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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Adverts you still remember...

A Double Diamond works wonders..

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Harp. Stays sharp to the bottom of the glass

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By *rAitchMan  over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BELLYS GONNA GET YA!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cook, cook, cook, cookability.

That's the beauty of electricity

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Shake n vac to put the freshness back

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

The Cadbury's Flake advert is the most evocative, ever.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Mars - work, rest and play (our motto )

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Cooking with gas

Who knows the secret of the black magic box

Watch out! Watch out! There's a Humphrey about.

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By *elisandre300Woman  over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Hey Mr beaver…. Why you beavering around…

Cadbury caramel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The smash robots !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

Will it be salad or frozen peas?"

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

The brass band music to the Hovis adverts...

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Shake n vac to put the freshness back "

Oh gosh you just broke a childhood memory of me doing the shake n vac while singing the song and dancing backwards as I went not knowing my mum was on the floor dusting the old vcr of course I went arse over tit or I should say tit over arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tell em about the honey mummy

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Shake n vac to put the freshness back

Oh gosh you just broke a childhood memory of me doing the shake n vac while singing the song and dancing backwards as I went not knowing my mum was on the floor dusting the old vcr of course I went arse over tit or I should say tit over arse "

Ha!! I hope its brought a smile to your face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Jaffa cake advert - full moon , half moon , total eclipse

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down


"The brass band music to the Hovis adverts..."

As best I can recall, that particular piece is: Dvorak's New World Symphony.

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Shake n vac to put the freshness back

Oh gosh you just broke a childhood memory of me doing the shake n vac while singing the song and dancing backwards as I went not knowing my mum was on the floor dusting the old vcr of course I went arse over tit or I should say tit over arse

Ha!! I hope its brought a smile to your face "

HaHa yes it did thank you laughed my socks off at the time, my mum probably said something along the lines of ‘what are you playing at you soft bugger’ xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Remember the AIDS ads? Fucking terrified me.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Remember the AIDS ads? Fucking terrified me. "

And the drink driving ones.... "just one more Dave"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Remember the AIDS ads? Fucking terrified me.

And the drink driving ones.... "just one more Dave""

And the Charlie says ones with the boy translating for the cat. Eeeeby jeebies

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS  over a year ago

Bodmin

For mash get Smash

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts

look petunia ... it's a sailing dinghy

now he's waving at us

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

The learn to swim, Dave & Mike, Mike swims like a fish so pulls the girls

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

The wee guy pushing his bike up the hill in the Hovis advert ... brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Skol, Skol, Skol, Skol"

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Who could forget the Laundrette Levi’s ad just phwoah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All because the lady loves …. Milk tray …..

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Yorkie - It's not for girls

Charlie says always tell mummy.....

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By *rthur WrightusMan  over a year ago

Round the Bend

Boom boom boom Esso Blue .

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Put a tiger in your tank

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING

R Whites lemonade, I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

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By *aturefun63Man  over a year ago

Belper

Happiness is a cigar called hamlet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A finger of Fudge is just enough to give the girls a treat !

I know the original words were “ kids a treat “ but that seems inappropriate !!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS  over a year ago

Bodmin

The milky bars are on me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hofmeister - follow the bear

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

The tango add with the big orange fat guy runs up and smacks another guy around the ears.

Was very quickly removed from TV when kids started copying the add in play grounds.

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By *rishsteveMan  over a year ago

carlow

1001 cleans a big big carpet for less than half a crown.

I'm showing my age now .

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By *edstockings2Couple  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

The red car and the blue car had a race

all that red could do was stuff his face

he eats everything he sees

from trucks to prickly trees

but smart old blue he took the ?????

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man  over a year ago

Wirral

BT's Busby a bird on a 10p coin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ronseal does exactly what he says on the tin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Tangoed! *slap* (the original happy slap)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Women! Don't expect any help on a Thursday

False advertising,should be don't expect any help any fucking day of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turkish delight ad, full of eastern promise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roll down the rollo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The red car and the blue car had a race

all that red could do was stuff his face

he eats everything he sees

from trucks to prickly trees

but smart old blue he took the ????? "

Piss.

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

"Dad,do you know the piano's on my foot"?.

"You hum it son, I'll play it"

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Opal fruits...made to make your mouth water..

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Tunes ... help you breathe more easily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Dad,do you know the piano's on my foot"?.

"You hum it son, I'll play it" "

Did you know they put a spoon of peanut butter on the roof of their mouths to make them appear to talk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"R Whites lemonade, I'm a secret lemonade drinker. "

Elvis Costello's dad wrote and sang the jingle

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

"Whhoooooooaaa bodyform, bodyform for youuuuuuu"

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original


""Dad,do you know the piano's on my foot"?.

"You hum it son, I'll play it"

Did you know they put a spoon of peanut butter on the roof of their mouths to make them appear to talk"

.

.

I did now

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By *abioMan  over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I’d like to teach the world to sing….. ooh happy clappy !!!

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By *isAdventure69Woman  over a year ago

Hampshire

Daddy or chips ?

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By *ORDERMANMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Bounty the taste of paradise

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea

All because the lady loves milk tray ..

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By *oanne ETV/TS  over a year ago

Near Warrington

Hello boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

https://youtu.be/wHeNF0rZ1Jw

He always leads me to the Leeds.

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By *an4funMan  over a year ago

london


"Happiness is a cigar called hamlet "

https://youtu.be/X0SbVFxl64A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is stuff his face

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By *ustincider888Man  over a year ago

Preston Ish

Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate ...

Although I don't think it was the jingle that made the ad famous

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Meow Mix. The cat just saying meow meow...etc with subtitles!

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original


"Daddy or chips ?

"

.."chips"

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By *nd-DCouple  over a year ago

portsmouth

Very Nice Man

Very very nice man.

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Atora..your getting warmer( you'd have to be about 200 to remember it)

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By *ribsaMan  over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Somebody somewhere is having a toffee crisp.

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Naughty but nice for fresh cream cakes… ( written by Salman Rushdie)

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By *eyondhornyMan  over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

Butterkist Butterkist ra ra ra!

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By *ark.aitkenMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

I can't see "Hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face" yet?

Wot no "mild green....fairy liquid"?

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

Snap crackle and pop

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By *ambi4uMan  over a year ago

Saint Helens

Dime bar

"I like Armadillos, crunchy on the outside, ARMADILLOS!"

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By *ed MartinMan  over a year ago

Shefford


"Adverts you still remember...

A Double Diamond works wonders.. "

“Hello boys” that got pulled because the billboards were causing traffic accidents.

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By *lakeyboyMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Daley Thompson sprinting to Iron Maiden for Lucozade

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

The AIDS adverts, or more accurately, public info slots, on television in the 1980s were frightening

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By *sh paulCouple  over a year ago

DALKEITH

Pea and ham, from a chicken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm a secret lemonade drinker R whites R Whites

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By *eembuckMan  over a year ago

Portsmouth

“and all because a lady loves …”

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By *uyForeLadiesMan  over a year ago

Grantham

Texan takes time a chewin!

Yorkie, it's not for girls.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

0891 50! 50! 50!

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

Was thinking this the other day. For me it's definitely the Levi's laundrette ad with Nick Kamen. The way the bass line of 'Grapevine' kicks-in at the start is brilliant, as is the mini-story.

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By *ixie BeanMan  over a year ago

Wallasey

That's why mums go to Iceland ... And because of Kerry katonas breasts ..dad's go there too

The all time Best advert though was the KFC " life's like a variety bucketttt" ..still makes me laugh a decade later

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By *ixie BeanMan  over a year ago

Wallasey

[Removed by poster at 05/01/23 09:19:38]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do the 'shake n vac' and put the freshness back

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By *idnight RamblerMan  over a year ago

Pershore

Actually the current Cunard ad using Alan Watt's monologue is pretty inspired.

"I wonder, I wonder ..........."

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

"Wait...I can't go anywhere without my Playtex 18-hour girdle. Oh...I have it on"!

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London


"Meow Mix. The cat just saying meow meow...etc with subtitles!"

"I like beef and I like liver, I like chicken in my dinner...."

...which translated to "meow, meow, meow, meow, etc! Doesn't seem like 41 years ago!

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Fly Fishing by JR Hartley - The Yellow Pages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's too orangey for crows...it's just for me and my dog.

I'll be your dog.

Kia-Ora

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

Think once...

Think twice....

Think BIKE.

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By *ryan... OP   Man  over a year ago

1950's Original

They melt in your mouth NOT in your hand

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Pick up a penguin

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By *ark.aitkenMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

Oh! A Tundred....

Sever one....

Sever two....

...Free!!

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

All advertisements work to an indeterminate extent, and the gurus in New Yorks Madison Avenue, the world headquarters for advert copywriting, spend vast amounts of effort to find out what media work best, why, how, where and when.

Specific advertisements will work best for some market segments, but less well for others.

This art is misclassified as a science to give it credibility.

Advertising as such is a phenomenon of the past as targeting customers and consumers has gone online, which costs less than print media or television.

Targeting consumers is more finely tuned today, almost tailored to the specific individual to ope his or her wallet, or more precisely to get them to use their debit or credit cards contactlessly or online.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The 'Charlie says' adverts

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By *rigginintherigginCouple  over a year ago

strummersville

It may have had a resounding impression on me solely because it was Thierry Henry but “va va voom”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I vaguely remember some boy's standing by a pool looking at a drowning boy with i think the black reaper...i was terrified! Or was that my imagination

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/01/23 20:11:20]

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Do it all!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I vaguely remember some boy's standing by a pool looking at a drowning boy with i think the black reaper...i was terrified! Or was that my imagination "

That might have been 'Lonely Water' from 1973.

It's on Youtube.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I vaguely remember some boy's standing by a pool looking at a drowning boy with i think the black reaper...i was terrified! Or was that my imagination

That might have been 'Lonely Water' from 1973.

It's on Youtube."

Christ ! Cheers but i will unsee that message. My adult mind will have him coming out of the wardrobe !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I vaguely remember some boy's standing by a pool looking at a drowning boy with i think the black reaper...i was terrified! Or was that my imagination

That might have been 'Lonely Water' from 1973.

It's on Youtube.

Christ ! Cheers but i will unsee that message. My adult mind will have him coming out of the wardrobe ! "

I hope it's the one you're after.

If not, it's still scary

Was even more scary to kids back then I bet.

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My avatar is a take of a advert from years back

Once you get the song in your head it never leaves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My avatar is a take of a advert from years back

Once you get the song in your head it never leaves "

Could you give us a little clue?

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By *ubal1Man  over a year ago

Newry Down

The worst advertisement I ever saw, but ironically that I still remember was a short TV advert, on RTE in the early 1970s, for Lemon's sweets, that were made in Drumcondra, Dublin

It was so cheap, tacky and unprofessional that it was effective: I remembered it, still to this day.

But I am certain no-one else remembers it!

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"My avatar is a take of a advert from years back

Once you get the song in your head it never leaves

Could you give us a little clue?"

Erm Milky Way……. The red car and the blue car had a race

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By *lecom1Couple  over a year ago

Stornoway

Just to be creepy the clunk click with Jimmy saville

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"He waits, that's what he does. And tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick"

The Guinness advert with the surfer and the horses crashing through the waves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just to be creepy the clunk click with Jimmy saville"

Is that the sound his bed made?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The 'Indiana Jones' chocolate orange ad.

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

"A dozen Schweppes slimine tonics, darling..."

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

"Ben, your beefburgers are getting cold".

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By *ozapperMan  over a year ago

Lancashire

"They peel them with their metal knives.. ha ha ha ha ha."

Cadbury's Smash alien advert.

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By *ittleRed18Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Remember the AIDS ads? Fucking terrified me.

And the drink driving ones.... "just one more Dave""

Yes and the anti smoking ones but this one still sticks out in my mind https://youtu.be/UUjDISN08ho

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By *ittleRed18Woman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'll never forget the way Johnny Vegas says "Monkey"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anytime, any place, anywhere....

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple  over a year ago

here & there

R.Whites Lemonade - I'm a secret lemonade drinker!! It's tattooed so far into my brain that every time i see a bottle or someone asks for one all I then hear is that bloody song

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London


"R.Whites Lemonade - I'm a secret lemonade drinker!! It's tattooed so far into my brain that every time i see a bottle or someone asks for one all I then hear is that bloody song "

That 'secret lemonade drinker' was Ross McManus, father of Elvis Costello.

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By *omblingFreeCouple  over a year ago

The Village


""They peel them with their metal knives.. ha ha ha ha ha."

Cadbury's Smash alien advert. "

I agree best adverts ever. Funny and strangely thought provoking.

And if Carlsberg were a PR company they'd have the best ads in the world. Probably.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Dad, do you know the pianos on my foot?"

You hum it, son, I'll play it"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Think once, think twice, think bike!

The brut advert with Barry Sheen, just spkash it on.

Watch out, watch out, theres a humphrey about!

The yellow pages ad, the dad watching his son ride off on a bike, 'I was right aboit that seat though'.

The says ads don't talk to strangers. https://youtu.be/y3FnCiRpdQ4

Put some tiger in your tank, esso.

To name but a few

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham


"BT's Busby a bird on a 10p coin "

Then followed by Maureen Lippman, 'an ology, you have an ology and you can be a scientist'.

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Finger of fudge

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's that Condor moment - remember the guy blissfully smoking a pipe

Boddington Beer - Melanie Sykes saying do you want a flake in that

Campari - were you truly wafted in from Paradise. No. Luton airport!

Just one Cornetto give it to me

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple  over a year ago

here & there

R Whites Lemonade - I’m a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beware the judderman, when the moon is fat

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple  over a year ago

here & there

Bugger thread revival - same answer given again doh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bugger thread revival - same answer given again doh. "

Haha. Best not to scroll up

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire

"They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty.... They're very tasty"

Which was a fucking lie!

"We won't make a drama out of a crisis"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

Will it be salad or frozen peas?""

Will it be salad,

Fried onion rings?

You'll have to wait and see.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's great service you get renting your colour set from Granada...

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By *opman121Man  over a year ago

stoke on trent

Got to milk tray man classic

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire

Fly fishing by JR Hartley

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fly fishing by JR Hartley "

Let your fingers do the walking...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Vimto one from around 2010. Where the Russian raspberry is all "Hello pretty ladies" and they all smash into each other

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By *rMs.NeekCouple  over a year ago

Worcestershire

There's a magical place we're on our way there.....

Um bongo um bongo they drink it in the Congo

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

The Guinness toucan

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By *ushandkittyCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester

Accrington Stanley, who are they..........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All of the Peter Kay 'John Smiths' adverts.... Ave it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Nicole"

"Papa"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

In reference to another post

Here's by ad for said device

Praises the men who toll and sweat

For our comfort and not regret

You be amased how fresh your

Arose can get with our new

Shitter with water jets and southing warm air to dry again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Public safety ads;

The one where we were warned about playing near water. The Grim Reaper figure was always in the background, waiting for the accident to happen.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

There was a girl at college we used to call Flora, after the advert.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've got an ology. You're a scientist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Calm down dear!!! Lol.

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