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Are people hornier this week of nothingness?
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over a year ago
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis."
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me  |
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me "
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in  |
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in "
Wait…. You have a penis? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
Wait…. You have a penis?"
I mean she wears her strap on enough so... |
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
Wait…. You have a penis?
I mean she wears her strap on enough so..."
Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
Wait…. You have a penis?
I mean she wears her strap on enough so...
Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled "
Meh, still would |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in "
They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
Wait…. You have a penis?
I mean she wears her strap on enough so...
Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled
Meh, still would "
Knew it!!! |
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
Wait…. You have a penis?
I mean she wears her strap on enough so...
Maybe it’s a cock sleeve and we’ve all been fooled
Meh, still would "
I’ve done worse. |
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know. "
I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Horn level zero. Still got this shitty cold and struggling to maintain a sense of humour, let alone an interest in genital gymnastics "
Oh _ickshawed! Get better soon, it's far too normal here without you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.
I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum."
Doesn't everyone do that? |
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.
I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum.
Doesn't everyone do that? "
I’ll have to get a finger in my bum to answer that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if people are horny because they’re bored.
I think people , let’s be honest woman are thinking about the past year and contemplating the new year.
I tend to meet ladies around this time of year more so then any other time of year . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.
I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum.
Doesn't everyone do that?
I’ll have to get a finger in my bum to answer that."
Licked and ready. |
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"I’m fatter than I was 5 days ago and my wife is back at work so I’m not horny or feeling very attractive.
Faf?
If you don’t mind lifting my belly to find my penis.
As long as you don't mind doing the same for me
Did you miss the hairs you can’t see when shaving too? If so I’m in
They don't call me Chewbacca for nothing you know.
I thought it was because you made the same noises when a finger goes in the bum.
Doesn't everyone do that?
I’ll have to get a finger in my bum to answer that.
Licked and ready. "
This is how anal extravaganza started |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been visiting family so not even any hand action for a few days, So yes, pretty horny today, and checking out the beautiful ladies of Fab isn't helping that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a cold shower 
Join me?
Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok"
Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a cold shower
Join me?
Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok
Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair? "
Me washing your hair? How long are we spending in there?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a cold shower
Join me?
Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok
Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair?
Me washing your hair? How long are we spending in there? "
It'll be well above your knees by the time we're finished. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a cold shower
Join me?
Sure, but the shrinkage would mean I'm only hung to just above me knee. Hope that's ok
Oh I thought we were just washing each others hair?
Me washing your hair? How long are we spending in there?
It'll be well above your knees by the time we're finished. "
Maybe, but I'm not cleaning the plug out! |
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