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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Today I thought I would wear my black trousers as my leg is trussed up better than the turkey and cant wear heels. So iron black trousers,.gets dressed and says to dave, I think ive lost wieght these are really baggy, and double up as belly warmers.
Go out to visit relatives,.hobbling up the path, look down and think, these dont look like my black trousers, omfg it dawns on me.... They are daves pj bottoms.
Tell my daughter who says, mum you are such a twat..  |
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"Today I thought I would wear my black trousers as my leg is trussed up better than the turkey and cant wear heels. So iron black trousers,.gets dressed and says to dave, I think ive lost wieght these are really baggy, and double up as belly warmers.
Go out to visit relatives,.hobbling up the path, look down and think, these dont look like my black trousers, omfg it dawns on me.... They are daves pj bottoms.
Tell my daughter who says, mum you are such a twat.. "
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"Today I thought I would wear my black trousers as my leg is trussed up better than the turkey and cant wear heels. So iron black trousers,.gets dressed and says to dave, I think ive lost wieght these are really baggy, and double up as belly warmers.
Go out to visit relatives,.hobbling up the path, look down and think, these dont look like my black trousers, omfg it dawns on me.... They are daves pj bottoms.
Tell my daughter who says, mum you are such a twat.. "
Oh we'll done Jules! If you don't tell anyone else, you might still pull it off! And if you do, it can go into the 'one of those funny things' file. Win-win!  |
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"Today I thought I would wear my black trousers as my leg is trussed up better than the turkey and cant wear heels. So iron black trousers,.gets dressed and says to dave, I think ive lost wieght these are really baggy, and double up as belly warmers.
Go out to visit relatives,.hobbling up the path, look down and think, these dont look like my black trousers, omfg it dawns on me.... They are daves pj bottoms.
Tell my daughter who says, mum you are such a twat.. "
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