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New Year’s Eve will you be having sex tonight thread
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"What are your chances?"
Theoretically pretty good.
The main stumbling block being we both have horrendous colds at the mo so any bodily contact between mouths and other parts is likely to result in the sharing of bodily fluids other than those usually associated with sex.
Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.
I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........ 
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"What are your chances?
Theoretically pretty good.
The main stumbling block being we both have horrendous colds at the mo so any bodily contact between mouths and other parts is likely to result in the sharing of bodily fluids other than those usually associated with sex.
Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.
I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........
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Ah, but when she coughs .  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"What are your chances?
Theoretically pretty good.
The main stumbling block being we both have horrendous colds at the mo so any bodily contact between mouths and other parts is likely to result in the sharing of bodily fluids other than those usually associated with sex.
Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.
I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........
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Ah, but when she coughs . "
She'll just push back.
Winner.....!!!  
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"What are your chances?
Theoretically pretty good.
The main stumbling block being we both have horrendous colds at the mo so any bodily contact between mouths and other parts is likely to result in the sharing of bodily fluids other than those usually associated with sex.
Plus we're coughing a fair bit which really isn't sexy.
I suppose doggy would be an option as then if I sneezed there'd only be snot up Fox's back rather than anywhere else........
A
Ah, but when she coughs .
She'll just push back.
Winner.....!!!
A"
There you go, see the positives  |
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I don't intend on slipping in the shower and penetrating myself with a bottle of dove, so I'd say nil
I'm full of snot, my throat hurts and it's making my ears feel like I've got cockroaches scurrying around in them they itch so much.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not tonight. Out with family and friends to see new year in at a vanilla party. And all back to ours to crash out. Only spooning will be the dogs with whoever draws short straw for sleeping bag in living room. I know one thing thow. Wont be me. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had some very sexual plans for this evening to see the year off but unfortunately a bad case of the decorators popping in early has seen those and any more personal plans into touch as well.
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We have plans to go to Pandoras so I’d say unless it’s turned into a bingo club since we last went then the chances are high
Although now I want to shout ‘6 and 9…69’ as soon as I walk into the club which might diminish my chances somewhat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0% chance unless someone wants to tickle my tampon with their willy."
I wouldnt say that on here, you will be inundated with offers now. Nothing stops some people.  |
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By *IG08Man
over a year ago
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Was meant to be having a great night of fun with someone I've known quite a while, and not seen for about 6 weeks
That was until my teenage daughters plans changed and ended up going out tonight a lot, lot later than she originally said, meaning my fun evening will now consist of me getting an early, frustrated, night  |
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"Never say never. I will keep my bedroom window open and throw a plait of golden hair out and sit and twang on my harp and hope for the best. "
Or leave your front door open and I'll come round and fuck you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never say never. I will keep my bedroom window open and throw a plait of golden hair out and sit and twang on my harp and hope for the best.
Or leave your front door open and I'll come round and fuck you "
Perfect thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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0. And to be honest I don't think I could even get the horn for the hottest woman on the planet, by the way I'm feeling with flu/cold or whatever the fack it is. |
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