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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
It’s the New year, I know so because of all the threads…
It would seem that Posh is busy polishing her Mercedes so I thought that I’d start this thread.
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god it's way to early!! |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
I will jump in with both feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god it's way to early!!"
It is. But I’m in, because a fancy a virtual cuddle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
But feeling a little fragile this morning  |
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It’s a new year so I might get one!
I am in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send me all your crushes because I’m nosy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In like flynn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Send me all your crushes because I’m nosy"
Crush me anytime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2023StickItInMe
You would look great in wellies and a woolly jumper |
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Easily Led you're not in my bed
I woke ready to give you head
I hear the crys of the sheep
There you are hanging out the back of them balls deep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and happy to be postie |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh god it's way to early!!"
Well just whisper then 
... oh, and in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In while I wake up... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A poem. By Anonymous
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Apples and pears
How big are your stairs
So manly with that mighty chest hair
Step into my minge pit if you dare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god it's way to early!!
Well just whisper then
... oh, and in "
You just want sweet whisperings...no good asking me, I've got a lisp!! |
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"Easily Led you're not in my bed
I woke ready to give you head
I hear the crys of the sheep
There you are hanging out the back of them balls deep"
This can only come from one woman!
Brilliant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in and happy to play the role of mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A poem. By Anonymous
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Apples and pears
How big are your stairs
So manly with that mighty chest hair
Step into my minge pit if you dare"
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This is from a filthy woman indeed!
Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink
Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.
Open your legs and let me kneel
One day I’ll be that third wheel.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a little bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In for a little bit."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming for Gin..
Can u tell gin n tonic lady this guy has a fancy for her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooops in |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
Happy New Year everyone, I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Calling Clacton !!! Listen up here :
Clacton I love your hand
Battered my fanny I can barely stand
You are the master of the swing
A part of the Addams family you sexy thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t know why but I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for Mixed Mister…..
Mixed Mister, my old friend
Never has a man drove me so much round the bend
Those eyes, that body and penis too
In another universe, I'd ruin you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calling Clacton !!! Listen up here :
Clacton I love your hand
Battered my fanny I can barely stand
You are the master of the swing
A part of the Addams family you sexy thing"
Thank you
Hands are meant for roaming
Tounges just not meant for just talking |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very sexy mate asked me to send this;
Knightsofthecoffeetable
Do you want a visit to my stable
Horses, cows and chickens too
Let them watch as I cockadoodle you |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A hopeful friend has requested this to be posted…
For the dangerous CoyoteUgly
I know you'd hate every unimpressive moment but can I ?? |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
Tea Monkey. You are in so much trouble. I don't polish the car, the driver does that 
In for a bit
Posh |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Tea Monkey. You are in so much trouble. I don't polish the car, the driver does that
In for a bit
Posh "
My apologies, I thought that it was just the Rolls that he polished |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A hopeful friend has requested this to be posted…
For the dangerous CoyoteUgly
I know you'd hate every unimpressive moment but can I ??"
This is the kinda talk I can get on board with.
Unimpressive is what I live by. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in, might give me some much needed entertainment at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message incoming..
Can you tell o Scara let’s have a cava x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Melrose listen up..
For the gorgeous Mellrose
For all the dangerous curves that drive us wild, your green/grey eyes make me melt into submission |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me |
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"Incoming for Gin..
Can u tell gin n tonic lady this guy has a fancy for her x"
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play postie for a while |
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"This is from a filthy woman indeed!
Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink
Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.
Open your legs and let me kneel
One day I’ll be that third wheel.
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Love this xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2023StickItInMe
You would look great in wellies and a woolly jumper "
You'll need the wellies when you're knee deep in my clunge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m willing to step into that minge if your willing to pm me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for Mixed Mister…..
Mixed Mister, my old friend
Never has a man drove me so much round the bend
Those eyes, that body and penis too
In another universe, I'd ruin you"
Less of the old please and distance is bad enough on here without having to try and find an alternate universe,I better get to it. |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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"Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me "
Well, I just audibly gasped. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
[Removed by poster at 01/01/23 10:29:33] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Melrose listen up..
For the gorgeous Mellrose
For all the dangerous curves that drive us wild, your green/grey eyes make me melt into submission "
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
I think I’ll have to be postie instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
In please (that’s what she said) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MELLROSE my sexy mate says..
Please could you tell Mellrose…
Next time I visit the West Midlands, we’re going on an adventure to find a witches trail.
As we need to find the magic pickle! We might need your magic wand |
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Message for Thumper
Listen up thumper
Do you want a go on my bumper
Let's see if you fuck like a bunny
As long as you don't mind my fanny smells a but funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MELLROSE my sexy mate says..
Please could you tell Mellrose…
Next time I visit the West Midlands, we’re going on an adventure to find a witches trail.
As we need to find the magic pickle! We might need your magic wand "
My wand will be ready |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Message for Thumper
Listen up thumper
Do you want a go on my bumper
Let's see if you fuck like a bunny
As long as you don't mind my fanny smells a but funny"
I'm not sure what to do with that  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Oooft! A very florid mate has sent me this message…
Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that she is the absolute epitome of a Welsh beauty, with curves I could spend an eternity exploring |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Message for Thumper
Listen up thumper
Do you want a go on my bumper
Let's see if you fuck like a bunny
As long as you don't mind my fanny smells a but funny
I'm not sure what to do with that "
Febreeze |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me
Well, I just audibly gasped. "
I didn't quite hear it. |
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Oooooh I’ll play for a bit. Happy to be postie. x |
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"Oooft! A very florid mate has sent me this message…
Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that she is the absolute epitome of a Welsh beauty, with curves I could spend an eternity exploring"
Ohhh my the way I feel right now I could spend an eternity being explored! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for _issyeuxbleus..
I’m sad that I didn’t get the chance to chat when we were in the same room, I’m hoping that I get the chance in a more intimate setting |
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could you tell Littlebird that she can have my seed any day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming..
Can you please tell the beautiful Mellrose, with every online encounter, she drives me wildly insane, From her legs to her smile and her incredibly filthy brain
To meet you would be perfect I'm sure you'd entertain
So tell me Mellrose.... Are you game? |
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Happy new year all in for a bit x |
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"could you tell Littlebird that she can have my seed any day "
Oooh seed! Are they Haribo flavoured? |
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This seems fun! I’ll stay a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy New Year folks
I'm in |
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"A message for _issyeuxbleus..
I’m sad that I didn’t get the chance to chat when we were in the same room, I’m hoping that I get the chance in a more intimate setting"
 this is a cryptic one! You have either seen me in a club or at a social! Intrigue! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for coyoteugly
I really would love to gaze into your eyes as you ride me like you stole me.
Anonymous |
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For Sultry Siren
Come run your tongue in place undiscovered by men...
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A couple of hungry friends sent me this;
Can you tell missyeuxblue we need a delicious filling to our sandwich and she looks the perfect addition |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Calling thumper . This lovely looking lady says : Please can you tell the gorgeous Thumper I want to get lost in those eyes while I feel him inside me
Well, I just audibly gasped.
I didn't quite hear it. "
You will. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message incoming..
Can you tell o Scara let’s have a cava x"
Not even champagne!
Reveal yourself |
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"A couple of hungry friends sent me this;
Can you tell missyeuxblue we need a delicious filling to our sandwich and she looks the perfect addition"
100% yes! All the couples here look very tasty! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nora your luck is in..
Can you tell Nora I'd like to explore her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for coyoteugly
I really would love to gaze into your eyes as you ride me like you stole me.
Anonymous "
Dam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for coyoteugly
I really would love to gaze into your eyes as you ride me like you stole me.
Anonymous "
Anonymous is a brave boy owning up to this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming..
Can you please tell the beautiful Mellrose, with every online encounter, she drives me wildly insane, From her legs to her smile and her incredibly filthy brain
To meet you would be perfect I'm sure you'd entertain
So tell me Mellrose.... Are you game?"
I may be game if you reveal yourself |
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"Nora your luck is in..
Can you tell Nora I'd like to explore her"
Ooooh you’d need a good couple of hours. There’s a lot to explore after a heavy Christmas |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
Another one for Noble Nora:-
Nora nora lets explore her
All the guys wanna stick it in her bum
They are disappointed when she gives them the thumb
My biggest wish to god above
She finally finds her one true love glove
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For Sultry Siren
Come run your tongue in place undiscovered by men...
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Oh I take it this is a lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Emily 36C
Will this finally be the year for you and me? |
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"Another one for Noble Nora:-
Nora nora lets explore her
All the guys wanna stick it in her bum
They are disappointed when she gives them the thumb
My biggest wish to god above
She finally finds her one true love glove
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 . Never! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
For Miss Yeuxbleus
Could you tell myb i had a random dream i was fucking her last night im not used to dreams of this kind |
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"For Miss Yeuxbleus
Could you tell myb i had a random dream i was fucking her last night im not used to dreams of this kind"
Was it more of a nightmare? I had a sex dream last night as well! |
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For the beautiful Mellrose
You are truly sex on legs..every time I see your profile photo amazing things happen in my nether regions that only you could quell with passion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nora reply from your knight and shining boner..
Can you reply to Nora
I was planning on taking more than a couple of hours to explore |
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Tell myb and jag i had a filthy dream about them last night true story
Lol(aka lots of love in old people text speak)
From a guy with a penis an anus and bumpy arms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still in
I think |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Can you tell Nora she’s one of my favourites on here. Does she feel like having some Welsh beef one day!? |
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"Can you tell Nora she’s one of my favourites on here. Does she feel like having some Welsh beef one day!?"
Scrolls through thread to see who’s Welsh |
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Tell harlot o scara i like the way her anus blows kisses to my penis at 10.56 |
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Could you please tell Frolicus that we think their physiques are absolutely amazing and it's a shame that lantern isn't completely transparent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is from a filthy woman indeed!
Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink
Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.
Open your legs and let me kneel
One day I’ll be that third wheel.
Love this xx"
And feel free to message us privately |
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I’m in for this please happy new year all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
"Could you please tell Frolicus that we think their physiques are absolutely amazing and it's a shame that lantern isn't completely transparent!"
Ooh excellent! I save lantern hidden areas for the select few for a big reveal.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming message from a beautiful lady :
Woody I want to write my name in lipstick all over your hot naked body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From a beaut of a guy!
Can you tell 2023stickitinme i cant say her name out loud without superglue on my anus. |
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"Tell myb and jag i had a filthy dream about them last night true story
Lol(aka lots of love in old people text speak)
From a guy with a penis an anus and bumpy arms"
I want to know what happened! |
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Oooo I have to work just now but if the thread is still active for evening flirting then I’ll be in then
But for now, OP you are rather sexy |
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"This is from a filthy woman indeed!
Gin and tonic,you’re my favourite drink
Cum tastes so sweet,I don’t spit in the sink.
Open your legs and let me kneel
One day I’ll be that third wheel.
Love this xx
And feel free to message us privately "
She’s busy masturbating with a bottle of lenor a minute,the 83 wash sized one |
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In, if I’m not too late. (I might be too late.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a beaut of a guy!
Can you tell 2023stickitinme i cant say her name out loud without superglue on my anus."
Wrong in so many ways |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incoming message from a beautiful lady :
Woody I want to write my name in lipstick all over your hot naked body "
Using your lips right? Right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a beaut of a guy!
Can you tell 2023stickitinme i cant say her name out loud without superglue on my anus."
I understand your pain. I can't say anyone's name without my gash gargling. |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
Still on for the clinically insane |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
Out now after delightful compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rose look lively..
Can you tell rose tinted glasses to whisper his sexy patter in my ear
No, not that one, that’s the deaf one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooft! A very florid mate has sent me this message…
Could you please tell MissYeuxBleus that she is the absolute epitome of a Welsh beauty, with curves I could spend an eternity exploring
Ohhh my the way I feel right now I could spend an eternity being explored! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will you please tell Cookie46 that I want to have her in my bed, crumbs be damned.
Say yes woman!! |
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"Can you tell rose tinted glasses to whisper his sexy patter in my ear
No, not that one, that’s the deaf one"
I can’t reach the other side from this position. You’ll have to move your legs or something … (whoever you are.) |
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I do hope I'm not too late...just in from morning football. I love these threads.
In, for me (ha!) and more importantly as postie. I'm discreet, and I always deliver. |
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over a year ago
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"Can you tell rose tinted glasses to whisper his sexy patter in my ear
No, not that one, that’s the deaf one
I can’t reach the other side from this position. You’ll have to move your legs or something … (whoever you are.)"
Damn, just shout it then |
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"Damn, just shout it then"
HEY, HOW *YOU* DOIN’? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incoming...
Can you please ask MissYeuxBleus to slip a nipple in my direction? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elephant someone wants your trunk..
Could you let Elephantis know he can play football with me anytime and I might even let him score a goal… again. |
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"Elephant someone wants your trunk..
Could you let Elephantis know he can play football with me anytime and I might even let him score a goal… again."
Oh my! I'll wear my lucky socks, Mystery Voice. Though not in bed, because standards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not felt the lurve in 2022, looks like 2023 is going to be no different
Postie service removed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn, just shout it then
HEY, HOW *YOU* DOIN’? "
This is the standard gif I send all my matches on tinder |
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over a year ago
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Form a certain sexy lady ...
Could you let Rose Tinted know that I best be getting THE best cocktail when we meet for that 12 hour session |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are my crush.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are my crush.... "
Thank you x |
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over a year ago
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Ask Mrs Rickshawed to keep that filth to herself please. I’ve only just got the place straightened out after last night’s mess. |
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"Incoming...
Can you please ask MissYeuxBleus to slip a nipple in my direction?"
Nipple slipping your way….. |
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Hey, Tea Monkey!
The female half of a VERY sexy couple says she’d happily swap another bad coffee for a day of orgasms. |
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over a year ago
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From an intriguing gent...
Could you tell Nora I think she is fascinating, and has the most beautiful legs.
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"Could you let Rose Tinted know that I best be getting THE best cocktail when we meet for that 12 hour session "
I’ll get my shaker. |
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"Ask Mrs Rickshawed to keep that filth to herself please. I’ve only just got the place straightened out after last night’s mess."
Well I did tell you to put a towel down |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
I’m in, but looks like this is getting full, 2023 is going to be good |
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over a year ago
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Charmer incoming..
Can you please tell Coyote that I might as well chew off my own arms if I’m not using them to hold her lovely tits. |
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"From an intriguing gent...
Could you tell Nora I think she is fascinating, and has the most beautiful legs.
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Fascinating  . Not sure about that. I’m a bit boring really. I do like an intriguing gent though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Hey, Tea Monkey!
The female half of a VERY sexy couple says she’d happily swap another bad coffee for a day of orgasms. "
The coffee was definitely worth the trade |
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over a year ago
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Can you please tell _rolicus that I think they’re both stunning and that I’d love to be sandwiched between them |
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From a delicious looking individual to the anus loving Rex …..
Could you please tell Rex Holes that I'm just waiting for his looking for thread to match me, and I'll be on him quicker than a lubed foot up Brucey's anus |
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A rather lovely gent has asked us to pass this along...
Please ask Nora the Explorer when she’s going to come explore north of the border. I’m waiting impatiently |
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"A rather lovely gent has asked us to pass this along...
Please ask Nora the Explorer when she’s going to come explore north of the border. I’m waiting impatiently"
Funny as I’ve been to the majority of Western Europe but never there! I shall await an invite |
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A rather fun fella messaged to ask....
Could you tell LittleBird I want to give her a haribo ring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cracked it
I'll nip in here before the close. Say 'I'm in!'
And darn it too late
So no posts to me doesn't sting 
Bloody genius |
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"A rather fun fella messaged to ask....
Could you tell LittleBird I want to give her a haribo ring"
Ooh lovely! Is it ok if I eat it though? The ring that is |
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