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The fat man has emptied his sack...
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"...and Santa has been too. What's the strangest pressie you have had so far? "I received a pink self inflating liberty bodice,,, which is only strange because now I have two of them…     | |||
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"Better than socks then? "Oh I’m pretty well covered in that department….. But if you insist,,, a pair with individual toes would do nicely,,,, and what would you like in return?  | |||
"Better than socks then?
Oh I’m pretty well covered in that department…..
But if you insist,,, a pair with individual toes would do nicely,,,, and what would you like in return? "A 1959 Gold Top Les Paul if you're offering | |||
"Better than socks then?
Oh I’m pretty well covered in that department…..
But if you insist,,, a pair with individual toes would do nicely,,,, and what would you like in return?
A 1959 Gold Top Les Paul if you're offering "Ahem,,,cough-cough splutter,,,, erm.....erm....,,,,look you don't have to make up your mind right now,,,, have a think about it, remind me later,,,, after-all you haven’t really got the time for posting on here right now,,,, you’ll be missing the Cenerentola opera on BBC2…..... Yikes,,,,, | |||
"Better than socks then?
Oh I’m pretty well covered in that department…..
But if you insist,,, a pair with individual toes would do nicely,,,, and what would you like in return?
A 1959 Gold Top Les Paul if you're offering
Ahem,,,cough-cough splutter,,,, erm.....erm....,,,,look you don't have to make up your mind right now,,,, have a think about it, remind me later,,,,
after-all you haven’t really got the time for posting on here right now,,,, you’ll be missing the Cenerentola opera on BBC2….....
Yikes,,,,, "Carry on Matron for me | |||
thankfully it was a case of mum putting gifts in the wrong sacks | |||
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thankfully it was a case of mum putting gifts in the wrong sacks "I'll believe you, millions wouldn't | |||
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"A stupid pigging hat from my brother-in-law and his wife. They've never seen me wearing a hat and still got the most stupidest, most ridiculous thing you've ever seen - with bobbles on it too ffs! I put it on this morning and looked in the mirror and looked like a fookin cunt. They always buy stupid gifts. I'm gonna tell them not to bother in future as it feels like they're taking the piss." Give it them back next year for a present. | |||
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"All my presents have been good so far remote control helicopter teenage kicks triple cd x box game black ops 2 " and you're 45? | |||
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