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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who here is woken up a partner or meet by going down on them?

My first gf did to me on the same day I broke up with her and I still feel pretty guilty about it

But it's awesome right?!

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By *akeanyoneMan  over a year ago

LH

You broke up with her because of that ?

I love it, I used to ask the ex to do it but she never did

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hell no.

Morning breath is bad enough without adding to it morning minge!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

It's very rare I'm even remotely in the mood before at least mid afternoon. Mornings are the worst.

However, there have been occasions, and they have always gone down well.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman  over a year ago

South Derbyshire


"...and they have always gone down well."

Har har.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Never, I need at least 2 coffees and brushed teeth before anything, plus anyone going down on me while I'm sleeping and wake me would probably get a punch.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You broke up with her because of that ?

I love it, I used to ask the ex to do it but she never did "

No but I think it was her trying to make our relationship better which is even more awful really

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm waiting for the first..... reply

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It is definitely an uplifting experience

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I love it. My alarm cock is always set to 4am so if there’s someone sleeping in my bed still she’s being woken up in one of three ways.

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville

I've done it but always late at night, when I'm feeling ultra horny, wouldn't do anything in the morning without a shower, brew and cleaned teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the first..... reply "

Qué?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've done it but always late at night, when I'm feeling ultra horny, wouldn't do anything in the morning without a shower, brew and cleaned teeth "

So you're saying you've given a blowjob before?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being how you can’t consent in your sleep that’s a big no, unless you talked about it the night before So yeah, not awesome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who here is woken up a partner or meet by going down on them?

My first gf did to me on the same day I broke up with her and I still feel pretty guilty about it

But it's awesome right?!"

Tut tut Brucey

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner"

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man  over a year ago

southampton


"I'm waiting for the first..... reply "

I’d be a happy and willing alarm clock for Jools

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By *ed LipstickWoman  over a year ago

Fucksville


"I've done it but always late at night, when I'm feeling ultra horny, wouldn't do anything in the morning without a shower, brew and cleaned teeth

So you're saying you've given a blowjob before? "

I was replying to you asking if I'd ever woken up someone by going down on them in their sleep. Having checked that they'd be consensual before obviously.

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By *he_TicklersCouple  over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Mrs does it while I’m sleeping and uses my hands as sex toys, I usually get pics of it the next day gives me weird dreams

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I love it. My alarm cock is always set to 4am so if there’s someone sleeping in my bed still she’s being woken up in one of three ways."

Did I read that correctly, or did you write it correctly?

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By *rsmith21zMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Mrs does it while I’m sleeping and uses my hands as sex toys, I usually get pics of it the next day gives me weird dreams "

Hot

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Being how you can’t consent in your sleep that’s a big no, unless you talked about it the night before So yeah, not awesome "

And we have a winner.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup. Fun!

I was introduced to it by one guy, who would gently stroke my bum for ages first, getting closer and closer but not quite stroking…and then very gently parting my legs and…

We introduced each other to a lot of great new practices actually. A lot of very sensuous connected sex. Sighhhhhhhh

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I love it. My alarm cock is always set to 4am so if there’s someone sleeping in my bed still she’s being woken up in one of three ways.

Did I read that correctly, or did you write it correctly? "

Probably , yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yeah to clarify for all these consent people...that's obviously a given and something I'd assume had been discussed or at least granted in a relationship.

Saying that I would hardly report a long term relationship partner I loved and trusted to the police for waking me up that way. Call me awful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yup. Fun!

I was introduced to it by one guy, who would gently stroke my bum for ages first, getting closer and closer but not quite stroking…and then very gently parting my legs and…

We introduced each other to a lot of great new practices actually. A lot of very sensuous connected sex. Sighhhhhhhh"

And then....?

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me."

There’s an important lesson here - make a good escape route first

Seriously - consent is a given. If you’re playing with people you don’t know well, wake them up and ask them first

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

There’s an important lesson here - make a good escape route first

Seriously - consent is a given. If you’re playing with people you don’t know well, wake them up and ask them first "

I love when a fun fab thread has to go back to the obvious - if consent is given - posts. I might start saying that on every post I make

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I woke up to that, I'm likely to slap you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me."

Do you ask everytime you do it??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

There’s an important lesson here - make a good escape route first

Seriously - consent is a given. If you’re playing with people you don’t know well, wake them up and ask them first

I love when a fun fab thread has to go back to the obvious - if consent is given - posts. I might start saying that on every post I make "

You don't need to do that on every post but this is a grey area where they would literally not be conscious when the act is taking place so the consent aspect is vital that not everyone reading this would pick up on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

Do you ask everytime you do it??"

Who are you asking here? I don't do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

Do you ask everytime you do it??

Who are you asking here? I don't do it "

I don't know, I'm lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

Do you ask everytime you do it??

Who are you asking here? I don't do it

I don't know, I'm lost. "

The max branning thread is below!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

Do you ask everytime you do it??

Who are you asking here? I don't do it

I don't know, I'm lost.

The max branning thread is below! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not experienced it and would never do it either because...

A. Morning breath. Gross

B. I wouldn't do anything where the line of consent is blurred, even with an established partner

Exact this B, I've no idea if what's said a week ago applies to 4am in the morning so no from me.

Do you ask everytime you do it??

Who are you asking here? I don't do it

I don't know, I'm lost.

The max branning thread is below!

Thanks "

Actually that one got pretty bleak as well...

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I have.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman  over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s my favourite thing to do. First test the water, tickle the thighs, kiss the chest, if he stirs and gives the go ahead with a little grunt then I’m going under that duvet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It’s my favourite thing to do. First test the water, tickle the thighs, kiss the chest, if he stirs and gives the go ahead with a little grunt then I’m going under that duvet! "

Oh shit watch out for FoolHardly he's coming for ya!

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By *ovetolick78Man  over a year ago

The Shire

I've woken an ex gf many times by going down on her and I've had one lady in particular who when I woke up was riding my morning glory...... That was a very good way to wake up!!

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea

We’ve been together 29 years and many a time I’ve woken him up with a hand job or a bj .We wouldn’t do it with randoms but I would have thought that was common sense..

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m not a morning person so would need to be woken gently first with coffee and cuddles

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yeah I love doing it. . Not been arrested so far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s my favourite thing to do. First test the water, tickle the thighs, kiss the chest, if he stirs and gives the go ahead with a little grunt then I’m going under that duvet!

Oh shit watch out for FoolHardly he's coming for ya!"

Sure, please keep mocking because I posted an opinion. Sound

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea


"Yeah I love doing it. . Not been arrested so far "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yup. Fun!

I was introduced to it by one guy, who would gently stroke my bum for ages first, getting closer and closer but not quite stroking…and then very gently parting my legs and…

We introduced each other to a lot of great new practices actually. A lot of very sensuous connected sex. Sighhhhhhhh"

Bringing back some happy memories Red?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s my favourite thing to do. First test the water, tickle the thighs, kiss the chest, if he stirs and gives the go ahead with a little grunt then I’m going under that duvet! "

Yeah…. Then what??

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple  over a year ago

letchworth

Hubby goes to bed before me so I regularly wake him when I go up, he prefers me using my hands though and kissing his neck and chest

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By *ustmemyselfandi1Man  over a year ago

southampton


"I’m not a morning person so would need to be woken gently first with coffee and cuddles"

It just so happens that I give AMAZING morning cuddles……

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By *dam1971Man  over a year ago

Bedford


"I’m not a morning person so would need to be woken gently first with coffee and cuddles"

Me too. Then the oral sex 5 seconds later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Totally up for that.

Although I'd want them to brush their teeth first.

And I'd want to do mine.

Both get a drink of water. Actually just grab a coffee first too.

Defo going to need a pee and a freshen up.

Prob check my phone updates quickly.

But then...I am totally up for the spontaneous oral

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"I’m not a morning person so would need to be woken gently first with coffee and cuddles

It just so happens that I give AMAZING morning cuddles…… "

What about the coffee though

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"It’s my favourite thing to do. First test the water, tickle the thighs, kiss the chest, if he stirs and gives the go ahead with a little grunt then I’m going under that duvet!

Yeah…. Then what?? "

The ‘little grunt’ is code for put the strap on on and make me squeal like a pig. Sweet dreams

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Yes, we love it.

Great way to start the day.

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway."

Why?

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why? "

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds fun, think I’ll try it on my next naughty sleepover if I wake up first that is x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m asleep for a reason

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I've been woken up while receiving head and I've given it to wake them up. Sleepy morning sex is a great start to the day

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

No thanks. If I'm asleep, let me sleep!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's been 16 years, he knows better than to only wake me up if the house is on fire. Otherwise, let me sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it."

There’s a scene in Bridesmaids with exactly that.

I’m definitely guilty of slinking off to remove the panda eyes before they’re spotted, too

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Hell no.

Morning breath is bad enough without adding to it morning minge! "

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

Can't get anyone to go down on me while I'm awake, nevermind when I'm asleep

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Can't get anyone to go down on me while I'm awake, nevermind when I'm asleep "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

There’s a scene in Bridesmaids with exactly that.

I’m definitely guilty of slinking off to remove the panda eyes before they’re spotted, too "

That’s funny I’m usually awake early and I’ll freshen up and then sneak back into bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy."

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"There’s a scene in Bridesmaids with exactly that."

There is! I hadn’t seen it back then though. The whole idea blew my little mind.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Yes and yes. Slowly waking up to that feeling, and eventually realising what's going on is just

LvM

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

There’s a scene in Bridesmaids with exactly that.

I’m definitely guilty of slinking off to remove the panda eyes before they’re spotted, too "

I do the equivalent - a quick brush-up etc - but when I was lucky enough to be with someone overnight, I liked her...untidy, let's say. It was a reminder and a compliment.

Not sure if that counts as hypocrisy or just a lack of self-confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it."

I try to do this but most of the time I look like I’ve been dragged through a bush backwards. It would be impossible for me too tame my hair without waking him up! A quick brush of the teeth and back under the covers is the best I could manage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it."

I couldn't be arsed with that, plus I rock the scary hair look.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"A quick brush of the teeth and back under the covers is the best I could manage "

If you think I’m letting you out of bed, even for that long, you’re quite mistaken.

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way."

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator."

Do you really think we are asleep x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As I swilled the last traces of toothpaste from my mouth this morning, a soldier's head flew past the window, shouting the word "victory".

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds fun, think I’ll try it on my next naughty sleepover if I wake up first that is x "

Girls night at mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

There’s a scene in Bridesmaids with exactly that.

I’m definitely guilty of slinking off to remove the panda eyes before they’re spotted, too "

I love panda eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

Do you really think we are asleep x"

I would be!! Probably drooling and snoring aswell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

Do you really think we are asleep x

I would be!! Probably drooling and snoring aswell. "

Is it weird if I want that drool? Forget I asked...

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

Do you really think we are asleep x"

She definitely was. The snores and farts proved it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Do you really think we are asleep x"

I know what you mean there. I slept with a girl who wrote a sex blog and when she wrote about our night together she described how she’d woken me up with a blow job in the morning … I know I was already awake when she did that. Apparently she didn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

Do you really think we are asleep x

I would be!! Probably drooling and snoring aswell.

Is it weird if I want that drool? Forget I asked..."

Anyone else, yes.

You, no.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

Do you really think we are asleep x

I would be!! Probably drooling and snoring aswell.

Is it weird if I want that drool? Forget I asked..."

Only a little

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By *r_North-EastMan  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Do you really think we are asleep x

I know what you mean there. I slept with a girl who wrote a sex blog and when she wrote about our night together she described how she’d woken me up with a blow job in the morning … I know I was already awake when she did that. Apparently she didn’t. "

Who says us men can’t fake it too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. But do you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. But do you?"

Have you been on the sherry, my lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. But do you?

Have you been on the sherry, my lovely?"

That made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. But do you?"

....yes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. But do you?

Have you been on the sherry, my lovely?"

Carlsberg special brew I think

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

Do you really think we are asleep x

I would be!! Probably drooling and snoring aswell.

Is it weird if I want that drool? Forget I asked...

Anyone else, yes.

You, no."

My other comment was a lie falling asleep on his chest and drooling and a little heavy breathing is the reality x

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath

My preference is not to be woken up or wake up someone this way.

However, if for example, we have been fucking all day/night long and he/I just dosed off ok.

If I've not had enough sleep and it's before my alarm clock and I have work, kids, study, appointments, meetings etc the next day...fuck off.

On holiday I might be more lenient.

Despite being neurodivergent, I haven't noticed severe morning breath that isn't overcome by desire. With most of my long-term partners, there is a shower and brushing of teeth and use of mouthwash and floss before bed.

Communication as they say is key. Always ask if you are unsure.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator."

Hugs. It is very hard to know where the lines of sexual assault and sexual battery are with a regular sex partner. I always say ere on the side of caution until you have an established routine that you both are happy and consenting to.

For me personally in the former marriage, as long as I got enough sleep I didn't mind waking up to being kissed and cuddled, massaged, stroked and caressed. For me penetration while half asleep is not a good thing. The ex tried that and because I was half asleep and work was in my head I started talking to my boss....a man.. The ex was livid because I called another man's name during sexy time but that's what you get for fucking me half asleep. My brain was still at work but my body was responding to his hand and dick. I think the same thing would have happened had my boss been a woman.... he would have automatically declared me a lesbian.

Needless to say one of the many reasons why he is the former husband.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that. "

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that. "

With my sinuses I’ll be ok

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I would do it to someone I know well enough to stay the night with.

If they did it to me they wouldn't need a consent form.

Bit different if they jammed a finger up my arse while I was sleeping.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that.

With my sinuses I’ll be ok "

You'd still taste em even if you couldn't smell em!

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that.

With my sinuses I’ll be ok

You'd still taste em even if you couldn't smell em! "

They that bad young lady

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that.

"

And bum crack sleep sweat. Not freshly worked up sex sweat, but farty bum crack sleep sweat mingled in with a night's worth of guffs. Be like climbing in a barrel of sweaty feet.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator."

The idea is you wake them as you touch them.

If I touched someone in their sleep and they didn't wake up I'd be holding a mirror over their mouth.

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that.

And bum crack sleep sweat. Not freshly worked up sex sweat, but farty bum crack sleep sweat mingled in with a night's worth of guffs. Be like climbing in a barrel of sweaty feet."

Ok ok you set the image

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

Do you really think we are asleep x

I would be!! Probably drooling and snoring aswell.

Is it weird if I want that drool? Forget I asked...

Anyone else, yes.

You, no.

My other comment was a lie falling asleep on his chest and drooling and a little heavy breathing is the reality x "

Dreamy!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator."

I really dislike it done to me.....I'm like, fuck off and leave me to sleep.

At least wake me up with a coffee.

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

I really dislike it done to me.....I'm like, fuck off and leave me to sleep.

At least wake me up with a coffee."

Is tea ok

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

I'd have to know someone really well for this to be ok. But if I knew them really well they'd know it weren't ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

I really dislike it done to me.....I'm like, fuck off and leave me to sleep.

At least wake me up with a coffee."

I think coffee being poured down your sleeping face would be worse tbh...

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

I really dislike it done to me.....I'm like, fuck off and leave me to sleep.

At least wake me up with a coffee.

Is tea ok"

Errr no....be a love and out of he coffee on.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

I really dislike it done to me.....I'm like, fuck off and leave me to sleep.

At least wake me up with a coffee.

I think coffee being poured down your sleeping face would be worse tbh..."

Well there's a new slant on it ....if you value your life.....

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

I really dislike it done to me.....I'm like, fuck off and leave me to sleep.

At least wake me up with a coffee.

Is tea ok

Errr no....be a love and out of he coffee on."

Single origins aeropress filtered

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 28/12/22 21:30:36]

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

If this happens during a sexy meet then I can work with it.

But...if my partner thinks they can wake me up whenever they feel like it cause they've got the horn, then no.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"An ex liked me to wake her up with sex. It felt wrong and I hated it but she loved it so I did it anyway.

Why?

Why did I hate it? It felt a bit (rhymes with gapey)

Why did I do it anyway? I liked making her happy.

Well this thread is enlightening, and that’s sad to read.

However with someone I knew well, in the right circumstances, I’d definitely still enjoy being woken up that way.

I wouldn’t mind it done to me. It’s just doing it felt wrong. Touching up a sleeping person made me feel like some sort of predator.

I really dislike it done to me.....I'm like, fuck off and leave me to sleep.

At least wake me up with a coffee.

Is tea ok

Errr no....be a love and out of he coffee on.

Single origins aeropress filtered"

Red mountain would have been fine, but yeah, ta very much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rising from a sleep is my most sensual time, oral sex has to be slow….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I’m awake first then I’ll initiate it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah. "

Yeah...send out a little probe to begin with and judge the receptiveness

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38

Don't just dive in head first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah. "

I mean I think the motion of getting an erection would wake them up...it did me anyway

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By *urvy red09Woman  over a year ago

aycliffe

Many atimes I've woken my buddy up via giving oral. He got a thrill of it especially when he was so close to shooting his load

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah.

I mean I think the motion of getting an erection would wake them up...it did me anyway "

Which is fair but I’d still like to see some sort of reaction as to whether they are into it or not, I don’t know maybe it’s just me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah.

Yeah...send out a little probe to begin with and judge the receptiveness "

No-one likes to be told they've got a little probe.

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that.

And bum crack sleep sweat. Not freshly worked up sex sweat, but farty bum crack sleep sweat mingled in with a night's worth of guffs. Be like climbing in a barrel of sweaty feet."

Your erotica needs some work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah.

I mean I think the motion of getting an erection would wake them up...it did me anyway

Which is fair but I’d still like to see some sort of reaction as to whether they are into it or not, I don’t know maybe it’s just me "

If a man honestly has a problem waking up to a blowjob from someone they have slept with the night before I don't understand them

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

Love a wake up wank

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I rarely have someone next to me when I wake but I have woken guys up with their cock in my mouth before and never had any complaints

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By *elaninMaverickWoman  over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"A nights worth of farts under the duvet. Fuck that.

And bum crack sleep sweat. Not freshly worked up sex sweat, but farty bum crack sleep sweat mingled in with a night's worth of guffs. Be like climbing in a barrel of sweaty feet."

I don't remember this when I was married....or was I just too horny?

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ve done this a few times with each other.

Woken to my cock in C’s mouth and she’s stirred to my erection between her cheeks, sliding against her pussy…pushing back against it at times

We’ve both said we love it and C often says to wake her up if horny.

If there was any resistance or if either one of us shrugged it off then we’d leave it be…we both get enough sex during the day anyway

K

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By *namoratomanMan  over a year ago

Herefordshire

Would definitely beat a standard alarm clock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I rarely have someone next to me when I wake but I have woken guys up with their cock in my mouth before and never had any complaints"

HC makes the greatest come back of all time!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah.

Yeah...send out a little probe to begin with and judge the receptiveness

No-one likes to be told they've got a little probe. "

.it could be finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope! I don't like being woken up unless it's with coffee and I need to start waking up otherwise, let me sleep.

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wouldn’t feel comfortable going down on someone who was fast asleep. Waking them up a little so I can get a feel for if they’re into it or not then yeah.

Yeah...send out a little probe to begin with and judge the receptiveness

No-one likes to be told they've got a little probe. .it could be finger"

Or a 'fuck the house is on fire wake up!'

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it."

That is exactly what I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I dated a girl for a while who used to sneak out of bed early to clean her teeth and freshen up then sneak back in beside me, so that when I woke up she always seemed to be magically perfect for morning sex.

I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

That is exactly what I do "

But surely the guy still has horrific breath?! Or are you just the hero we don't deserve?!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it."


"That is exactly what I do "


"But surely the guy still has horrific breath?! Or are you just the hero we don't deserve?!"

That’s kind of the point, Brucey. Couga, and that girl I dated, are exactly that. The heroes us boys don’t deserve (and Jasmine too, on the evidence of this thread).

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

That is exactly what I do

But surely the guy still has horrific breath?! Or are you just the hero we don't deserve?!

That’s kind of the point, Brucey. Couga, and that girl I dated, are exactly that. The heroes us boys don’t deserve (and Jasmine too, on the evidence of this thread)."

There's so many God damn sensations here. That's why I can't stay away

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

That is exactly what I do

But surely the guy still has horrific breath?! Or are you just the hero we don't deserve?!

That’s kind of the point, Brucey. Couga, and that girl I dated, are exactly that. The heroes us boys don’t deserve (and Jasmine too, on the evidence of this thread)."

I've never yet met a man who breathes through his cock!

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I’m pretty sure I didn’t deserve that level of kindness, but I enjoyed it.

That is exactly what I do

But surely the guy still has horrific breath?! Or are you just the hero we don't deserve?!

That’s kind of the point, Brucey. Couga, and that girl I dated, are exactly that. The heroes us boys don’t deserve (and Jasmine too, on the evidence of this thread).

I've never yet met a man who breathes through his cock!

"

I thought I'd been getting blow jobs all wrong then for a minute!

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

I'm late, but if there's one thing I miss about a 'proper' relationship, it's this!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*wakes up hoping for the best?!?! …

Nope. Maybe tomorrow morning.

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