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over a year ago
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I have a confession. I went on a date once, a nice walk along the riverbank in Durham. Then I suggested popping into Starbucks to grab some takeaway coffees.
I only suggested this because I'd forgotten her name and wanted her to tell it to the barista so he could write it on her cup  |
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"I have a confession. I went on a date once, a nice walk along the riverbank in Durham. Then I suggested popping into Starbucks to grab some takeaway coffees.
I only suggested this because I'd forgotten her name and wanted her to tell it to the barista so he could write it on her cup "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sent some little poems here and there. Hope recipients felt good and cheery about those. No seriousness intended.
Enjoy rest of your evening Nora and all.
Tones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know "
*raises hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone read theirs and thought wtf, probably from me 
If you wrote any to me all they did was get my blaster ready "
I know how to make you rock solid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know
*raises hand "
Oooft! In that case, keep me down there as long as you want  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone read theirs and thought wtf, probably from me
If you wrote any to me all they did was get my blaster ready
I know how to make you rock solid."
Whoaaaa we're halfway thereeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know
*raises hand
Oooft! In that case, keep me down there as long as you want "
Deal |
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"Right I’ve got the vibe of the thread now. Who will confess to sending me a message?
Inbox is open if you don’t want to go public "
Haha sorry I didn’t explain it very well 
It’s not like me to not think before I speak/post |
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"Right I’ve got the vibe of the thread now. Who will confess to sending me a message?
Inbox is open if you don’t want to go public
Haha sorry I didn’t explain it very well
It’s not like me to not think before I speak/post "
Don’t worry, everyone else seems to get it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dancing stars into the sea, and pilgrimage to the Shivs, were both me. oh, and the limerick to Nora..."
I thought it might have been you with the way it was worded, thank you again  |
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"Dancing stars into the sea, and pilgrimage to the Shivs, were both me. oh, and the limerick to Nora...
I thought it might have been you with the way it was worded, thank you again "
Ach. So predictable!
No need to thank me: it's all true, and you guys just have the very best Hogmanay.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dancing stars into the sea, and pilgrimage to the Shivs, were both me. oh, and the limerick to Nora...
I thought it might have been you with the way it was worded, thank you again
Ach. So predictable!
No need to thank me: it's all true, and you guys just have the very best Hogmanay. "
You have a lovely way with words! And you too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you for you huge efforts Nora, love these threads and if anyone wants to confess their messages (in particular the one about wrapping their thighs around my neck) feel free to let me know "
I sent the one about the fix, as you already guessed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can people not private message me with sexual confessions please.. that isn't the game
Hahahaha. I’ve just come back on and I’ve got some well weird confessions from randomers . I’m cracking up! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message
Is it a song?
sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango "
That's a fucking niche reference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message
Is it a song?
sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango "
A reference everyone would surely get  |
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"Can people not private message me with sexual confessions please.. that isn't the game
Hahahaha. I’ve just come back on and I’ve got some well weird confessions from randomers . I’m cracking up!
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I was glancing at messages thinking why are people telling me this stuff! What’s going on! Then I remembered this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message
Is it a song?
sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango "
Ahahaha I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still trying to figure out the du du du message
Is it a song?
sorry for the confusion. It's an entrance theme song for wrestler Fandango
That's a fucking niche reference "
I'm a niche f*kr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only sent 2.
But I'll confess once I'm on your cock.
Ere! I just saw a thread about bearded and tatts. Right up your alley!"
Well I'm off to that then!!
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora
I’m so not! Could do with one though.
And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone "
People of fab are easily confused. |
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"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora
I’m so not! Could do with one though.
And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone
People of fab are easily confused. "
True. Especially that one |
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"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora
I’m so not! Could do with one though.
And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone
People of fab are easily confused.
True. Especially that one "
I blame you |
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"Another one, I'm in and we know you're having a lady wank Nora
I’m so not! Could do with one though.
And this isn’t a secret service. I think I’ve just confused everyone
People of fab are easily confused.
True. Especially that one
I blame you "
It’s cool. Most people do |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter "
Not even a chicken and special mayo one? |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one? "
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank  |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank "
It's a talent |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank "
Yeah right, it would take more than that to put you off. I hardly had time to put my umbrella up last time  |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
Yeah right, it would take more than that to put you off. I hardly had time to put my umbrella up last time "
Umbrella |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent "
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out! |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
Yeah right, it would take more than that to put you off. I hardly had time to put my umbrella up last time
Umbrella "
It was like Niagra Falls once you got going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out 
No one fancies me
It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it
I was in the second one
I bet you said out though rather than in!"
Maybe I should have but I didn't |
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"Out
No one fancies me
It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it
I was in the second one
I bet you said out though rather than in!
Maybe I should have but I didn't "
It’s because the people who fancy you are too cool to play my silly game |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out
No one fancies me
It’s not a secret service though wonko. You missed it
I was in the second one
I bet you said out though rather than in!
Maybe I should have but I didn't
It’s because the people who fancy you are too cool to play my silly game "
I very much doubt that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience... "
Let me hold it for you for a bit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience...
Let me hold it for you for a bit?
Warm hands? If so, you're on  "
I've pre-warmed them down my pants especially for you |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out! "
Nobody has ever said that to me before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before "
I'm certainly not saying it |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before "
Ha I’m only messing. I like your willy |
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"I'll confess I'm annoyed to have missed all the previous threads. These confessions of mine are weighing heavy on my conscience...
Let me hold it for you for a bit?
Warm hands? If so, you're on
I've pre-warmed them down my pants especially for you "
Then feel free to grab hold... |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
I'm certainly not saying it "
So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
I'm certainly not saying it
So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life "
Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life? |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
Ha I’m only messing. I like your willy "
You've hurt his feelings now though |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
Ha I’m only messing. I like your willy
You've hurt his feelings now though "
I kiss him better |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
I'm certainly not saying it
So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life
Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life? "
I doubt it if it's me being restrained |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
I'm certainly not saying it
So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life
Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life?
I doubt it if it's me being restrained "
. Fucks sake! |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
I'm certainly not saying it
So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life "
You gonna be some hot slutty princess for me? That would be pretty sweet |
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
I'm certainly not saying it
So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life
Will you be up for a little light restraining in your next life?
I doubt it if it's me being restrained
. Fucks sake! "
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"Can I confess to not washing my hand after my wank?
I'm hoping it will make it baby soft so I'll have a nice contrast between the two
Ewww don’t ever offer me a sandwich ya rotter
Not even a chicken and special mayo one?
Now you’ve put me off my ladywank
It's a talent
Haha. You need to stop getting your willy out!
Nobody has ever said that to me before
I'm certainly not saying it
So sweet to me Brucey, just you wait till I come back in my next life
You gonna be some hot slutty princess for me? That would be pretty sweet "
Yes, ultra slutty |
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