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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seen as some people in here are wanting to go out, but can't and some people are content staying in having a few, why not share your tipple here at the Fab Lounge Bar.
It's an open Bar, fully stocked. Kitchen is open till 2100 being last order for those still having dinner. Jukebox is unlimited choice and free. Come have a drink, bite to eat and or a flirt.
I'm good for serving drinks and cocktails, but I'm two beers in so may need to help, wages are negotiable dependant on experience  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tia Maria and for the Mrs, usually vodka and something (varies) for the Mr "
I'll do you a vodka with a sugar lime twist  and again, feel free to pick a song  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2100  where do I go after hours around here? 
Let’s start with a pint of Estrella please barman…. "
2100 hours is for food orders, bar is open till late one pint coming up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tia Maria and for the Mrs, usually vodka and something (varies) for the Mr "
Evening both… have you been to this bar before? Does it pick up a little later? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2100 where do I go after hours around here?
Let’s start with a pint of Estrella please barman….
2100 hours is for food orders, bar is open till late one pint coming up "
And one for yourself bud  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2100 where do I go after hours around here?
Let’s start with a pint of Estrella please barman….
2100 hours is for food orders, bar is open till late one pint coming up
Thanks, I'm on the chefs piss tonight (fosters) as big day tomorrow and leart my lesson Christmas eve
And one for yourself bud "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a big glass of house red will do me please? X"
Coming right up, it's an open bar so the bottle is yours, here's another glass so you can share with someone |
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.
What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??
It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.  "
Make that 2 please Barman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.
What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??
It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.
Make that 2 please Barman "
Coming right up, it's getting busy, fancy pulling a few pints and slinging some cocktails? Wages to be discussed/confirmed at later date |
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.
What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??
It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.
Make that 2 please Barman
Coming right up, it's getting busy, fancy pulling a few pints and slinging some cocktails? Wages to be discussed/confirmed at later date "
Absolutely x. I’ll just hop over. I can’t guarantee not to flirt though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh, I like this idea very much! Bottle of Delirium Tremens, please, barkeep.
What? There is actually a beer named after the DTs??
It's Belgian, unsurprisingly, and very strong.
Make that 2 please Barman
Coming right up, it's getting busy, fancy pulling a few pints and slinging some cocktails? Wages to be discussed/confirmed at later date
Absolutely x. I’ll just hop over. I can’t guarantee not to flirt though "
Awesome, and flirt away we can go halfs on the tips and remember to up-sell x |
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Happy to do bar duties later on, but won't be able to start my shift until around 8.30 or so. What a brilliant bar!
Anything the two bar staff want for later, and I'll have a double Corryvreckan, please. |
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"Double Jager and vanilla Coke please barman
Going hard early…how’s that mixture taste buddy? "
Been a firm favourite for a few years now it's a good sipping drink the vanilla gives it a nice edge. |
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"Happy to do bar duties later on, but won't be able to start my shift until around 8.30 or so. What a brilliant bar!
Anything the two bar staff want for later, and I'll have a double Corryvreckan, please."
I may have a double something myself later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.
Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning."
I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. |
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.
Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning.
I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. "
You should come to us. It’s very friendly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.
Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning.
I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours.
You should come to us. It’s very friendly "
Are you next door? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy.....
Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale....
I’ll do one of each for you "
One for each hand
It'll keep me out of trouble, for a few |
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman. "
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then |
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"I was thinking of trying a Whiskey Collins or a Dark & Stormy.....
Or a Whiskey Collins with the soda changed to ginger ale....
I’ll do one of each for you
One for each hand
It'll keep me out of trouble, for a few "
My kinda girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks"
Apologies to the lady waiting, I'd kindly like to refer you to the dry January Post where I commented on how three drinks in and I'm three sheets to the wind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then "
I every whim? You don’t even know my whim! |
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"Opening a bottle of wine as I type this.
Please ignore my d*unk messages later, this is your pre warning.
I’ve opened beer and ordered an Uber eats. Music could get loud very soon. *poor neighbours. "
Not long and my music might get loud too. Glad my neighbours are usually louder than me, they won’t even bother. |
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then
I every whim? You don’t even know my whim! "
Then pull up a stool & tell me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman. "
Well a sexy couple further down are all yours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
Me too "
Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
Me too
Sorry 
I was slicing strawberries into little heart shapes for you "
Awwwww too kind |
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
Me too
Sorry
I was slicing strawberries into little heart shapes for you
Awwwww too kind "
Well - it’s the little things |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman. "
My good sir, we are sorry you feel this way, let me get you a drink post haste, and also accept a voucher for two in future (28 days till expiration) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then
I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!
Then pull up a stool & tell me x"
Will this cost me a drink? |
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then
I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!
Then pull up a stool & tell me x
Will this cost me a drink? "
No - but it may cost you your innocence |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i have a Disarrono on ice, with a few cheesey nibbles please?
Just waiting for someone to fetch some more ice…."
Ooooft, you've taken to the assertive role quite well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then
I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!
Then pull up a stool & tell me x
Will this cost me a drink?
No - but it may cost you your innocence "
That I can afford. |
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then
I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!
Then pull up a stool & tell me x
Will this cost me a drink?
No - but it may cost you your innocence
That I can afford. "
Excellent - you can help me prep FaB’s drink then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
Me too
Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house "
Apologise accepted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
He seems to also ignore the fellas…typical barman.
Lucky I’m here to attend to your every whim then
I every whim? You don’t even know my whim!
Then pull up a stool & tell me x
Will this cost me a drink?
No - but it may cost you your innocence
That I can afford.
Excellent - you can help me prep FaB’s drink then "
He has his own special glass behind the bar doesn’t he?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
Me too
Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house
Apologise accepted "
Feel free to pick a tune from the Juke Box |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber
Would you like me to put a word in for you? "
Either that, or I'll roll my sleeves and have to put my own bar skills on show for any willing patrons |
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"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber
Would you like me to put a word in for you?
Either that, or I'll roll my sleeves and have to put my own bar skills on show for any willing patrons"
Feel free….. I’m due a break. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee
From bar !
From Kitchen
Prawn cocktail to start
Mixed grill
Chips
Ta
How do you like your steak?
Medium Rare please
Coming up my friend xxx"
Thank you Misty |
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"Coffee
From bar !
From Kitchen
Prawn cocktail to start
Mixed grill
Chips
Ta
How do you like your steak?
Medium Rare please
Coming up my friend xxx
Thank you Misty "
You’re welcome. I’ve done you extra onion rings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser
Am I lighting the sambuca?
Of course it’s party time right?
FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows…."
No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Old fashioned please, ideally with a single malt... quietly sip while trying to glimpse an eye of a fellow female fabber
Would you like me to put a word in for you?
Either that, or I'll roll my sleeves and have to put my own bar skills on show for any willing patrons"
Crack on Sir, as long as you can sling some cocktails, flirt and take music requests wages are still to me discussed as this is impromptu event but shall be fair |
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser
Am I lighting the sambuca?
Of course it’s party time right?
FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows….
No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready "
Thank you. Coming up x
Red legs rum ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser
Am I lighting the sambuca?
Of course it’s party time right?
FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows….
No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready
Thank you. Coming up x
Red legs rum ok?"
Yessss genuinely perfect tbf. That’s my fave atm. What’s your drink? My round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee
From bar !
From Kitchen
Prawn cocktail to start
Mixed grill
Chips
Ta
How do you like your steak?
Medium Rare please
Coming up my friend xxx
Thank you Misty
You’re welcome. I’ve done you extra onion rings "
Oh you know me already
Thank you beautiful x x x |
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"Ooohhh lovely I’ll take a double spiced rum and please with a sambuca chaser
Am I lighting the sambuca?
Of course it’s party time right?
FFS. Last time I did this I almost lost eyebrows….
No way!! oops I’ll have the ice at the ready
Thank you. Coming up x
Red legs rum ok?
Yessss genuinely perfect tbf. That’s my fave atm. What’s your drink? My round "
I think I’ll have a Hendricks Luna- my new favourite
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"By the time the barman gets to my drink il have died of thirst
So I've helped myself,cheers folks
Me too
Let me kindly get you a free drink as an apology from the house "
Ahhhh it’s ok misty sorted me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening I'll have a large Pinot grigio please and some pork scratchings x"
Large Pinot Grigio and Pork Scratchings coming up feel free to choose some songs on jukebox |
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"I'll take an old fashioned please barman, and whatever the lovely lady at the bar is having
There’s a lot of lovely ladies at our bar
I’ll do your drink. Anything to eat? "
I've a few ideas of what I could eat |
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"Good evening I'll have a large Pinot grigio please and some pork scratchings x
Large Pinot Grigio and Pork Scratchings coming up feel free to choose some songs on jukebox "
Thank you very much, oh I reckon Joan Jett I love rock n roll |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a bottle of red wine please as your closing at 2100hrs.
Only the food finishes at 21:00….
But I’ll start you off with a bottle of red . Merlot?
Australian red if you have "
Have some lovely reds from Yarra Valley if can interest you in in a taste? |
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