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I GOT AN UNEXPECTED RANDOM WINK FROM A FEMALE
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up  "
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over a year ago
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up "
Quick,quick put the dick pics on private and send a polite and wholesome hello  |
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over a year ago
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"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone 
Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP"
That’s how I get random winks!!
Hopefully it’s not this OP!!
You’ve got this bro  |
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"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone
Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP"
Brilliant can you drop your phone and wink me...  |
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up "
Be cool man be cool, sensible message, read the profile! You have it pal, good luck. |
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"When this happens to me I raise a flag and climb onto my roof naked and do my best Tarzan impression
Video evidence please or this didn’t happen "
How am I going to bang on my chest if I'm holding my phone filming it? |
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up "
Go for it I say |
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"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone
Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP"
I just dropped my phone looking at your pics...gorgeous...may have winked on the way down |
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up
Go for it I say "
Went for it. Got a reply. I replied again
I need a conversational flow diagram planned out. Things don't normally get this far! |
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up
Go for it I say
Went for it. Got a reply. I replied again
I need a conversational flow diagram planned out. Things don't normally get this far!"
Did you fab her pics - if so, you've satisfied her want Mrs |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"I don't want to piss on your chips but I have been known to inadvertently do that when I drop my phone
Keeping everything crossed that she isn't a clutz like me tho OP
I just dropped my phone looking at your pics...gorgeous...may have winked on the way down"
Bollocks.... Done it again! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not
Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro"
I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan |
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"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not
Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro
I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan "
Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up
Go for it I say
Went for it. Got a reply. I replied again
I need a conversational flow diagram planned out. Things don't normally get this far!"
Just go with the flow and hope for the best |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not
Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro
I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan
Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so"
Let's just say I am in slightly better working order than my phone was! |
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"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not
Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro
I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan
Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so
Let's just say I am in slightly better working order than my phone was! "
Ah sorry about phone. You are certainly in good order from you lovely pictures xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just got a wink, another phone dropper? I hope not
Women drop phones when they get turned on by your dick pics. A phone drop wink just tells you they're frothing at the gash. True story bro
I can confirm this. True story - once received a dick pic that was particularly easy on the eye whilst in the toilets at the Roundhouse. I got so excited I dropped my phone in the pan
Lol. Hope the phone ok. You certainly ok if I can say so
Let's just say I am in slightly better working order than my phone was! "
Was you dropped too? |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"And I'm totally not overexcited and sat stunned at the shock of it all. Entirely unsolicited. I never get approached on fab at all...i wonder in how many ways I'm about to fuck this up "
Your mother doesn’t count…… |
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"I just tend to find I'm blocked by random people so you're definitely doing something right OP "
Not blocked but vanished the pic she shared and no reply to a witty message i sent...might have been confused by my joke and took offence somehow.
Anyone want a job proof reading my message drafts lol |
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"I just tend to find I'm blocked by random people so you're definitely doing something right OP
Not blocked but vanished the pic she shared and no reply to a witty message i sent...might have been confused by my joke and took offence somehow.
Anyone want a job proof reading my message drafts lol"
it's great when this happens. Fab knows how to get you all excited then let you down quicker than a well bucket!  |
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Run out into the street. Grab the nearest woman and get her to queer eye your profile. Don’t use a gay man. I get so many man winks I know they don’t have the same eye as a woman!!
Then pay her to write your first message.
Then any other messages if you get a reply.
By the time you get to meet you won’t have enough money for the hotel, nor any travel or enough to heat up your home. Only upside it that it’ll be summer by then. |
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"Run out into the street. Grab the nearest woman and get her to queer eye your profile. Don’t use a gay man. I get so many man winks I know they don’t have the same eye as a woman!!
Then pay her to write your first message.
Then any other messages if you get a reply.
By the time you get to meet you won’t have enough money for the hotel, nor any travel or enough to heat up your home. Only upside it that it’ll be summer by then."
Always look on the bright side eh |
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... her finger probably slipped 
Give her a wink back 