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"Apparently it doesn't mean what it does on Fab....
I'm confused, because I fancied a lemon drizzle!!!
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A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively. |
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"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively. "
Better get Dr Fox on the case! |
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"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively. "
Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time |
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"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively. "
Shit, in that case I'll have a digestive  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.
Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time"
According to Noel Edmonds it makes a second feel like a month..... 
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"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.
Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time
According to Noel Edmonds it makes a second feel like a month.....
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.
Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time
According to Noel Edmonds it makes a second feel like a month.....
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One unlucky user died after being run over by a tram, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.
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*I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread and for anyone resting this that's slightly confused... all Brass Eye episodes are apparently on Prime. Off to find out I go.......  |
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*I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread and for anyone resting this that's slightly confused... all Brass Eye episodes are apparently on Prime. Off to find out I go....... "
If you stumble across his Jam series on a platform with subtitles let me know please. I'm half deaf and the sound quality in the places I can find it make it very hard work. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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*I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread and for anyone resting this that's slightly confused... all Brass Eye episodes are apparently on Prime. Off to find out I go.......
If you stumble across his Jam series on a platform with subtitles let me know please. I'm half deaf and the sound quality in the places I can find it make it very hard work."
Fuck.
Only available with a 'free trial' to Britbox.
And I don't do free trials. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse. "
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake "
What's carrot cake then l??! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??! "
cock in muff i guess..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??! "
A vegetarians fuff |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??!
cock in muff i guess..
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Oh lordy, I daren't even ask about chocolate fudge cake then |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??!
A vegetarians fuff "
Definitely not suitable for vegans if it's got buttercream frosting!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??! "
Not shour but trust me to be the one that knows it has a alternative ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??!
A vegetarians fuff
Definitely not suitable for vegans if it's got buttercream frosting!? "
In the moment ,a vegan might let that one go ...just the once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??!
cock in muff i guess..
Oh lordy, I daren't even ask about chocolate fudge cake then "
just make sure you clean the spatula |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fab cake is reference to a woman’s fuff
Always get a little inside giggle at cake threads
Some else said cake = arse.
Can be both depending on the interpretation but cake in fab land is different from normal cake
What's carrot cake then l??!
A vegetarians fuff
Definitely not suitable for vegans if it's got buttercream frosting!? "
Don't know about you but I'm gonna be specific on what cake I want more in future |
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"A young user of Cake is known to have cried all the water from his body, and another vomited out her own pelvis bone.
The use of an industrial dye in the drug causes a phenomenon known as 'Czech Neck,' whereby the user's neck swells up until the face is completely enveloped.
Cake also contains a psychoactive compound, dimesmeric andersonphosphate. This ingredient stimulates Shatner's Bassoon, and so drastically alters an individual's perception of time.
In experiments, ingesting Cake caused rats to swell massively.
Yes!! Toooooo funny. shatners bassoon gets me howling every time
According to Noel Edmonds it makes a second feel like a month.....
A
One unlucky user died after being run over by a tram, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.
A
*I'm so glad I stumbled across this thread and for anyone resting this that's slightly confused... all Brass Eye episodes are apparently on Prime. Off to find out I go....... "
But where's Bernard Manning when you need him? |
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