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Maybe it's because i'm an atheist!
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Maybe it's because i'm an atheist.
That I love Christmas sooooooooo !
Maybe it's because i'm an atheist
That I think of sex where ever I goooooo
I get a funny feeling inside of me
If it's Christmas Day orrrrr nooooooot
Maybe it's because I'm an atheist..
That I'll give FAB a shot !
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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I get a funny feeling inside of me
another baby jesus is acoming 
get clean towels and boil a kettle"
I always thought it was get clean kettles and boil a towel...good job no-one relies on me for midwifery  |
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I get a funny feeling inside of me
another baby jesus is acoming
get clean towels and boil a kettle
I always thought it was get clean kettles and boil a towel...good job no-one relies on me for midwifery "
Look after three sherries it's kettle the towels and boil the baby ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
I get a funny feeling inside of me
another baby jesus is acoming
get clean towels and boil a kettle"
Bloom'in typical, just when you think you’ve cracked it,,,…..
Does this now mean I’ve got brave the shops looking for gold frankincense and myrrh on Christmas eve ….
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....
We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal. "
Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! ....  |
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"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....
We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal.
Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! .... "
Pssssssst ! Got any luncheon vouchers ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....
We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal.
Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! ....
Pssssssst ! Got any luncheon vouchers ?"
D'ya need em fer tomorrow... At work....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....
We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal.
Oh Gwanny,,,,,So I guess even if I wrapped them in shiny gold paper an Olly Murs CD and a copy of Frank Bruno’s book of relationship advice won’t cut it! ....
Pssssssst ! Got any luncheon vouchers ?"
I don’t Gwanny,,,,, but someone just popped a buy-one-get-one-free voucher for pizzahut through my letterbox….
So if all else fails , you’re welcome to join me there ,my treat.!.
I think it includes one free drink too! so if we take an extra straw we'll be laughing all the way to the till....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And Lo ...... the Angel of the Lord came down and said ......
Let there be an Hawaiian Feast, A Hot Mafioso and a Triple Cheese Stuffed Crust... "
Are those the three wise men!! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"We mostly accept Creed, La Croix and Bullion Bars these days Sox .....
We can however settle for vast amounts of Schwar..... Schwa..sparkly crystal. "
did I hear Creed mentioned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I may do a stranger
I may give them head
I may let them.shag me
Even in my own bed
I'm not really fussy
I'll try n stay awake
I just want some pussy
Anything I'll.take
I just want some fanny
Any age or make
Just make sure its not granny's
I'm not that desp'rate ffs!!
(sang in the style of away in a manger) |
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"I may do a stranger
I may give them head
I may let them.shag me
Even in my own bed
I'm not really fussy
I'll try n stay awake
I just want some pussy
Anything I'll.take
I just want some fanny
Any age or make
Just make sure its not granny's
I'm not that desp'rate ffs!!
(sang in the style of away in a manger)"
You know you break my heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i've often thought atheism would be more widely accepted,if it had a jesus figure.
I am not Jesus I am a naughty boy !
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AHA!! So you do admit you're a cock in a frock...BUSTED!!
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