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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who is the flirtiest of each gender on the forums?
Hold on, I'll go ask the clique for the correct answer"
Who's in the clique these days? I was there once... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's flirting?
You telling me I was your fab moment of the year
But that was just brutal honesty "
I have had a few women say I'm the most handsome guy on here now but yours was extra special |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who is the flirtiest of each gender on the forums?
Hold on, I'll go ask the clique for the correct answer
Who's in the clique these days? I was there once..."
You know it's punishment by death if divulged!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's flirting?
You telling me I was your fab moment of the year
But that was just brutal honesty
I have had a few women say I'm the most handsome guy on here now but yours was extra special "
Ahhh, so humble! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's flirting?
You telling me I was your fab moment of the year
But that was just brutal honesty
I have had a few women say I'm the most handsome guy on here now but yours was extra special "
I didn't know fab had braille capability |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's flirting?
You telling me I was your fab moment of the year
But that was just brutal honesty
I have had a few women say I'm the most handsome guy on here now but yours was extra special
Ahhh, so humble!"
Look I thought surely not once was well but when you hear something enough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's flirting?
You telling me I was your fab moment of the year
But that was just brutal honesty
I have had a few women say I'm the most handsome guy on here now but yours was extra special "
Your Granny is here too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's flirting?
You telling me I was your fab moment of the year
But that was just brutal honesty
I have had a few women say I'm the most handsome guy on here now but yours was extra special
Your Granny is here too"
I know the old saucepot! You left your teeth here again by the way nan! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The one's who turn a thread about the plague into hardcore sex sessions..
You know who you are filth."
I mean to be fair I probably would have if everyone was about to die anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gr8st8 is definitely the male biggest flirt on flirt
Finally, an answer! Well done cracker!
I'm so not!!
So are too hehehe!"
You're just deflecting attention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gr8st8 is definitely the male biggest flirt on flirt
There's a site called flirt?
There actually was, once! True story."
If anyone else had said that I'd of smelt burning thing lace |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait if I name people will they be offended? And then I get a ban? "
You can hint to them rather than name them outright.
Like I could say the deepthroat dildo dissapointment for you! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Wait if I name people will they be offended? And then I get a ban?
You can hint to them rather than name them outright.
Like I could say the deepthroat dildo dissapointment for you!"
Oi oi oi, I said this week. Keep your knickers on.
So, women wise - posted on the thread.
Men - few contenders. One started the thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gr8st8 is definitely the male biggest flirt on flirt
There's a site called flirt?
There actually was, once! True story."
You're up there I'm afraid to say Red! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait if I name people will they be offended? And then I get a ban?
You can hint to them rather than name them outright.
Like I could say the deepthroat dildo dissapointment for you!
Oi oi oi, I said this week. Keep your knickers on.
So, women wise - posted on the thread.
Men - few contenders. One started the thread."
You're a classy flirt I'll give you that! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Wait if I name people will they be offended? And then I get a ban?
You can hint to them rather than name them outright.
Like I could say the deepthroat dildo dissapointment for you!
Oi oi oi, I said this week. Keep your knickers on.
So, women wise - posted on the thread.
Men - few contenders. One started the thread.
You're a classy flirt I'll give you that!"
But I can't be. I don't flirt at all on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gr8st8 is definitely the male biggest flirt on flirt
There's a site called flirt?
There actually was, once! True story.
You're up there I'm afraid to say Red!"
Moi?!!! How verrrryyyyy daaaaaarrrreeee youuuuu.
Ok FINE. If everyone would stop being so awesome I’d stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gr8st8 is definitely the male biggest flirt on flirt
There's a site called flirt?
There actually was, once! True story.
You're up there I'm afraid to say Red!
Moi?!!! How verrrryyyyy daaaaaarrrreeee youuuuu.
Ok FINE. If everyone would stop being so awesome I’d stop "
I have started awesome...yet!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gr8st8 is definitely the male biggest flirt on flirt
There's a site called flirt?
There actually was, once! True story.
You're up there I'm afraid to say Red!
Moi?!!! How verrrryyyyy daaaaaarrrreeee youuuuu.
Ok FINE. If everyone would stop being so awesome I’d stop "
That's my excuse! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait if I name people will they be offended? And then I get a ban?
You can hint to them rather than name them outright.
Like I could say the deepthroat dildo dissapointment for you!
Oi oi oi, I said this week. Keep your knickers on.
So, women wise - posted on the thread.
Men - few contenders. One started the thread.
You're a classy flirt I'll give you that!
But I can't be. I don't flirt at all on here. "
It's your words. Sometimes you just need to be intelligent and write paragraphs on how sex feels to do it |
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"Gr8st8 is definitely the male biggest flirt on flirt
There's a site called flirt?
There actually was, once! True story.
You're up there I'm afraid to say Red!
Moi?!!! How verrrryyyyy daaaaaarrrreeee youuuuu.
Ok FINE. If everyone would stop being so awesome I’d stop "
I agree red is a good flirt but everyone is also very awesome at it |
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??"
We don't even flirt anymore, really.
We just turn pineapples upside down and tend to our pampas grass so people will know that we are available for mediocre 5/10 sex on the bonnet of a Ford Cortina
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
We don't even flirt anymore, really.
We just turn pineapples upside down and tend to our pampas grass so people will know that we are available for mediocre 5/10 sex on the bonnet of a Ford Cortina
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Those are notorious for exploding big ends, without plenty of lubrication. |
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
We don't even flirt anymore, really.
We just turn pineapples upside down and tend to our pampas grass so people will know that we are available for mediocre 5/10 sex on the bonnet of a Ford Cortina
Those are notorious for exploding big ends, without plenty of lubrication."
Blimey, that's just described my last meet! |
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
We don't even flirt anymore, really.
We just turn pineapples upside down and tend to our pampas grass so people will know that we are available for mediocre 5/10 sex on the bonnet of a Ford Cortina
Those are notorious for exploding big ends, without plenty of lubrication.
Blimey, that's just described my last meet! "
I hope he didn't pull the ch*ke out too early? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
But who's the flirtiest of the flirters?!
Red!! "
Oh stop it you. You’re just as bad |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
We don't even flirt anymore, really.
We just turn pineapples upside down and tend to our pampas grass so people will know that we are available for mediocre 5/10 sex on the bonnet of a Ford Cortina
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Ooh la la. You had me at Ford Cortina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
But who's the flirtiest of the flirters?!
Red!!
Oh stop it you. You’re just as bad "
I deny that... virtually |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
But who's the flirtiest of the flirters?!
Red!!
Oh stop it you. You’re just as bad
I deny that... virtually "
That's 2 votes for red. Think she's won it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
But who's the flirtiest of the flirters?!
Red!!
Oh stop it you. You’re just as bad
I deny that... virtually
That's 2 votes for red. Think she's won it!"
Be wierd for her not to, she wins everything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What? Flirting is permitted, and even expected? We don't just send FAF messages any more??
But who's the flirtiest of the flirters?!
Red!!
Oh stop it you. You’re just as bad
I deny that... virtually
That's 2 votes for red. Think she's won it!
Be wierd for her not to, she wins everything "
This is also true! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"AH flirting, my nemesis
Are you sure it's not your pussy? Seems to stain your underwear alot!
That's why I don't wear any most of the time. It's always wet "
Ooh I like you already! You can stay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"AH flirting, my nemesis
Are you sure it's not your pussy? Seems to stain your underwear alot!
That's why I don't wear any most of the time. It's always wet "
And that's just the Mr |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you might have won your own thread. "
Mrs shiv you know you're my favourite really
This is actually progress when I first joined I proposed to everyone fanciable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you might have won your own thread.
Mrs shiv you know you're my favourite really
This is actually progress when I first joined I proposed to everyone fanciable"
You fucking smoothy you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you might have won your own thread.
Mrs shiv you know you're my favourite really
This is actually progress when I first joined I proposed to everyone fanciable
You fucking smoothy you "
Listen if there's one thing that's not smooth, it's telling every woman they're your favourite. I learnt that the way I absolutely should have expected |
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