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Playing Santa advice and tips!

By *ENGUY OP Man over a year ago

Hull

I've been "volunteered" to act as Santa for all the kids at our Hotel Xmas Day Lunch tomorrow.

I'm ok with it, it should be a bit of fun too, but as a single chap with no kids of my own, I'd just like some advice on how to answer the awkward questions that kids might ask, like....

You can't get down our chimney, cos we haven't got one!

Parents advice please; Oh keep it clean!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

santa has a magic key that allows him to get in the front door

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By *acciWoman over a year ago

leeds

Santa has a magic key to all little boys n girls houses so he doesnt need a chimney

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Does he have to consume magic mushrooms to obtain the magic key

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You could go with the magic stopwatch or super-speed for how you do it all in one 24 hour night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I have to tell.you lot everything,.pffft. Time stops for santa xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wathc the Santa Clause it tells you every thing you need to know about Santa

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"watch the Santa Clause it tells you every thing you need to know about Santa"

Totally agree with you!

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You could always go with the opt-out 'well what did your Mum tell you?'...

Im sure most parents would step in with the 'correct' answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

3 basic rules of Santa:-

1.Everything is made by elves.

2.Everything else is done by magic that only happens on Christmas eve when children are asleep.

3.Memorise the names of all the reindeer, and Rudolph only flies when the weather is bad.

Good luck, and ho ho ho.

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