Size only matters regards DRINK I have it on good authority of the ladies of the lounge that it is the gent attached to the penis that matters not the size of said penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well is it a large port or a single malt

Large or small you decide but definitely accompanied by a strong cheese

No cheese. It will play havoc with his sinusitis...

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By *rtyIan OP Man over a year ago

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"Port x"

If i open it then its like pringles once I pop I can't stop, a fellow forumee will vouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Def single malt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently a peanut butter imperial hefewiezen. Its hard to go to a port or a malt.

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By *rtyIan OP Man over a year ago

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"Currently a peanut butter imperial hefewiezen. Its hard to go to a port or a malt.

The peanut would not only hinder the sinusitis but cause anaphylaxis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rtyIan OP Man over a year ago

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Single malt it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve never tried them but you have whatever tickles your fancy

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