a little wink and wiggle their bum like they're shaking their platinum butt plug, I reckon you're in there "
I'm *always* in there. Remember my face?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I want to make one.
And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.
You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes"
Dear God think of the children... |
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"Ooh now I want to make one.
And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.
You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes
Dear God think of the children..."
They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I want to make one.
And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.
You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes
Dear God think of the children...
They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older "
They'd be like the final boss to these forums |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"It needs to be rex's hole otherwise I'm not getting one
You’re getting Rex’s hole?
I mean he pesters me all the time like a completely spoilt child and I'm giving in
I would pay good money to watch this
Even if your hands were tied behind your back and you couldn't do anything but watch?!"
If I can have gin and a straw. Yep. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Or Rex’s penis eye
That's what I meant!
Oh I thought you meant his bum hole
One side of the card showing Rex's anal extravaganza, the other showing his penis eye. Modern art at it's finest
Can't wait to drop it in public and have a kind stranger give it back to me
If they give you a little wink and wiggle their bum like they're shaking their platinum butt plug, I reckon you're in there
I'm *always* in there. Remember my face? "
It's unforgettable dear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I want to make one.
And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.
You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes
Dear God think of the children...
They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older
They'd be like the final boss to these forums "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I want to make one.
And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.
You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes
Dear God think of the children...
They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older
They'd be like the final boss to these forums
"
As long as you're still a swinger in that dark world because you are lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh now I want to make one.
And now I want to give you one. Funny, that.
You give me one and I'll raise the baby with Rex Holes
Dear God think of the children...
They’ll be good a pulling a plough when they’re older
They'd be like the final boss to these forums
As long as you're still a swinger in that dark world because you are lovely "
Bruce do have a cat? |
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