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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

*Disclaimer* - Don't read this if you're eating

I always poop at work, because it's a great feeling to be paid for something that you enjoy doing. The most I've been paid for a single motion is £9.84, but I did once make £42.33 on a day when I had a particularly bad dose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you enjoy pooing. Message just Pete x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you enjoy pooing. Message just Pete x"

It's a pastime that has to be done solo I feel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you enjoy pooing. Message just Pete x

It's a pastime that has to be done solo I feel "

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I only poo at work during overtime. Double time to have a shit. Winning… I sometimes even have a sitty down wee.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS  over a year ago

Bodmin

I always shower at work - saves me money & I'm getting paid for it!

Win win

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you enjoy pooing. Message just Pete x

It's a pastime that has to be done solo I feel

"

See what you’ve done to him ! You meanie solo pooer !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have the same excuse for being spread like a chicken on the photocopier.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings

I use to get my hair cut in works time.

When the boss asked why I said it grows in works time!

He shaped it dose not all grow in works time, I stated I was not getting it all cut off..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have the same excuse for being spread like a chicken on the photocopier."

What an image that conjures up

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If you enjoy pooing. Message just Pete x

It's a pastime that has to be done solo I feel

See what you’ve done to him ! You meanie solo pooer ! "

Quite right, how thoughtless of me. Pete - wanna come shit with me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you enjoy pooing. Message just Pete x

It's a pastime that has to be done solo I feel

See what you’ve done to him ! You meanie solo pooer !

Quite right, how thoughtless of me. Pete - wanna come shit with me? "

The best post of 22 for sure !

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester


"*Disclaimer* - Don't read this if you're eating

I always poop at work, because it's a great feeling to be paid for something that you enjoy doing. The most I've been paid for a single motion is £9.84, but I did once make £42.33 on a day when I had a particularly bad dose "

thankyou for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you enjoy pooing. Message just Pete x

It's a pastime that has to be done solo I feel

See what you’ve done to him ! You meanie solo pooer !

Quite right, how thoughtless of me. Pete - wanna come shit with me? "

I thought you'd never ask

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By *arkandlovelyWoman  over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"I use to get my hair cut in works time.

When the boss asked why I said it grows in works time!

He shaped it dose not all grow in works time, I stated I was not getting it all cut off.."

This is incredible.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I use to get my hair cut in works time.

When the boss asked why I said it grows in works time!

He shaped it dose not all grow in works time, I stated I was not getting it all cut off..

This is incredible."

And absolutely a sackable offence

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I mean, we get "free" tea and coffee provided? That's about the only perk outside the bit where they pay you and let you have holidays. I often buy my own resources and actually, I don't even drink the free tea (because it's Yorkshire tea and it's grim ) I bring my own tea bags and everything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wee get an extra half hour pay at time and a half to clean up or shower after a call out if that counts when we get out the van. All adds up expecially if you drive slowly home. All adds up over the year.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan  over a year ago

Hastings


"Wee get an extra half hour pay at time and a half to clean up or shower after a call out if that counts when we get out the van. All adds up expecially if you drive slowly home. All adds up over the year."

I done one job crossing the Dartford crossing every day back when it through money in the shout but if I got through befor 6am and after 8pm it was then I gained £2 a day on experience £10 a week

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