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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s the New year, I know so because of all the threads…

It would seem that Posh is busy polishing her Mercedes so I thought that I’d start this thread.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh god it's way to early!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I will jump in with both feet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh god it's way to early!!"

It is. But I’m in, because a fancy a virtual cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

But feeling a little fragile this morning

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

It’s a new year so I might get one!

I am in

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Send me all your crushes because I’m nosy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In like flynn

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

We are in xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Send me all your crushes because I’m nosy"

Crush me anytime

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2023StickItInMe

You would look great in wellies and a woolly jumper

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

In for a little bit

Mrs

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman  over a year ago

Kent

I'm in for a little while

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Easily Led you're not in my bed

I woke ready to give you head

I hear the crys of the sheep

There you are hanging out the back of them balls deep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In and happy to be postie

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Oh god it's way to early!!"

Well just whisper then

... oh, and in

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By *KloganMan  over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Happy New Year all… In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In while I wake up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A poem. By Anonymous

-

Apples and pears

How big are your stairs

So manly with that mighty chest hair

Step into my minge pit if you dare

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh god it's way to early!!

Well just whisper then

... oh, and in "

You just want sweet whisperings...no good asking me, I've got a lisp!!

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Easily Led you're not in my bed

I woke ready to give you head

I hear the crys of the sheep

There you are hanging out the back of them balls deep"

This can only come from one woman!

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in and happy to play the role of mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A poem. By Anonymous

-

Apples and pears

How big are your stairs

So manly with that mighty chest hair

Step into my minge pit if you dare"

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Happy new year I'm in

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

This is from a filthy woman indeed!

Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink

Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.

Open your legs and let me kneel

One day I’ll be that third wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In for a little bit."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Incoming for Gin..

Can u tell gin n tonic lady this guy has a fancy for her x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooops in

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

Happy New Year everyone, I’m in

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Calling Clacton !!! Listen up here :

Clacton I love your hand

Battered my fanny I can barely stand

You are the master of the swing

A part of the Addams family you sexy thing

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By *rMonkeyMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don’t know why but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A message for Mixed Mister…..

Mixed Mister, my old friend

Never has a man drove me so much round the bend

Those eyes, that body and penis too

In another universe, I'd ruin you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Calling Clacton !!! Listen up here :

Clacton I love your hand

Battered my fanny I can barely stand

You are the master of the swing

A part of the Addams family you sexy thing"

Thank you

Hands are meant for roaming

Tounges just not meant for just talking

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy mate asked me to send this;

Knightsofthecoffeetable

Do you want a visit to my stable

Horses, cows and chickens too

Let them watch as I cockadoodle you

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A hopeful friend has requested this to be posted…

For the dangerous CoyoteUgly

I know you'd hate every unimpressive moment but can I ??

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Tea Monkey. You are in so much trouble. I don't polish the car, the driver does that

In for a bit

Posh

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea Monkey. You are in so much trouble. I don't polish the car, the driver does that

In for a bit

Posh "

My apologies, I thought that it was just the Rolls that he polished

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A hopeful friend has requested this to be posted…

For the dangerous CoyoteUgly

I know you'd hate every unimpressive moment but can I ??"

This is the kinda talk I can get on board with.

Unimpressive is what I live by.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in, might give me some much needed entertainment at work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message incoming..

Can you tell o Scara let’s have a cava x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Melrose listen up..

For the gorgeous Mellrose

For all the dangerous curves that drive us wild, your green/grey eyes make me melt into submission

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"Incoming for Gin..

Can u tell gin n tonic lady this guy has a fancy for her x"

Thanks

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton

I'm in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll play postie for a while

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"This is from a filthy woman indeed!

Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink

Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.

Open your legs and let me kneel

One day I’ll be that third wheel.

"

Love this xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"2023StickItInMe

You would look great in wellies and a woolly jumper "

You'll need the wellies when you're knee deep in my clunge.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m willing to step into that minge if your willing to pm me x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A message for Mixed Mister…..

Mixed Mister, my old friend

Never has a man drove me so much round the bend

Those eyes, that body and penis too

In another universe, I'd ruin you"

Less of the old please and distance is bad enough on here without having to try and find an alternate universe,I better get to it.

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me "

Well, I just audibly gasped.

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 10:29:33]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Melrose listen up..

For the gorgeous Mellrose

For all the dangerous curves that drive us wild, your green/grey eyes make me melt into submission "

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Im in this morning.

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

I think I’ll have to be postie instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im in this morning. "

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By *rolicUsCouple  over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

In please (that’s what she said)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

MELLROSE my sexy mate says..

Please could you tell Mellrose…

Next time I visit the West Midlands, we’re going on an adventure to find a witches trail.

As we need to find the magic pickle! We might need your magic wand

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton

Message for Thumper

Listen up thumper

Do you want a go on my bumper

Let's see if you fuck like a bunny

As long as you don't mind my fanny smells a but funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"MELLROSE my sexy mate says..

Please could you tell Mellrose…

Next time I visit the West Midlands, we’re going on an adventure to find a witches trail.

As we need to find the magic pickle! We might need your magic wand "

My wand will be ready

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Message for Thumper

Listen up thumper

Do you want a go on my bumper

Let's see if you fuck like a bunny

As long as you don't mind my fanny smells a but funny"

I'm not sure what to do with that

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Oooft! A very florid mate has sent me this message…

Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that she is the absolute epitome of a Welsh beauty, with curves I could spend an eternity exploring

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Message for Thumper

Listen up thumper

Do you want a go on my bumper

Let's see if you fuck like a bunny

As long as you don't mind my fanny smells a but funny

I'm not sure what to do with that "

Febreeze

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me

Well, I just audibly gasped. "

I didn't quite hear it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooooh I’ll play for a bit. Happy to be postie. x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Oooft! A very florid mate has sent me this message…

Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that she is the absolute epitome of a Welsh beauty, with curves I could spend an eternity exploring"

Ohhh my the way I feel right now I could spend an eternity being explored!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A message for _issyeuxbleus..

I’m sad that I didn’t get the chance to chat when we were in the same room, I’m hoping that I get the chance in a more intimate setting

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

could you tell Littlebird that she can have my seed any day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Incoming..

Can you please tell the beautiful Mellrose, with every online encounter, she drives me wildly insane, From her legs to her smile and her incredibly filthy brain

To meet you would be perfect I'm sure you'd entertain

So tell me Mellrose.... Are you game?

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By *adyluck..Woman  over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Happy new year all in for a bit x

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"could you tell Littlebird that she can have my seed any day "

Oooh seed! Are they Haribo flavoured?

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By *loaney40Man  over a year ago

dover

This seems fun! I’ll stay a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Happy New Year folks

I'm in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"A message for _issyeuxbleus..

I’m sad that I didn’t get the chance to chat when we were in the same room, I’m hoping that I get the chance in a more intimate setting"

this is a cryptic one! You have either seen me in a club or at a social! Intrigue!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A message for coyoteugly

I really would love to gaze into your eyes as you ride me like you stole me.

Anonymous

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For Sultry Siren

Come run your tongue in place undiscovered by men...

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By *ust MikeMan  over a year ago

Yaxley

I’m in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A couple of hungry friends sent me this;

Can you tell missyeuxblue we need a delicious filling to our sandwich and she looks the perfect addition

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me

Well, I just audibly gasped.

I didn't quite hear it. "

You will.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message incoming..

Can you tell o Scara let’s have a cava x"

Not even champagne!

Reveal yourself

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"A couple of hungry friends sent me this;

Can you tell missyeuxblue we need a delicious filling to our sandwich and she looks the perfect addition"

100% yes! All the couples here look very tasty!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nora your luck is in..

Can you tell Nora I'd like to explore her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A message for coyoteugly

I really would love to gaze into your eyes as you ride me like you stole me.

Anonymous "

Dam.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A message for coyoteugly

I really would love to gaze into your eyes as you ride me like you stole me.

Anonymous "

Anonymous is a brave boy owning up to this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming..

Can you please tell the beautiful Mellrose, with every online encounter, she drives me wildly insane, From her legs to her smile and her incredibly filthy brain

To meet you would be perfect I'm sure you'd entertain

So tell me Mellrose.... Are you game?"

I may be game if you reveal yourself

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By *iPythonMan  over a year ago

In my pants

Can I join in?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora your luck is in..

Can you tell Nora I'd like to explore her"

Ooooh you’d need a good couple of hours. There’s a lot to explore after a heavy Christmas

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By *onderingpurposeMan  over a year ago

Belfast

In

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By *inkyKissCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

We're in x

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By *rolicUsCouple  over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Another one for Noble Nora:-

Nora nora lets explore her

All the guys wanna stick it in her bum

They are disappointed when she gives them the thumb

My biggest wish to god above

She finally finds her one true love glove

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For Sultry Siren

Come run your tongue in place undiscovered by men...

"

Oh I take it this is a lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For Emily 36C

Will this finally be the year for you and me?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple  over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Sounds like fun, we're in x

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Another one for Noble Nora:-

Nora nora lets explore her

All the guys wanna stick it in her bum

They are disappointed when she gives them the thumb

My biggest wish to god above

She finally finds her one true love glove

"

. Never!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For Miss Yeuxbleus

Could you tell myb i had a random dream i was fucking her last night im not used to dreams of this kind

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"For Miss Yeuxbleus

Could you tell myb i had a random dream i was fucking her last night im not used to dreams of this kind"

Was it more of a nightmare? I had a sex dream last night as well!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

For the beautiful Mellrose

You are truly sex on legs..every time I see your profile photo amazing things happen in my nether regions that only you could quell with passion

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nora reply from your knight and shining boner..

Can you reply to Nora

I was planning on taking more than a couple of hours to explore

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell myb and jag i had a filthy dream about them last night true story

Lol(aka lots of love in old people text speak)

From a guy with a penis an anus and bumpy arms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Still in

I think

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Can you tell Nora she’s one of my favourites on here. Does she feel like having some Welsh beef one day!?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can you tell Nora she’s one of my favourites on here. Does she feel like having some Welsh beef one day!?"

Scrolls through thread to see who’s Welsh

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell harlot o scara i like the way her anus blows kisses to my penis at 10.56

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you please tell Frolicus that we think their physiques are absolutely amazing and it's a shame that lantern isn't completely transparent!

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By *heGigglersCouple  over a year ago

Stourbridge

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell harlot o scara i like the way her anus blows kisses to my penis at 10.56"

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside


"This is from a filthy woman indeed!

Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink

Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.

Open your legs and let me kneel

One day I’ll be that third wheel.

Love this xx"

And feel free to message us privately

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I’m in for this please happy new year all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out

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By *rolicUsCouple  over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious


"Could you please tell Frolicus that we think their physiques are absolutely amazing and it's a shame that lantern isn't completely transparent!"

Ooh excellent! I save lantern hidden areas for the select few for a big reveal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Incoming message from a beautiful lady :

Woody I want to write my name in lipstick all over your hot naked body

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From a beaut of a guy!

Can you tell 2023stickitinme i cant say her name out loud without superglue on my anus.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Tell myb and jag i had a filthy dream about them last night true story

Lol(aka lots of love in old people text speak)

From a guy with a penis an anus and bumpy arms"

I want to know what happened!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

Oooo I have to work just now but if the thread is still active for evening flirting then I’ll be in then

But for now, OP you are rather sexy

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley


"This is from a filthy woman indeed!

Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink

Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.

Open your legs and let me kneel

One day I’ll be that third wheel.

Love this xx

And feel free to message us privately "

She’s busy masturbating with a bottle of lenor a minute,the 83 wash sized one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

In, if I’m not too late. (I might be too late.)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a beaut of a guy!

Can you tell 2023stickitinme i cant say her name out loud without superglue on my anus."

Wrong in so many ways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Incoming message from a beautiful lady :

Woody I want to write my name in lipstick all over your hot naked body "

Using your lips right? Right?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a beaut of a guy!

Can you tell 2023stickitinme i cant say her name out loud without superglue on my anus."

I understand your pain. I can't say anyone's name without my gash gargling.

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

Still on for the clinically insane

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By *rolicUsCouple  over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Out now after delightful compliment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rose look lively..

Can you tell rose tinted glasses to whisper his sexy patter in my ear

No, not that one, that’s the deaf one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oooft! A very florid mate has sent me this message…

Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that she is the absolute epitome of a Welsh beauty, with curves I could spend an eternity exploring

Ohhh my the way I feel right now I could spend an eternity being explored! "

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By *uddly GoblinMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Little late but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you please tell Cookie46 that I want to have her in my bed, crumbs be damned.

Say yes woman!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Can you tell rose tinted glasses to whisper his sexy patter in my ear

No, not that one, that’s the deaf one"

I can’t reach the other side from this position. You’ll have to move your legs or something … (whoever you are.)

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I do hope I'm not too late...just in from morning football. I love these threads.

In, for me (ha!) and more importantly as postie. I'm discreet, and I always deliver.

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

In for the last bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you tell rose tinted glasses to whisper his sexy patter in my ear

No, not that one, that’s the deaf one

I can’t reach the other side from this position. You’ll have to move your legs or something … (whoever you are.)"

Damn, just shout it then

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By *r99mr99Man  over a year ago

Ealing

I'm in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Damn, just shout it then"

HEY, HOW *YOU* DOIN’?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Incoming...

Can you please ask MissYeuxBleus to slip a nipple in my direction?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Elephant someone wants your trunk..

Could you let Elephantis know he can play football with me anytime and I might even let him score a goal… again.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Elephant someone wants your trunk..

Could you let Elephantis know he can play football with me anytime and I might even let him score a goal… again."

Oh my! I'll wear my lucky socks, Mystery Voice. Though not in bed, because standards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not felt the lurve in 2022, looks like 2023 is going to be no different

Postie service removed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Damn, just shout it then

HEY, HOW *YOU* DOIN’? "

This is the standard gif I send all my matches on tinder

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Joining to spread some filth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Form a certain sexy lady ...

Could you let Rose Tinted know that I best be getting THE best cocktail when we meet for that 12 hour session

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are my crush....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are my crush.... "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ask Mrs Rickshawed to keep that filth to herself please. I’ve only just got the place straightened out after last night’s mess.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Incoming...

Can you please ask MissYeuxBleus to slip a nipple in my direction?"

Nipple slipping your way…..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hey, Tea Monkey!

The female half of a VERY sexy couple says she’d happily swap another bad coffee for a day of orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From an intriguing gent...

Could you tell Nora I think she is fascinating, and has the most beautiful legs.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Could you let Rose Tinted know that I best be getting THE best cocktail when we meet for that 12 hour session "

I’ll get my shaker.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ask Mrs Rickshawed to keep that filth to herself please. I’ve only just got the place straightened out after last night’s mess."

Well I did tell you to put a towel down

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By *pYaMan  over a year ago

Ready…

I’m in, but looks like this is getting full, 2023 is going to be good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Charmer incoming..

Can you please tell Coyote that I might as well chew off my own arms if I’m not using them to hold her lovely tits.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"From an intriguing gent...

Could you tell Nora I think she is fascinating, and has the most beautiful legs.

"

Fascinating . Not sure about that. I’m a bit boring really. I do like an intriguing gent though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hey, Tea Monkey!

The female half of a VERY sexy couple says she’d happily swap another bad coffee for a day of orgasms. "

The coffee was definitely worth the trade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you please tell _rolicus that I think they’re both stunning and that I’d love to be sandwiched between them

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From a delicious looking individual to the anus loving Rex …..

Could you please tell Rex Holes that I'm just waiting for his looking for thread to match me, and I'll be on him quicker than a lubed foot up Brucey's anus

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By *heGigglersCouple  over a year ago

Stourbridge

A rather lovely gent has asked us to pass this along...

Please ask Nora the Explorer when she’s going to come explore north of the border. I’m waiting impatiently

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A rather lovely gent has asked us to pass this along...

Please ask Nora the Explorer when she’s going to come explore north of the border. I’m waiting impatiently"

Funny as I’ve been to the majority of Western Europe but never there! I shall await an invite

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By *heGigglersCouple  over a year ago

Stourbridge

A rather fun fella messaged to ask....

Could you tell LittleBird I want to give her a haribo ring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cracked it

I'll nip in here before the close. Say 'I'm in!'

And darn it too late

So no posts to me doesn't sting

Bloody genius

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"A rather fun fella messaged to ask....

Could you tell LittleBird I want to give her a haribo ring"

Ooh lovely! Is it ok if I eat it though? The ring that is

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