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over a year ago
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Imagine a world dear forum in which men did not ejaculate and instead had dry orgasms all the time like a lot of you ladies...
Would that be a better or worse world for you? Would you prefer if there wasn't a chaotic mess at the end of every man's orgasm?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It feels exquisite when it's pummelling your cervix, but nobody likes being stuck in a cuddle puddle.
Weighing up the pros and cons...the jizz can stay."
Oh my god I need to sit down... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But how would all the porn films end? A man standing with his dry cock over a woman's tits while he does a comical cum face and she looks lovingly up at his hairy balls?"
With a little love heart CGI as they kiss lovingly post orgasms OBVIOUSLY |
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In general, I don't like mess, so I should prefer a world without.
However, I love to swallow it, and if that were the case, I'd probably die of malnutrition as it's probably my only source of protein these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?  "
Well now you mention it could a jizz free world assist with global warming? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
You say that like it would be bad thing?"
Jesus Winnie great minds and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooo god no there’s nothing better than pulling your knickers down a hour or two after to find all that lovely jizz runing out you
Oooo god runing and hiding after this post
It’s a joke people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened? "
The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In general, I don't like mess, so I should prefer a world without.
However, I love to swallow it, and if that were the case, I'd probably die of malnutrition as it's probably my only source of protein these days."
Semen consists of minimal amounts of sperm. The rest of it is protein, fructose, mucus, enzymes, water, vitamins, and minerals. Typical ejaculate can fill about a teaspoon and only contains about 5–7 calories. Although some people believe that it is high in protein, the protein content in semen is negligible.
Get back on the beef sausages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
You say that like it would be bad thing?"
It would be terrible for... reasons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!"
Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
You say that like it would be bad thing?
It would be terrible for... reasons"
I'm struggling to think of one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!
Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!"
Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But how would all the porn films end? A man standing with his dry cock over a woman's tits while he does a comical cum face and she looks lovingly up at his hairy balls?"
Cock shrinks like wacky waving Inflatable tube guy *inserts gifs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
You say that like it would be bad thing?
It would be terrible for... reasons
I'm struggling to think of one. "
Erm... There would be no new inventions because the betterment of Mankind would be irrelevant |
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"Semen consists of minimal amounts of sperm. The rest of it is protein, fructose, mucus, enzymes, water, vitamins, and minerals. Typical ejaculate can fill about a teaspoon and only contains about 5–7 calories. Although some people believe that it is high in protein, the protein content in semen is negligible.
Get back on the beef sausages "
Well yeah, obviously one isn't gonna do much. But if you eat a decent amount  |
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!
Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!
Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please"
Storks Brucey… they bring the babies  |
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!
Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!
Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please"
Hi yes babies are delivered by angels.
And can I thank all angels how worked over Christmas and thank all Angels in advance for the hard work over new year.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Semen consists of minimal amounts of sperm. The rest of it is protein, fructose, mucus, enzymes, water, vitamins, and minerals. Typical ejaculate can fill about a teaspoon and only contains about 5–7 calories. Although some people believe that it is high in protein, the protein content in semen is negligible.
Get back on the beef sausages
Well yeah, obviously one isn't gonna do much. But if you eat a decent amount "
Indeed I would recommend the Lidl value pack.
Come to think of it there’s probably more protein in the ejaculate of a 64 year old aged hippie? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erm... Aren't we forgetting that small detail of the end of the human race if that happened?
The little baby angels that bring them in a bag is irrelevant to this serious subject matter fool!
Why is it irrelevant? You need jizz to make babies. No jizz = No babies. It doesn't become irrelevant just because you say it does!
Jesus Christ can someone back me up that babies are delivered by angels please
Storks Brucey… they bring the babies "
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"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm  "
I was just thinking this
I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry |
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If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise: |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm
I was just thinking this
I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry "
Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder.
This is a ghastly image "
Old Spice Talc would be quite useful? |
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"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm
I was just thinking this
I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry
Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!"
You’re doing it wrong Brucey. I’m a good shot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Semen consists of minimal amounts of sperm. The rest of it is protein, fructose, mucus, enzymes, water, vitamins, and minerals. Typical ejaculate can fill about a teaspoon and only contains about 5–7 calories. Although some people believe that it is high in protein, the protein content in semen is negligible.
Get back on the beef sausages
Well yeah, obviously one isn't gonna do much. But if you eat a decent amount "
Sound logic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm
I was just thinking this
I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry
Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!"
Er I beg to differ.........the gushing and or squirting debate fills more threads than a Taylor’s dummy.
Could I hazard a guess and say do ladies of a certain age ejaculate athletes foot powder? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm
I was just thinking this
I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry
Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!
You’re doing it wrong Brucey. I’m a good shot "
You're one of the special ones then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm
I was just thinking this
I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry
Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!
Er I beg to differ.........the gushing and or squirting debate fills more threads than a Taylor’s dummy.
Could I hazard a guess and say do ladies of a certain age ejaculate athletes foot powder?"
I said most CARL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder.
This is a ghastly image "
Just imagine casper having covid and you're there. |
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"I'll just enjoy the spunk for now because once they reach a certain age.. comes out like talc powder.
This is a ghastly image
Just imagine casper having covid and you're there."
I feel a bit ick now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" This would ruin everything for me. I'm horrified at the thought! The moment of anticipation is the best bit.
...and there's nothing dry about my orgasms! 
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I like your style |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women have dry orgasms? I know they don't all pee but I'm pretty sure if she's not got wetter that she didn't orgasm
I was just thinking this
I’m wetter than an otters pocket when I cum so have no idea how it could be called dry
Oh I just meant because it doesn't shoot out and cover the guy in fluid you know what I mean BIRD!
Er I beg to differ.........the gushing and or squirting debate fills more threads than a Taylor’s dummy.
Could I hazard a guess and say do ladies of a certain age ejaculate athletes foot powder?
I said most CARL"
Did you BRUCE? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would be a bit like going to get your favourite snack out the cupboard only to find out there’s none left. Slightly disappointing. "
Your favourite snack is it now Mrs Shiv?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would be a bit like going to get your favourite snack out the cupboard only to find out there’s none left. Slightly disappointing.
Your favourite snack is it now Mrs Shiv?! "
I should have worded that differently |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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It would make me sad. I like nothing more than the gutteral cries of a man as he quickly realises he’s going to cum. His sense of panic as he tries to hold out for just a few more thrusts before erupting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would make me sad. I like nothing more than the gutteral cries of a man as he quickly realises he’s going to cum. His sense of panic as he tries to hold out for just a few more thrusts before erupting. "
This turned me on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If u learn ur body and ur tantric and undeestand ur orgasms as a man u can have multiple clamaxs ad much as women but u dont need to cum i have various orgasms during sex or oral due to being very tantric and very intpuch with my sexual pleasure and it also help u last that bit long and makes for bigger explosions when u finally give in to her |
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I feel it develops the sense of intimacy at the end of sex. Being able to shoot a warm load is a feeling that cannot be replaced. Physically seeing your ejaculate come out is just so relieving. Its like a reward for all the hard work you’ve put it  |
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"I feel it develops the sense of intimacy at the end of sex. Being able to shoot a warm load is a feeling that cannot be replaced. Physically seeing your ejaculate come out is just so relieving. Its like a reward for all the hard work you’ve put it "
Amen to this |
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"I feel it develops the sense of intimacy at the end of sex. Being able to shoot a warm load is a feeling that cannot be replaced. Physically seeing your ejaculate come out is just so relieving. Its like a reward for all the hard work you’ve put it "
It's like living art |
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"I reckon it would be great if teenage boys didn’t ejaculate. In fact it shouldn’t happen until they are emotionally ready for fatherhood.
That would be a great world lol."
But how would they stand their socks up? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out. |
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"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out."
Ah, so you *are* a good girl after all... |
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"I feel it develops the sense of intimacy at the end of sex. Being able to shoot a warm load is a feeling that cannot be replaced. Physically seeing your ejaculate come out is just so relieving. Its like a reward for all the hard work you’ve put it
It's like living art "
Exactly. And I love drawing |
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"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out."
Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch |
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"But I don’t wanna not have a creamy, warm messy foof, or a lovely breast decoration, or a dribble down my chin! 
You're being sarcastic...right?!"
Hell no. A world without cum would be terrible! (Did I word it wrong? ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"But I don’t wanna not have a creamy, warm messy foof, or a lovely breast decoration, or a dribble down my chin!
You're being sarcastic...right?!
Hell no. A world without cum would be terrible! (Did I word it wrong? )"
Oh no you did actually, my brain today! I need a nap and a blowjob I think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well I’m a dribbler than a shooter so clean up is easier. Would having dry orgasms also mean we can have more than one and they last longer? Cos I’ll take that |
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By *eliWoman
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"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out.
Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch"
Aww Brucey! Thanks.  |
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"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out.
Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch
Aww Brucey! Thanks. "
Gotta love the compliments you can dish out on fab eh? |
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By *eliWoman
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"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out.
Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch
Aww Brucey! Thanks.
Gotta love the compliments you can dish out on fab eh?"
Right? It's nice to be complimented sometimes. I'm enjoying your occasional thread on the fora. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh I love the chaos. I think I'd feel rather sad without it, what else is going to so satisfyingly drip down my thighs hours later?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a dry orgasm as much as the next woman who doesn't have a towel to hand but there's something so satisfying about receiving a good facial. Or someone coming deep inside of me as I feel their cock twitch every last drop out.
Meli I swear every post you make makes me twitch
Aww Brucey! Thanks.
Gotta love the compliments you can dish out on fab eh?
Right? It's nice to be complimented sometimes. I'm enjoying your occasional thread on the fora."
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