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I bet she shags like a rabbit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How often do you look at a profile and go ‘phwoooaaarrrr, I bet she goes like the clappers’?
Note: the title can be changed to ‘he’ or any other binary that floats your boat.
Love and Peace "
Oh dear these kinds of threads usually get me in trouble |
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"How often do you look at a profile and go ‘phwoooaaarrrr, I bet she goes like the clappers’?
Note: the title can be changed to ‘he’ or any other binary that floats your boat.
Love and Peace
Oh dear these kinds of threads usually get me in trouble "
Contain yourself brother |
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"I’d like to do it like the pigeons with quite a few.
The mr
And have baby pigeons? I’ve never seen a baby pigeon
They’re cute and fluffy you’d like them.
The mr "
Baby pigeons are nekkid and ugly |
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"Theresa May is one lady who has not provoked such a thought!
I’ve never thought about a Tory MP that way "
Oh you should - top tory totty there! Or how about the Labour or Liberal ones! They can be quite hot sometimes! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’d like to do it like the pigeons with quite a few.
The mr
And have baby pigeons? I’ve never seen a baby pigeon "
You have, but it's grown proper feathers and doesn't look like a duckling by the time it leaves the nest.
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over a year ago
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"There's a few make me wonder about the Clap more than the clappers
But you would though? "
Just checking the profiles can make me want to take a shower... so that'd be a hell no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rarely.
I’m more into the ones that look like they could fill a gorilla bucket with sweat just getting up the stairs."
I had to read this twice...then laughed a lot! |
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"There's a few make me wonder about the Clap more than the clappers
But you would though?
Just checking the profiles can make me want to take a shower... so that'd be a hell no "
Bug that’s not a definite ‘No’ |
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"Not me. My sex life is that of a sloth right now! "
Taken from google…
Two-fingered sloths don’t vocalize; instead, they secrete pheromones from their genital glands, which they rub all over trees and branches for potential mates to follow.
Some researchers observe that females will come down to go to the toilet every day while in heat. It is thought that this is to do with pheromone secretion and her feces will advertise her status to males in the area.
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"Not me. My sex life is that of a sloth right now! "
'Female sloths are promiscuous and will mate with many males while on heat.'
https://slothconservation.org/slothopedia/7-reproduction-and-lifespan/ |
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