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Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.
What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos 
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"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.
What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos
Love and Peace "
This is going to be your new ID card, medical history and identification in one swoop  |
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over a year ago
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"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.
What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos
Love and Peace
This is going to be your new ID card, medical history and identification in one swoop "
Swoop or poop? |
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"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.
What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos
Love and Peace
This is going to be your new ID card, medical history and identification in one swoop "
What if someone ‘swipes’ your identity  |
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"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole 
By a scientist? "
Nope buy a guy who was pounding it
Was a bit off a cringe line and felt like running a mile
And thinking to my selfs really did he really just say that mid way
His exact words were
Your hole’s beautiful I am going to destroy it mid thrust just sort off blocked the line out |
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By *1876Man
over a year ago
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"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.
What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos
Love and Peace "
Hope you logged off properly after browsing, dude |
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"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole
By a scientist?
Nope buy a guy who was pounding it
Was a bit off a cringe line and felt like running a mile
And thinking to my selfs really did he really just say that mid way
His exact words were
Your hole’s beautiful I am going to destroy it mid thrust just sort off blocked the line out "
That sounds so romantic |
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"They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine
I just made his noise 
Funnily enough that's how my farts sound.
That’ll be the grape baffling the sound "
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"Scientist at Stamford University have developed a camera that recognises the unique bumhole wrinkle of patients and scans the faeces for bad bacteria that his harmful to your health.
What’s going on here guys? It’s all over the poos
Love and Peace
Hope you logged off properly after browsing, dude"
I seen what you did there you little tinker  |
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"They'd think I was showing them Chewbaccas nostril if they saw a photo of mine
I just made his noise
Funnily enough that's how my farts sound.
That’ll be the grape baffling the sound
Bunch my dear, go big or go home!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t know about all that but been told I have a beautiful bum hole
By a scientist?
Nope buy a guy who was pounding it
Was a bit off a cringe line and felt like running a mile
And thinking to my selfs really did he really just say that mid way
His exact words were
Your hole’s beautiful I am going to destroy it mid thrust just sort off blocked the line out
That sounds so romantic "
Ooo god anything but romantic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is genuinely an app you can get for this purpose called ur-anus.
Is it free on the App Store? "
No, it costs but you can access it if you leave a deposit. |
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"There is genuinely an app you can get for this purpose called ur-anus.
Is it free on the App Store?
No, it costs but you can access it if you leave a deposit. "
I’ve been saving up so I should be able to cover it  |
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I’m not a huge fan of bum holes really 
