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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"
crush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ... "
A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun? |
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"
Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's Brucey isn't it. Totally understandable. That humour coupled with that hairy bellybutton. Lush   "
It's not Brucey. I tried him but he could only give me anal orgasms and not vaginal. So it will never work out. I do wank to him once a month though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ...
A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun?"
why not a coffee, a bun and a bumming. Probably on that order unless the cafes near you are more open minded. My local Starbucks isn't.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed
Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious"
Because he's just not into me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ...
A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun?why not a coffee, a bun and a bumming. Probably on that order unless the cafes near you are more open minded. My local Starbucks isn't. "
My local cafe likes coffees and buns a latte. If you know what I mean. |
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This is brilliant ØP!
There's nothing like unrequited attraction.
And who knows? You may find that, at the very least, you have gained a most treasured friend and, hopefully with all honourable intentions, a paramour worthy of your desires.
It's like a "Whodunit"...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"
Awww, I didn't know you cared |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"
I do now I’ve read this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is brilliant ØP!
There's nothing like unrequited attraction.
And who knows? You may find that, at the very least, you have gained a most treasured friend and, hopefully with all honourable intentions, a paramour worthy of your desires.
It's like a "Whodunit"... "
déjà vu
noun
a feeling of having already experienced the present situation.
"a feeling of déjà vu"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aww man.
I had such high hopes... but I'm not a him 
2022 is ruined. Cheers LBC (my secret crush)
Posh
If you can grow a penis it will be you "
you can borrow mine, posh |
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed
Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious
Because he's just not into me. "
Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon. 
I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon
Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis
All 12 of them? That'll take some time
Lucky the man who has a penis for every month."
Sounds like the type of weird porn I watch on those days where nothing else will do the job |
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Dear op, as our definition of a crush goes… someone that is always gonna be out of reach for compatibility reasons but we both just fancy the arse off ~ it’s been the same for many years.
We won’t embarrass her though.
Happy new year Mrs incompatible butter cream  |
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"I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon.
I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023."
Be patient, dear Meli. We haven't met yet. |
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"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon
Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis
All 12 of them? That'll take some time
Lucky the man who has a penis for every month."
I think you would find most of them on FabGuys |
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"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon
Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis
All 12 of them? That'll take some time
Lucky the man who has a penis for every month.
I think you would find most of them on FabGuys "
I never know if that's an actual place or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes I do and I can't wait to meet him soon
Make sure you slowly wank every inch of his erect penis
All 12 of them? That'll take some time
Lucky the man who has a penis for every month."
Just to be clear, we are talking penis inches. My crush isn't an advent calendar. |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Aww man.
I had such high hopes... but I'm not a him
2022 is ruined. Cheers LBC (my secret crush)
Posh
If you can grow a penis it will be you you can borrow mine, posh "
Oh Hovis
You say the sweetest things. Yes please 
Posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bedcrush, no. Deffo a few I've decided are lovely based on their postings and would meet for just a coffee ...
A coffee and a bumming? Or a coffee and a bun?"
Why not all three? |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas."
Don't be so ridiculous!
Nobody's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas... |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I don’t on the forums. I do chat to a local man on here who I could get crushy over tho but he doesn’t use the forums.
But when it comes to the forums I’m a bit weird in that nothing kills my vibe for someone more than seeing them flirt with all and sundry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear op, as our definition of a crush goes… someone that is always gonna be out of reach for compatibility reasons but we both just fancy the arse off ~ it’s been the same for many years.
We won’t embarrass her though.
Happy new year Mrs incompatible butter cream "
You shouldn't fancy the arse off people. It's very dangerous, even more so than Covid. Can you imagine doing that to someone.
Happy New Year to you both.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed
Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious
Because he's just not into me.
Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here"
He does and when I told him he had a wank over my anal collection of explicit videos and then told me it would never work out. But I'm a big believer in being open even if it hurts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's three ladies that I like to pop in and peruse their profiles occasionally - in a non stalkerish way of course. Wouldn't name them as that's far too crass (plus the massive blockage button would likely get pressed  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t on the forums. I do chat to a local man on here who I could get crushy over tho but he doesn’t use the forums.
But when it comes to the forums I’m a bit weird in that nothing kills my vibe for someone more than seeing them flirt with all and sundry."
Yes I'm a bit like that too. I don't mind flirting that doesn't mean anything, but definitely have been put off people when you see them lusting after every minge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did have.
I think it’s best if I stick to flirtations and lustful yearnings.
Oh well, scratch that one off my crush list then
Don’t you dare
My ego needs feeding "
I've never heard it called ego before. Mr Misty named it then? |
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed
Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious
Because he's just not into me.
Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here
He does and when I told him he had a wank over my anal collection of explicit videos and then told me it would never work out. But I'm a big believer in being open even if it hurts."
Well at least he has had a good wank over you, but joking aside, you are right...being open and honest is probably for the best, at least you know where you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m not sure I’m a bit too old for crushes…
If I like someone’s cock or foo-foo I generally just tell them these days "
You're never too old for a secret crush |
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed
Can i ask why it will never be? Feel free to not answer by the way, just curious
Because he's just not into me.
Well i'm guessing he obviously knows how you feel. I think its very brave to lay yourself open to possible rejection. I think its this that stops me from doing the same on here
He does and when I told him he had a wank over my anal collection of explicit videos and then told me it would never work out. But I'm a big believer in being open even if it hurts.
Well at least he has had a good wank over you, but joking aside, you are right...being open and honest is probably for the best, at least you know where you are"
Definitely! If you like someone tell them. What have you got to lose? Life’s too short. |
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"
Ah LBC, you know how much my heart goes out to you for this. It’s wonderful and terrible at the same time!
If it never works out for you, I hope someone else grabs your heart and loins and makes them do somersaults xxx |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon.
I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023.
Be patient, dear Meli. We haven't met yet. "
Oh I adore this. Even made me blush. Can't wait to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope his baguette makes its way on to your cheeseboard soon.
I don't have a crush atm. I kind of fancy a couple of people. Kind of love one of them. But crushing, not yet. I'm hopeful for 2023."
I believe 2023 is the Fab Year of the Crush. I have every hope for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But it will never be. He's on the forums. And he's as lovely as a cheese board at Christmas.
Do you have a crush on the forums?
Keep it respectful guys.
By the way it isn't RexHoles I tried him but he was very selfish in bed"
Whomever it is, he’s a lucky man. HNY OP x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Brucey isn't it. Totally understandable. That humour coupled with that hairy bellybutton. Lush
It's not Brucey. I tried him but he could only give me anal orgasms and not vaginal. So it will never work out. I do wank to him once a month though."
But I thought you said I was the king of clit...  |
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