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"Where?" No all men here I'm afraid! | |||
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"Only one's with beards and penises." How did you know? | |||
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"I’m here only for the sausage " We all know you are | |||
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"Can one of you bearded twats offer me some sex soon while I'm here?" Ask me again in about 40 years | |||
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"Let me consider my answer while I scratch my bollocks" Bollocks and boobies. | |||
"Can one of you bearded twats offer me some sex soon while I'm here?" My twat isn't currently bearded I'm afraid | |||
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"Can one of you bearded twats offer me some sex soon while I'm here? My twat isn't currently bearded I'm afraid " Ooh mine is!! | |||
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"Can one of you bearded twats offer me some sex soon while I'm here? My twat isn't currently bearded I'm afraid Ooh mine is!!" Sounds a perfect match to warm my cold penis, it's like a Eskimos nose at the moment | |||
"No. Fab is only a figment of your imagination. " All we see is part of an advanced life simulation, within which is a series of simulated simulations. Fab is part of that fabricated web.... | |||
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"Pretty sure I’m just a slab of Dairy Milk, at this point " Eat you all up and pretend to regret it after? | |||
"I think they're all in Aldi carpark....bad luck mate." Are they drinking ginger wine? | |||
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"Pretty sure I’m just a slab of Dairy Milk, at this point " If you said lindt chocolate I would have licked you all over | |||
"Pretty sure I’m just a slab of Dairy Milk, at this point " the reason I go to the gym? #traintoeat | |||
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"Pretty sure I’m just a slab of Dairy Milk, at this point Eat you all up and pretend to regret it after?" | |||
"Someone scared them all away." Not all of them nana | |||
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"I was here earlier, but I'm not now " Ooohhh...buttt....errmmm... Coooool..that's just blown my mind, maaaan | |||
"There are no woman here (said in deep voice) " Hmmm...there's something that seems a little suspicious about that deep voice, Mr Jasmine | |||
"Can one of you bearded twats offer me some sex soon while I'm here? Ask me again in about 40 years " You still gonna be alive then? | |||
"Can one of you bearded twats offer me some sex soon while I'm here? My twat isn't currently bearded I'm afraid Ooh mine is!!" Yes winner chicken dinner! | |||
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"Can one of you bearded twats offer me some sex soon while I'm here? Ask me again in about 40 years You still gonna be alive then?" No | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/12/22 21:59:20]" Don’t give away our location | |||
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