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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
Did it fit in one bay or did it go over the lines?
What if your in the height of passion and he's just about to bust a nut and you hear the guy parked next banging his car door on the side of your Motorbreeze 2000, trying to get in his small family saloon. It would ruin it for me.
I bet this wasn't Waitrose was it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm terrible at flirting so I wouldn't no if anyone was chatting me up ??"
Look in their basket. If they've got condoms and gaffer tape your luck is in. |
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"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions  "
Were you in Homebargains again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Supermarket chat ups should at least be appropriate to the supermarket you’re in.
In Waitrose? Hello dahlink my cum is organic. Would you like a sample?
Aldi? Hey FAF?
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?
Did it fit in one bay or did it go over the lines?
What if your in the height of passion and he's just about to bust a nut and you hear the guy parked next banging his car door on the side of your Motorbreeze 2000, trying to get in his small family saloon. It would ruin it for me.
I bet this wasn't Waitrose was it?"
This has Aldi *shudders* written all over it. |
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?
Did it fit in one bay or did it go over the lines?
What if your in the height of passion and he's just about to bust a nut and you hear the guy parked next banging his car door on the side of your Motorbreeze 2000, trying to get in his small family saloon. It would ruin it for me.
I bet this wasn't Waitrose was it?
This has Aldi *shudders* written all over it."
Ahhh makes more sense now. |
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
It must have been an everyday essential ... Did he have a yellow reduced sticker on his arse |
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I have chatted up and got number and became friends .. met few times .. she like to hang out for chats and coffee and loyal to her husband so let it there as friends
Another one bumped her few times .. she said is that your style to chat women in the supermarket.. yeah only beautiful ones ..
Should have mentioned about campervan ?? |
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
When the van's a rockin...someones picked up a bargain
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
No but I was banned from Iceland following a d*unken misadventure over the dessert fridge with a girlfriend back in the university days. |
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
So you put a pound in the slot then went in, and when you left, your slot got pounded.
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"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions
Were you in Homebargains again "
Blummin sainsburys |
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By *kafy1Man
over a year ago
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Used to do nightshift at Sainsbury's
The amount of shagging was unreal
Almost every woman on shift was married.
We used to go for a bit o privacy.
Managers office was a fave.
Next door in Homebase it wasn't unusual to see guys getting sucked off by one or other of the ladies at 3am.
HNY to all
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?
No but I was banned from Iceland following a d*unken misadventure over the dessert fridge with a girlfriend back in the university days."
Cue old joke about shagging your wife when she bends forward to get something out of the freezer! |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?"
Had a meet in a supermarket carpark once... not quite the same but, close enough |
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"God i had a really awkward checkout convo with the till assistant commenting on my body and asking very personal questions "
Yeah, they sacked me after that. Something about being too familiar with the customers.....  |
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"I only go to very posh supermarkets...
So, motorhomes there rather than camper vans?
Winnebagos mainly …. With Chauffeurs "
More years ago than I care to remember, the back of 'Private Eye' regularly carried a classified ad for 'Dormobiles with working drivers'. Always had me wondering... |
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"I only go to very posh supermarkets...
So, motorhomes there rather than camper vans?
Winnebagos mainly …. With Chauffeurs
More years ago than I care to remember, the back of 'Private Eye' regularly carried a classified ad for 'Dormobiles with working drivers'. Always had me wondering... "
Definitely code!!  |
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"Any one else been chatted up in a supermarket and gone for a quicker in the guy’s camper van parked in the car park ?
No but I was banned from Iceland following a d*unken misadventure over the dessert fridge with a girlfriend back in the university days.
Cue old joke about shagging your wife when she bends forward to get something out of the freezer!"
Said joke was the motivator for the bad conduct in question. |
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