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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so who the fook am I married to then?
There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair 
I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy  |
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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago
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"so who the fook am I married to then?
There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair
I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy "
lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so who the fook am I married to then?
There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair
I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy "
Too many sprouts huh? Siren's the same when she eats them too, smelly cow. You'd think someone would teach them at that place where all females seem to go to learn shit we never hear about that if you want your man to shag you stay away from certain foods, like sprouts.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so who the fook am I married to then?
There's a misty haze in our lounge and I can hardly see Frodo fookin' Baggins and the telly's only 10ft from me chair
I suppose the gas mask from me fetish kit will come in handy "
Too much info. U made ur bed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fookin' Krackatoa just blew again, I'm fookin' off out with the dog, and I've just chucked a new roll of fookin' Andrex at 'er "
Wouldn't a cork have a more desirable result? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When the lady in your life starts throwing the covers over your head and giggling that's when you have a problem, rose scented her arse is not lol  "
Hey mate, that just means you've bonded |
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"When the lady in your life starts throwing the covers over your head and giggling that's when you have a problem, rose scented her arse is not lol
Hey mate, that just means you've bonded"
I'm just jealous she can get more rounds per minute than me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the lady in your life starts throwing the covers over your head and giggling that's when you have a problem, rose scented her arse is not lol "
If my missus did that to me I hope she'll find it as equally funny when I cum in her hair while she's asleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Women don't fart and so I've been informed, they don't sweat either.
If they fart, they say it wasn't them.
They don't swear or perspire either, they 'glow'
So there was nobody farting and 'glowing' like a pig in bed this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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They don't swear or perspire either, they 'glow'
So there was nobody farting and 'glowing' like a pig in bed this morning "
I'd get a geiger counter if I were you
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I know somebody who up to the age of 13 did not know women farted. His mum always told him women and girls do not fart. Then one morning during breakfast he mum accidentally let one slip. For about 2 days all he could think was "wow women fart". |
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