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Not sure there’s many left who remembers this but we’ll be it a go!
Have you got something you're dying to say?
Too shy to mail your crush?
Just wanna pay someone a compliment?
Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?
Send me your message and I'll post it here
I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This will undoubtedly turn into the F&B version.
And I'm in for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. |
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So so in. I love these threads. Thank you, Nora! |
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Great to see you back Nora. I'm in. |
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"This will undoubtedly turn into the F&B version.
And I'm in for it."
His are probably more fun. Haha. I don’t make any up though on this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and i swear I won’t take over  |
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Can you tell TheMightySpud I was going to check out his profile but he reminds me of my dad. My dad was good looking so that's a compliment but it just makes me uncomfortable. Best of luck to him though. |
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In please. I’m here on strict perving business. Nothing more nothing less  |
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"In and i swear I won’t take over "
Oh god help me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This will undoubtedly turn into the F&B version.
And I'm in for it.
His are probably more fun. Haha. I don’t make any up though on this one. "
In that case. I’m in  |
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Can you tell just Pete that I’d love to wank yogurt canon with my friend John. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh yeah, in. |
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Can you tell Looking4Funz that I am looking for fun too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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Tell magneto that the Nan of my Nan wants yo ride his face while holding on his curly hair |
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Can you tell lemonbuttercream to keep the glasses and messy bun so that I can hire her as my personal secretary? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In like flynn  |
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Can you tell JustAnotherElf I’d love her to peg me with her strap on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit  |
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"In like flynn "
Oh god. You and F&B . This should be fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
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Could you tell Just Pete he makes me smile?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
Tones |
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Please tell justAnotherElf if love to play with her squidgy bits through fishnets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No messages but just to say good to see you doing this thread again, OP. The original and the best  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hello. In please |
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Tell Nora that her ass has been made for worshiping . Use me face like the way you used those Turkish toilets on holiday
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In until my pudding arrives |
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"No messages but just to say good to see you doing this thread again, OP. The original and the best "
Haha. Stick that in your pipe F&B! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please tell lemon that I'd love her to play with my little limes and we can make a cocktail together |
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Hey. Can you tell redfordanger that I don't know if its her smile or her cleavage that is more captivating
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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Please tell mixed devil I want him to tickle my ear lobes with his penis whilst singing queen  |
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Please tell f&b he can use me like one of his citrus fruits.
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Magneto I want your spunk to stick to my chin like you stick to the fridge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell Just Pete he makes me smile?
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Yay Nora is back nora is back whoa whoa
In |
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"Magneto I want your spunk to stick to my chin like you stick to the fridge."
Lmao of that one
N x |
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Could you tell RedforDanger I want to dance the stars into the sea with her.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please can you tell John Kanaka that he should cycle his nude tush over here sometime! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell Looking4Funz that I am looking for fun too"
thank you. I’d like that |
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If I could have just one fabulous cake:
Lemony-Buttery-Creamy splendid make
Would be the finest, One can dream of ever...
With unicorn dildo candles to complete the endeavour!
For beautiful LBC |
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Piscean Dream I want you to be as cosy in my pussy as an old lady in a cardigan. |
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Please…..
There is this sexy girl that I’ve seen.
Out of ten I’d give her a 19.
We’ve fucked for hours & even shared showers
In my dream with lemonbuttercream |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
sandy |
Ahhh what the heck, I'm in |
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Oh go on then I'm in, never know someone might have something to tell me |
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Can you tell the usual forum suspects that I really like how creative everyone's pictures are
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"Piscean Dream I want you to be as cosy in my pussy as an old lady in a cardigan."
Do you have a big pussy or just my penis  |
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Leo Blooms
I find him in many rooms
Wanking politely singing show tunes
There's only one thing he wants me to do
Sit on his chest and have a great poo |
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Justanothergirl, I’ve realised why my cock won’t stay in my pants today. It wants to be inside you.
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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago
land of make believe |
"Leo Blooms
I find him in many rooms
Wanking politely singing show tunes
There's only one thing he wants me to do
Sit on his chest and have a great poo "
The heart gave it away |
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Mind passing a message on to _rs322 that her pics are amazing. And I'd be happy to help if she needs a hand being untied from those Christmas lights (or tied up more) |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Oh I’m in Nora
Will make this train journey less tedious |
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Can you tell F&B that I've made a collage of Francois Mitterrand out of pictures of his penis but, in reality, it looks more like Georges Pompidou. |
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Roses are boring
Violets are last year
Leo Blooms stuck in my vase
Would cause a happy tear |
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"Can you tell TheMightySpud I was going to check out his profile but he reminds me of my dad. My dad was good looking so that's a compliment but it just makes me uncomfortable. Best of luck to him though."
Ahhhh, so close!! |
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There once was a hottie called Nora
Who described herself as an explorer.
When she went to Svalbard
Her nipples grew so hard,
That the tourists ignored the Aurora. |
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Could you let Elephantis know his luxurious literate use of lexicon makes me go light-headed
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"Magneto I want your spunk to stick to my chin like you stick to the fridge.
Lmao of that one
N x"
Whoa. I don't know whether to be offended. It was Christmas!! |
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MrSprout one of the best guys on here.
Classic, hot guy with a good heart. Makes FAB a welcoming place |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
"Please can you tell John Kanaka that he should cycle his nude tush over here sometime!"
If this is F&B, not after the last time! |
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Can you tell Maggy I missed him when he was gone |
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"Tell magneto that the Nan of my Nan wants yo ride his face while holding on his curly hair"
I've got my defibrillator ready l, let's go. |
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Piscean Dream can cream on my face if he says the magic word |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I could have just one fabulous cake:
Lemony-Buttery-Creamy splendid make
Would be the finest, One can dream of ever...
With unicorn dildo candles to complete the endeavour!
For beautiful LBC "
I am in love with the way you talk stranger.
"Please…..
There is this sexy girl that I’ve seen.
Out of ten I’d give her a 19.
We’ve fucked for hours & even shared showers
In my dream with lemonbuttercream
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Such beautiful words.
I am having a wank now. |
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Haven’t seen it for a while, thank you Nora
In! |
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Can you please tell catch22 I'd like to inspect those tattoos and piercings in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell lemonbuttercream to keep the glasses and messy bun so that I can hire her as my personal secretary?"
I can't see without my glasses so I will keep them just for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Justanothergirl, I’ve realised why my cock won’t stay in my pants today. It wants to be inside you.
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I thought this was me for a second. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell JustAnotherElf I’d love her to peg me with her strap on"
Done. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
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"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in. "
Haha you and me both! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey. Can you tell redfordanger that I don't know if its her smile or her cleavage that is more captivating
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Oh thanks mystery messager |
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"Please tell mixed devil I want him to tickle my ear lobes with his penis whilst singing queen "
Easy peasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in. "
I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works? |
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Can you tell givingbiatry he puts me in the mood for a holiday with his display picture. I am going to go to the travel agents tomorrow and book somewhere with the money I have in my bank account. I have £789 so it will get me a nice holiday. |
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By *rs322Woman
over a year ago
sandy |
" Mind passing a message on to _rs322 that her pics are amazing. And I'd be happy to help if she needs a hand being untied from those Christmas lights (or tied up more) "
Thank you, I'd gladly take the help of either. Depending on what anatomy your packing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.
I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works? "
Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please tell catch22 I'd like to inspect those tattoos and piercings in person "
Ooof, one or two are quite detailed so will take a bit of time  |
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By *MCMan
over a year ago
London/EA |
Good evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m out
Time fry up |
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Please tell RedforDanger that I’d like her to set my sword on fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little late, but I'm in  |
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"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.
I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works?
Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know. "
You ok hun?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you tell RedforDanger I want to dance the stars into the sea with her. "
this x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.
I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works?
Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know.
You ok hun?
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I’ll ask.
Yes he is. |
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"I'm probably the furniture of the forum now so yeah, I remember this and I'm in in.
I ended up staying in in. So technically I’m in in in on this thread. Is that how this works?
Util I’m out. Which then could be in in out. It’s getting silly I know.
You ok hun?
I’ll ask.
Yes he is. "
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Can you please put in the forum post I think Nora the explorer has gorgeous sexy legs and bum. Keep your promise though and don't let her know it was me who said it lol. |
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"Can you please put in the forum post I think Nora the explorer has gorgeous sexy legs and bum. Keep your promise though and don't let her know it was me who said it lol."
Aw thanks mystery person x |
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No more for me ! I meant to say that in the post. Thanks though
N x |
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Can you tell AMC he looks like he goes to the gym and I wish I could be as dedicated as he is |
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There once was a guy who was wondering...
Please tell him I've figured it out...
He'll soon find a purpose...
When next she has her purse...
Filled with toys that get her well licked out...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you mind if I sit here quietly and just read the messages, |
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Cookie crumbs aren't enough
Cookie licks just won't do
Monster cookie wants to get stuffed
And have mouth full of Biscuit taking you!
For Cookie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In obviously |
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"Could you let Elephantis know his luxurious literate use of lexicon makes me go light-headed
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YOU'RE light-hearted? Reading that, my whole body is currently in orbit around Pluto.
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Good evening. Could you please tell fandangoflutters777 that I want her on my face. Repeatedly. Thank you and Happy New Year |
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Can you please tell Lemonbuttercrem that she's just a gorgeous person inside and out. Funny, flirty and just raises the spirits of everyone with her forum contributions. Truly one of the good ones |
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YuleHardly I'm ready for that big bulging willy
2023 is the year you fuck me silly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening. Could you please tell fandangoflutters777 that I want her on my face. Repeatedly. Thank you and Happy New Year"
oh my
This year or next?
Time's awasting.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YuleHardly I'm ready for that big bulging willy
2023 is the year you fuck me silly "
Hell yeah! I knew it would be a good year |
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Can you tell redfordanger that I know we have our ups and downs, but I am always down to clowns |
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Message to all women,
I have sowrn celibacy for 2023, please contact me immediately to register your last chance for having sex with me. XoXo |
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Can you tell Brucey Bonus that I absolutely love his threads but he needs to start more about real things like fishmongers and fewer ones about piffle and wiff waff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2 ) |
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"A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2 )"
Haha thread 2. I’ll see. This plays havoc with me carpal tunnel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This plays havoc with me carpal tunnel! "
^Euphemism. |
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Can you please ask PetitePromises if she like rollercoasters? Because I'll hopefully have her going up and down for an amazing ride |
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"This plays havoc with me carpal tunnel!
^Euphemism."
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Can you tel YuleHardly I'm having my fix, and thank him from the bottom of my heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2 )
Haha thread 2. I’ll see. This plays havoc with me carnal tunnel! "
ftfy. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie crumbs aren't enough
Cookie licks just won't do
Monster cookie wants to get stuffed
And have mouth full of Biscuit taking you!
For Cookie "
Oh I love a bit of poetry
Mystery poet please make yourself known |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tell Brucey Bonus that I absolutely love his threads but he needs to start more about real things like fishmongers and fewer ones about piffle and wiff waff."
N'awwww
And no |
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Please can you tell bruceybonus thankyou for confirming I am indeed your favourite and yes I will bounce on your cock all night baby!!! |
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"A little late, but in for the close. (and thread 2 )
Haha thread 2. I’ll see. This plays havoc with me carnal tunnel! ftfy. "
Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you tel YuleHardly I'm having my fix, and thank him from the bottom of my heart "
Awww thank you, glad I can assist |
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Fool me once.. no, fool me twice
Foolhardly- that will not suffice ^^
Full to brim with a big grin
Hard and screaming what a fool I've been. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please ask PetitePromises if she like rollercoasters? Because I'll hopefully have her going up and down for an amazing ride "
I wouldn't know, too small to ride. |
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Tell Bruce that I've finally managed to scrape his goats cheese off my teeth so I'm ready to be his farm animal once again. |
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To Maturevixen, hope you didn't think you were just going read the messages and not get one of your own. You look absolutely stunning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fool me once.. no, fool me twice
Foolhardly- that will not suffice ^^
Full to brim with a big grin
Hard and screaming what a fool I've been. "
I got my own poem! Thank you so much you creative genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please can you tell bruceybonus thankyou for confirming I am indeed your favourite and yes I will bounce on your cock all night baby!!!"
Well I better go get my scented candles! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell Bruce that I've finally managed to scrape his goats cheese off my teeth so I'm ready to be his farm animal once again."
I'm confused...you're my favourite so who did I just reply too... |
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Please tell mature vixen she has the most beautiful breasticles |
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To the people who were worried about someone with big arms a penis and an anus who publicly melted down a few weeks back like a complete and utter moron i say thankyou for you concern im sorry if i scared any of you i was never in any danger just a bit upset by nothing is all im feeling much better than i was barring the shamed feeling im very sorry to anyone i may have upset
And to my mate f&b you is wicked dude may your anus be filled with many watermelons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To the people who were worried about someone with big arms a penis and an anus who publicly melted down a few weeks back like a complete and utter moron i say thankyou for you concern im sorry if i scared any of you i was never in any danger just a bit upset by nothing is all im feeling much better than i was barring the shamed feeling im very sorry to anyone i may have upset
And to my mate f&b you is wicked dude may your anus be filled with many watermelons"
Awww, I think I know who wrote this. Good to hear, I wondered |
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Dear Redfordanger, from your beaming smile to your gorgeous, fiery red hair, you know how much I fancy you and yet I still somehow think I'm understating it |
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To Tones (Milestones)
You can be the queen of my dance floor any time.
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"MrSprout one of the best guys on here.
Classic, hot guy with a good heart. Makes FAB a welcoming place "
Much appreciated thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please tell Lemonbuttercrem that she's just a gorgeous person inside and out. Funny, flirty and just raises the spirits of everyone with her forum contributions. Truly one of the good ones "
Ah stop.
It's all an act. I'm an absolute cunt in real life. I'll steal your last tenner and your shoes. And then I'll piss all over your toilet seat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My message didn't work somehow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please tell Lemonbuttercrem that she's just a gorgeous person inside and out. Funny, flirty and just raises the spirits of everyone with her forum contributions. Truly one of the good ones
Ah stop.
It's all an act. I'm an absolute cunt in real life. I'll steal your last tenner and your shoes. And then I'll piss all over your toilet seat. "
And then some. |
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"My message didn't work somehow "
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"Piscean Dream can cream on my face if he says the magic word"
Do I have to guess? |
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Can you tell lemon that I don't know if I'd rather fuck her or have a lazy snuggle spoon first (obviously both sometime let's not be daft) but that her boyfriend's a lucky son of a bitch for both on tap! |
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"Leo Blooms
I find him in many rooms
Wanking politely singing show tunes
There's only one thing he wants me to do
Sit on his chest and have a great poo "
I could be mad
I could be bitter
Instead I'll say 'Thanks'
To my mystery shitter. |
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Thanks op. (As it comes to a close)
Always fun and lovely to see you back doing this. X |
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"Thanks op. (As it comes to a close)
Always fun and lovely to see you back doing this. X"
Aw thanks. Haven’t done it for ages! Always a good laugh xx |
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I remember these threads! I'm in |
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"To Maturevixen, hope you didn't think you were just going read the messages and not get one of your own. You look absolutely stunning "
If this is from who is think it is, thank you |
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"To Tones (Milestones)
You can be the queen of my dance floor any time.
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Ah.. |
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Climbed the Fabulous Tower of His Beard
Mounted myself on the top with my thighs of steel
Interlacing our fingers in the lattice shape
La dame de fer is here - there's no escape!
;) For one and only secret service impostor F&B |
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Bloody hell Nora, it's been a while since I've seen one of these |
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Please could you let Mixed Devil know that his hip flexibility is pretty impressive?!! |
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"To the people who were worried about someone with big arms a penis and an anus who publicly melted down a few weeks back like a complete and utter moron i say thankyou for you concern im sorry if i scared any of you i was never in any danger just a bit upset by nothing is all im feeling much better than i was barring the shamed feeling im very sorry to anyone i may have upset
And to my mate f&b you is wicked dude may your anus be filled with many watermelons"
Glad you’re ok, boob squishes from lunar norks |
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tell kinky inked bi i still like her moon shaped shmushing norks |
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