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Yes, Russian servicemen are being offered free sperm storage in Cryobanks.
I fear the Kremlin is anticipating large losses in combat for its 300,000 reservists recalled from civilian life. |
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"Yes, Russian servicemen are being offered free sperm storage in Cryobanks.
I fear the Kremlin is anticipating large losses in combat for its 300,000 reservists recalled from civilian life."
Does the Kremlin think they can make more soldiers using the sperm of dead ones?  |
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"Yes, Russian servicemen are being offered free sperm storage in Cryobanks.
I fear the Kremlin is anticipating large losses in combat for its 300,000 reservists recalled from civilian life.
Does the Kremlin think they can make more soldiers using the sperm of dead ones? "
Seems to me dead ones make lousy soldiers but great fertiliser. |
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
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"Yes, Russian servicemen are being offered free sperm storage in Cryobanks.
I fear the Kremlin is anticipating large losses in combat for its 300,000 reservists recalled from civilian life."
Yes. I can see why they would do itand yes, there will be heavy losses from the russian side, putin understimated ukraine. |
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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago
From the land of haribos. |
"Yes, Russian servicemen are being offered free sperm storage in Cryobanks.
I fear the Kremlin is anticipating large losses in combat for its 300,000 reservists recalled from civilian life.Yes. I can see why they would do itand yes, there will be heavy losses from the russian side, putin understimated ukraine."
The ukrainians are highly motivated too. |
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"The Ukrainians should target this Bank and blow it to smithereens,,
Nothing like a good demoralising of your enemy than for them to know that if they are brown bread so 2 is the family line. "
That would be undeserved punishment of both the men who had no choice but to go as well as a grieving partner, who would lose the chance of their potential family  |
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This ties in with the reports of the Ukrainians flying Honey Badgers by drones and dropping them on the Russian trenches, as we all know they are ferocious creatures known for their savage attacks on their victims testicles. |
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"The Ukrainians should target this Bank and blow it to smithereens,,
Nothing like a good demoralising of your enemy than for them to know that if they are brown bread so 2 is the family line.
That would be undeserved punishment of both the men who had no choice but to go as well as a grieving partner, who would lose the chance of their potential family "
yes this is true but that would be the aftermath,
Imagine being holed up in a town and the Ukrainians get word in that your spermbank is up in smoke at their hands,,
A serious weapon for them to use would it not be,? |
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Saw a good YouTube video showing why Russia is in big trouble due to demographics.
Losing most of a generation of men in the first world war, then again in the second, and the effects are still rippling through the population.
Plus the only parts of Russia with population growth are ethnic minorities, not 'pure' russians.
So I see the logic of this, in the crazy world of Putin. |
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"This ties in with the reports of the Ukrainians flying Honey Badgers by drones and dropping them on the Russian trenches, as we all know they are ferocious creatures known for their savage attacks on their victims testicles."
Don't think honey badgers would survive the Ukrainian climate ( never mind altitude ) they are from Africa.
Shouldn't believe everything you read. |
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"This ties in with the reports of the Ukrainians flying Honey Badgers by drones and dropping them on the Russian trenches, as we all know they are ferocious creatures known for their savage attacks on their victims testicles.
Don't think honey badgers would survive the Ukrainian climate ( never mind altitude ) they are from Africa.
Shouldn't believe everything you read."
The cold just makes them more pissed off. |
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"This ties in with the reports of the Ukrainians flying Honey Badgers by drones and dropping them on the Russian trenches, as we all know they are ferocious creatures known for their savage attacks on their victims testicles.
Don't think honey badgers would survive the Ukrainian climate ( never mind altitude ) they are from Africa.
Shouldn't believe everything you read."
"Honey badger don't care!" |
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"This ties in with the reports of the Ukrainians flying Honey Badgers by drones and dropping them on the Russian trenches, as we all know they are ferocious creatures known for their savage attacks on their victims testicles.
Don't think honey badgers would survive the Ukrainian climate ( never mind altitude ) they are from Africa.
Shouldn't believe everything you read.
"Honey badger don't care!""
I don't know any to make that call. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, Russian servicemen are being offered free sperm storage in Cryobanks.
I fear the Kremlin is anticipating large losses in combat for its 300,000 reservists recalled from civilian life."
And any wives who want their fallen husbands children will get random sperm like a massive spunk lottery machine |
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