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Oh FFS it’s a crush
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Sigh. Dear diary….
I never saw this coming but I’ve gone and got a HUGE crush on someone from Fab. So frustrating haha!
We’ve never met or even chatted. But, if I had to draw up a list of physical attributes that make up my type for a GF she would tick every box. She also seems to be literate, intelligent, discerning, engaging and vivacious.
From what I see of her comments in forum threads she’s witty, friendly and would probably be awesome company.
So, as you can see, I’ve really built her up. I know you’ll all say “chances are she’s nothing like you imagined” but you can’t prove that!!!
I’m guilty of doing this to myself sometimes on ‘normal’ dating apps, but then we have a date and it either works or doesn’t. From that I get more dates or closure. From this stupid crush I get nothing!!!!
I suppose I don’t really have a point so have just wasted everyone’s time haha 
Before anyone asks, I live too far away and, despite this, have messaged her to try my luck. This isn’t just a physical yearning so pic swap and naughty talk won’t do it.
I feel like a bloody teenager! Thanks for listening Fabbers xx |
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"Sigh. Dear diary….
I never saw this coming but I’ve gone and got a HUGE crush on someone from Fab. So frustrating haha!
We’ve never met or even chatted. But, if I had to draw up a list of physical attributes that make up my type for a GF she would tick every box. She also seems to be literate, intelligent, discerning, engaging and vivacious.
From what I see of her comments in forum threads she’s witty, friendly and would probably be awesome company.
So, as you can see, I’ve really built her up. I know you’ll all say “chances are she’s nothing like you imagined” but you can’t prove that!!!
I’m guilty of doing this to myself sometimes on ‘normal’ dating apps, but then we have a date and it either works or doesn’t. From that I get more dates or closure. From this stupid crush I get nothing!!!!
I suppose I don’t really have a point so have just wasted everyone’s time haha
Before anyone asks, I live too far away and, despite this, have messaged her to try my luck. This isn’t just a physical yearning so pic swap and naughty talk won’t do it.
I feel like a bloody teenager! Thanks for listening Fabbers xx"
Ah I feel for you... I had the misfortune of falling for my Fwb who didn't reciprocate... It's all over now.... Oh well |
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"I was going to take the piss….
You never know what could happen. Distance is a shit in matters of the heart, but it can and does work out sometimes.
I wish you all the luck 
Mrs m"
Aw thanks Mrs M, that’s very kind.
I can take a ripping as well if you feel like it haha |
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This is brilliant ØP!
There's nothing like unrequited attraction.
And who knows? You may find that, at the very least, you have gained a most treasured friend and, hopefully with all honourable intentions, a paramour worthy of your desires.
It's like a "Whodunit"... |
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"This is brilliant ØP!
There's nothing like unrequited attraction.
And who knows? You may find that, at the very least, you have gained a most treasured friend and, hopefully with all honourable intentions, a paramour worthy of your desires.
It's like a "Whodunit"..."
Thanks Nero! One never knows but I’m a pragmatic fellow |
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Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? "
No, we’re all supportive. It’s a nice thing, no one’s named. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? "
No. |
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"Have you at least winked her? Or messaged at all?  "
I have, yes, no reply. I took that at face value and haven’t bombarded her because that’s poor form. No reply means no interest and I can take that. We don’t all fancy everyone, it’s just harder to take when you really like someone! |
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? "
Just you. |
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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? "
She could also think it's sweet but not going to happen
I can see where you're coming from though |
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it?
No, we’re all supportive. It’s a nice thing, no one’s named."
Thanks Red, that’s so kind. As you say, I’ve no intention of embarrassing anyone. Just wanted to pour my thoughts onto a page. |
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? "
I think it would be very different if he named her. He hasn't, so no harm done... |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh Op, I think it's adorable! You're never too old to get a crush on someone are you? Enjoy that giddy feeling of silliness.
I had a bit of a crush on someone once. On the forums anyone reading our very different posting style would think those two? Nah. But sometimes things work. And then that crush grows into something a bit more... nauseating for want of a better word. Strange but happy. Crushes are a lovely place to be in. As long as it's not a weirdly obsessive one.  |
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over a year ago
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I'm no fan of threads about people when they aren't directly participating in the thread.
Consent and etc. matters.
This kind of skims the edges of that. I'd hope the lady doesn't feel it's labouring the dm she received.
She should be able to decline or accept without any sort of sense of pressure now the 'I'm so cute, emotionally exposed and vulnerable' card is on the OPs table.....
I'm a cycnic but there's a whiff of manipulation here I find icky |
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"I'm no fan of threads about people when they aren't directly participating in the thread.
Consent and etc. matters.
This kind of skims the edges of that. I'd hope the lady doesn't feel it's labouring the dm she received.
She should be able to decline or accept without any sort of sense of pressure now the 'I'm so cute, emotionally exposed and vulnerable' card is on the OPs table.....
I'm a cycnic but there's a whiff of manipulation here I find icky"
I’d agree if names were named, but as ladies on fab we both know there’s a chance she hasn’t seen the message and therefore doesn’t even know it’s about her |
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"I'm no fan of threads about people when they aren't directly participating in the thread.
Consent and etc. matters.
This kind of skims the edges of that. I'd hope the lady doesn't feel it's labouring the dm she received.
She should be able to decline or accept without any sort of sense of pressure now the 'I'm so cute, emotionally exposed and vulnerable' card is on the OPs table.....
I'm a cycnic but there's a whiff of manipulation here I find icky"
I know what you mean. Like the man who proposes at half-time in a packed football stadium. But this really doesn't feel that way. The OP isn't coming across as pushy.
Crushes are lovely. If my heart were less blackened and icily cynical, I wouldn't mind having one myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It must be me??????
Wow! It isn’t but you would definitely help me forget her!! xx
Not as much of a crush has you had us believing then. "
Exactly what.i was thinking |
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"I'm no fan of threads about people when they aren't directly participating in the thread.
Consent and etc. matters.
This kind of skims the edges of that. I'd hope the lady doesn't feel it's labouring the dm she received.
She should be able to decline or accept without any sort of sense of pressure now the 'I'm so cute, emotionally exposed and vulnerable' card is on the OPs table.....
I'm a cycnic but there's a whiff of manipulation here I find icky"
Agree. I'd be mortified if it was me and everyone was treating it like some sort of game. |
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"I'm no fan of threads about people when they aren't directly participating in the thread.
Consent and etc. matters.
This kind of skims the edges of that. I'd hope the lady doesn't feel it's labouring the dm she received.
She should be able to decline or accept without any sort of sense of pressure now the 'I'm so cute, emotionally exposed and vulnerable' card is on the OPs table.....
I'm a cycnic but there's a whiff of manipulation here I find icky"
I would agree if he had named her. He hasn't. Its all harmless fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sigh. Dear diary….
I never saw this coming but I’ve gone and got a HUGE crush on someone from Fab. So frustrating haha!
We’ve never met or even chatted. But, if I had to draw up a list of physical attributes that make up my type for a GF she would tick every box. She also seems to be literate, intelligent, discerning, engaging and vivacious.
From what I see of her comments in forum threads she’s witty, friendly and would probably be awesome company.
So, as you can see, I’ve really built her up. I know you’ll all say “chances are she’s nothing like you imagined” but you can’t prove that!!!
I’m guilty of doing this to myself sometimes on ‘normal’ dating apps, but then we have a date and it either works or doesn’t. From that I get more dates or closure. From this stupid crush I get nothing!!!!
I suppose I don’t really have a point so have just wasted everyone’s time haha
Before anyone asks, I live too far away and, despite this, have messaged her to try my luck. This isn’t just a physical yearning so pic swap and naughty talk won’t do it.
I feel like a bloody teenager! Thanks for listening Fabbers xx"
So you've never met or chatted? And it's more than a physical yearning? 
Ohhhk...Good luck with it all OP. I am sure it's all good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? "
Not really. It's respectful enough. He's not seeking her out, he's not named names or anything like that. He's simply just vocalising that he's got a crush.
I'm in the same boat OP. I've got a huge crush on someone but it will never be unfortunately. C'est La Vie or whatever that quote is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We all have crushes when younger
Mine was blondie a real looker at the time
Posters of her in My Room at Bernardo’s home hot
Good luck in you’re endeavours op |
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"It must be me??????
Wow! It isn’t but you would definitely help me forget her!! xx
Not as much of a crush has you had us believing then.
Exactly what.i was thinking "
A fair point. Tbh honest I was just trying to pay a compliment. Appreciate now that I did it in a clumsy way. The fact there are other good looking women on here doesn’t change my mindset. |
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Happens all too often I'm afraid... I have had a few crushes on here (still do) that despite being all they ask for never seem to read a message. Sometimes you wonder if they're real!
Still.... their loss right?  |
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it?
Not really. It's respectful enough. He's not seeking her out, he's not named names or anything like that. He's simply just vocalising that he's got a crush.
I'm in the same boat OP. I've got a huge crush on someone but it will never be unfortunately. C'est La Vie or whatever that quote is. "
Thanks for your kind words lemon buttercream x
Sorry to hear you’re also in this boat. I know it will subside in time so I guess we have to just crack on with life. |
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"I'm no fan of threads about people when they aren't directly participating in the thread.
Consent and etc. matters.
This kind of skims the edges of that. I'd hope the lady doesn't feel it's labouring the dm she received.
She should be able to decline or accept without any sort of sense of pressure now the 'I'm so cute, emotionally exposed and vulnerable' card is on the OPs table.....
I'm a cycnic but there's a whiff of manipulation here I find icky"
I’m sorry you feel that way. Everyone is, of course, entitled to their opinion. And wouldn’t the world (and fab) be a boring place if we all thought the same.
Please be assured I am not a devious person and I have no agenda here. I will not be naming her or giving specific details. I would be mortified on her behalf if she felt subjected to all this.
Tbh I really didn’t expect this to take off so much!
To everyone who posted positive messages - thank you very much indeed. Support from my fab friends means a lot xx |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm here for the possible name drop of who the crush might be   .
Also, OP shoot your shot, you've got this! unless it's me and then you don't got this  lol
Hahaha!! Harsh but funny "
It's nothing personal OP. I'm looking for cocks that attach |
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"I'm here for the possible name drop of who the crush might be .
Also, OP shoot your shot, you've got this! unless it's me and then you don't got this lol
Hahaha!! Harsh but funny
It's nothing personal OP. I'm looking for cocks that attach "
I see! Bonne chance sandy x |
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"Has she replied to your messages? "
Sadly not. But I respect her decision not to and have not sent multiple messages.
I live on my own miles from where I grew up, so have no mates around I can chat with. I suppose this was just an attempt to unburden myself of these feelings. |
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over a year ago
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it? "
You could try the same thread next week and see what the reaction is. |
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over a year ago
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"Has she replied to your messages?
Sadly not. But I respect her decision not to and have not sent multiple messages.
I live on my own miles from where I grew up, so have no mates around I can chat with. I suppose this was just an attempt to unburden myself of these feelings."
Ah no need for justifying the sharing urge. Just curious whether it evolved at all since you mentioned exchanging pics isn't enough etc.
Is it the fact she is "unattainable" which adds to the desire? |
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"Has she replied to your messages?
Sadly not. But I respect her decision not to and have not sent multiple messages.
I live on my own miles from where I grew up, so have no mates around I can chat with. I suppose this was just an attempt to unburden myself of these feelings.
Ah no need for justifying the sharing urge. Just curious whether it evolved at all since you mentioned exchanging pics isn't enough etc.
Is it the fact she is "unattainable" which adds to the desire? "
Good question! The ‘no swapsies’ thing wasn’t discussed. Just felt to me like it would be a poor substitute and would make me come across as a shallow horndog, when that’s really not me.
Have you ever been on a normal first/second date where sex is on the cards, but you abstain because you don’t want it to just be about the physical? |
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"Has she replied to your messages?
Sadly not. But I respect her decision not to and have not sent multiple messages.
I live on my own miles from where I grew up, so have no mates around I can chat with. I suppose this was just an attempt to unburden myself of these feelings.
Ah no need for justifying the sharing urge. Just curious whether it evolved at all since you mentioned exchanging pics isn't enough etc.
Is it the fact she is "unattainable" which adds to the desire?
Good question! The ‘no swapsies’ thing wasn’t discussed. Just felt to me like it would be a poor substitute and would make me come across as a shallow horndog, when that’s really not me.
Have you ever been on a normal first/second date where sex is on the cards, but you abstain because you don’t want it to just be about the physical? "
Yes. When someone respects you, sees you as a long term investment..they don't need to consume that desire straight away. |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
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Good question! The ‘no swapsies’ thing wasn’t discussed. Just felt to me like it would be a poor substitute and would make me come across as a shallow horndog, when that’s really not me.
Have you ever been on a normal first/second date where sex is on the cards, but you abstain because you don’t want it to just be about the physical? "
This is the most gentlemanly thing I've read on the forums today |
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"Has she replied to your messages?
Sadly not. But I respect her decision not to and have not sent multiple messages.
I live on my own miles from where I grew up, so have no mates around I can chat with. I suppose this was just an attempt to unburden myself of these feelings.
Ah no need for justifying the sharing urge. Just curious whether it evolved at all since you mentioned exchanging pics isn't enough etc.
Is it the fact she is "unattainable" which adds to the desire?
Good question! The ‘no swapsies’ thing wasn’t discussed. Just felt to me like it would be a poor substitute and would make me come across as a shallow horndog, when that’s really not me.
Have you ever been on a normal first/second date where sex is on the cards, but you abstain because you don’t want it to just be about the physical? "
I’ve just been having a conversation about this, and no, pretty much every first date I’ve been on I’ve ended up having sex with them. It’s not conducive to finding “the one” |
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"Has she replied to your messages?
Sadly not. But I respect her decision not to and have not sent multiple messages.
I live on my own miles from where I grew up, so have no mates around I can chat with. I suppose this was just an attempt to unburden myself of these feelings.
Ah no need for justifying the sharing urge. Just curious whether it evolved at all since you mentioned exchanging pics isn't enough etc.
Is it the fact she is "unattainable" which adds to the desire?
Good question! The ‘no swapsies’ thing wasn’t discussed. Just felt to me like it would be a poor substitute and would make me come across as a shallow horndog, when that’s really not me.
Have you ever been on a normal first/second date where sex is on the cards, but you abstain because you don’t want it to just be about the physical?
I’ve just been having a conversation about this, and no, pretty much every first date I’ve been on I’ve ended up having sex with them. It’s not conducive to finding “the one” "
Good for you!! I have, too, and it can be a wonderful thing - lots if fun if the mood is right, but when i'm with someone from whom I want something authentic and fulfilling, I always abstain the first couple of dates. Not that it isn't hard to do!! |
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"Does anyone else find this a little off putting?
He said shes also on the forums, so she could be reading this.
He said he messaged her, no mention of a reply so the reasonable assumption is she isnt interested then.
So why all gather round gawking and prodding when she would probably feel quite uncomfortable about it?
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Have a day off, BM, for gods sake.
Try posting something positive for once
(Let me guess, you are entitled to your opinion!!). |
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"Has she replied to your messages?
Sadly not. But I respect her decision not to and have not sent multiple messages.
I live on my own miles from where I grew up, so have no mates around I can chat with. I suppose this was just an attempt to unburden myself of these feelings.
Ah no need for justifying the sharing urge. Just curious whether it evolved at all since you mentioned exchanging pics isn't enough etc.
Is it the fact she is "unattainable" which adds to the desire?
Good question! The ‘no swapsies’ thing wasn’t discussed. Just felt to me like it would be a poor substitute and would make me come across as a shallow horndog, when that’s really not me.
Have you ever been on a normal first/second date where sex is on the cards, but you abstain because you don’t want it to just be about the physical?
I’ve just been having a conversation about this, and no, pretty much every first date I’ve been on I’ve ended up having sex with them. It’s not conducive to finding “the one”
Good for you!! I have, too, and it can be a wonderful thing - lots if fun if the mood is right, but when i'm with someone from whom I want something authentic and fulfilling, I always abstain the first couple of dates. Not that it isn't hard to do!!"
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Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread  |
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread "
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection |
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"Lovely thread op!!!
Shut the fuck up!!!
No one is allowed to read this or respond! Christ, I’m mortified, it’s about two years old and I was, well, we all know what I was
You romantic sensitive bstard!!!
Did you cop off?? "
Shut up!!!
No i did not. Not that that was my intention. I was just venting.
What a soppy prick.
NOW: Everyone either post loads of comments to get to 175 or please ignore me and pretend I never existed |
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection "
It really never is the harmless non-anxiety inducing 'what did you have for dinner' threads that get bumped is it?
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Lovely thread op!!!
Shut the fuck up!!!
No one is allowed to read this or respond! Christ, I’m mortified, it’s about two years old and I was, well, we all know what I was
You romantic sensitive bstard!!!
Did you cop off??
Shut up!!!
No i did not. Not that that was my intention. I was just venting.
What a soppy prick.
NOW: Everyone either post loads of comments to get to 175 or please ignore me and pretend I never existed "
You exist, Felix!
We have proof here in this beautiful thread!
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection
It really never is the harmless non-anxiety inducing 'what did you have for dinner' threads that get bumped is it?
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I know right?! It couldn’t have been a boring one I don’t care about. Sigh… |
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"Lovely thread op!!!
Shut the fuck up!!!
No one is allowed to read this or respond! Christ, I’m mortified, it’s about two years old and I was, well, we all know what I was
You romantic sensitive bstard!!!
Did you cop off??
Shut up!!!
No i did not. Not that that was my intention. I was just venting.
What a soppy prick.
NOW: Everyone either post loads of comments to get to 175 or please ignore me and pretend I never existed
You exist, Felix!
We have proof here in this beautiful thread!
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No no no no no! I’m not here and I never was.
I mean, it was like that when I got here.
I mean, oh ffs. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection
It really never is the harmless non-anxiety inducing 'what did you have for dinner' threads that get bumped is it?
I know right?! It couldn’t have been a boring one I don’t care about. Sigh…"
Oh Felix this is a lovely thread, thank you for bringing it back for everyone to enjoy! |
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection
It really never is the harmless non-anxiety inducing 'what did you have for dinner' threads that get bumped is it?
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection
It really never is the harmless non-anxiety inducing 'what did you have for dinner' threads that get bumped is it?
I know right?! It couldn’t have been a boring one I don’t care about. Sigh…"
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection
It really never is the harmless non-anxiety inducing 'what did you have for dinner' threads that get bumped is it?
We’ve all done it Felix… don’t sweat it "
Who have we all done?….. |
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"Oh shit!!! Now this is a real “Oh FFS”
I was looking for an old thread of mine (not this one), dropped my phone and when I picked it up I replied and quoted myself!!
Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.
Mods….. Admin….. please help me and remove this ghastly thread
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a thread resurrection
It really never is the harmless non-anxiety inducing 'what did you have for dinner' threads that get bumped is it?
We’ve all done it Felix… don’t sweat it
Who have we all done?….. "
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"Lovely thread op!!!
Shut the fuck up!!!
No one is allowed to read this or respond! Christ, I’m mortified, it’s about two years old and I was, well, we all know what I was
You romantic sensitive bstard!!!
Did you cop off??
Shut up!!!
No i did not. Not that that was my intention. I was just venting.
What a soppy prick.
NOW: Everyone either post loads of comments to get to 175 or please ignore me and pretend I never existed
You exist, Felix!
We have proof here in this beautiful thread!
No no no no no! I’m not here and I never was.
I mean, it was like that when I got here.
I mean, oh ffs."
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I know but it’s *because* it’s so old. It’s like an old diary found in a house renovation. And you want to know how their story continued.
It’s very romantic.
Which is odd. Because I’m not romantic.  |
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