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over a year ago
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"Right now?
Someone to stroke my hair.
Where ?
On
My
Head
I
Meant
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Where
In
The
World?
Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now."
Can I come? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rex's penis in between my fun bags 
Who’s Rex …lucky sod 
I'd happily entertain your penis too, good sir  x
Oh you tease
Oh it's a promise.
Get them thighs up north, stat!  "
I will
Hold you to that next time I’m up…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right now?
Someone to stroke my hair.
Where ?
On
My
Head
I
Meant
…
Where
In
The
World?
Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now.
Can I come?"
Let me quickly reword this?…… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now?
Someone to stroke my hair.
Where ?
On
My
Head
I
Meant
…
Where
In
The
World?
Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now.
Can I come?
Let me quickly reword this?……"
I don't know, can you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right now?
Someone to stroke my hair.
Where ?
On
My
Head
I
Meant
…
Where
In
The
World?
Well I aren't travelling at this time so where I am right now.
Can I come?
Let me quickly reword this?……
Gimme a few minutes and I’ll let you know.
I don't know, can you? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right now? Some piccalilli for my sarnie.
I'm a simple creature with simple needs.
Just had picallili on my bubble and squeek hehehe zx"
Your marks for you culinary challenge is zero.
Who puts piccalilli on bubble and squeak!  mental!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just someone who will answer my meet now request, fuck me bare and breed me like one of their cow girls.
Dow cow girls get bred alot?"
Love my typo but also now sounds like how I imagine Texas cow farmers would ask my question |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now?
Someone to stroke my hair.
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Give anything to gibe that kind of affection to someone . Cuddles skin strokes head massage and hair strokes then soft gentle kisses xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to cook my steak and pour my
Prosecco please!
Happy to oblige if you'll accept my humble apologies "
Oh you've pissed off Red?! Good luck buddy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like some logs for the fire. And someone to light them and poke them throughout the evening. "
I actually know how to light fires and love keeping them aflame. Countryside humble beginnings did me good! |
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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago
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A nice hot bath with candles and a glass of wine, then wrapped up in a massive soft towel, laid down on a sheepskin rug in front of an open fire and ravished.
Or, a bag of crisps and a pint.
I'm not that fussy, really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nice hot bath with candles and a glass of wine, then wrapped up in a massive soft towel, laid down on a sheepskin rug in front of an open fire and ravished.
Or, a bag of crisps and a pint.
I'm not that fussy, really. "
Both sound great,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone to cook my steak and pour my
Prosecco please!
How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying "
You airfry a steak?
I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to cook my steak and pour my
Prosecco please!
How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying
You airfry a steak?
I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong. "
I haven’t tried this either, but if anyone can make it work, I believe in Mr Joystick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone to cook my steak and pour my
Prosecco please!
How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying
You airfry a steak?
I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong. "
Yes. Put it on Christmas list next year lad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massage
I’m aching all over 
How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?
Just the oils will do Brucey  "
Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone to cook my steak and pour my
Prosecco please!
How did you take your steak? Cooked in 7mins in my airfryer. Just saying
You airfry a steak?
I need convincing with this. Because that sounds like lots of wrong.
Yes. Put it on Christmas list next year lad"
mmbut how do you add butter to the air fryer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massage
I’m aching all over
How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?
Just the oils will do Brucey
Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!"
Ffs if you must  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My main goal in life is to be number 1 on hot pics at least once every four days.and so you should
Thank you for supporting my dreams.  "
Oh being private is a crackin start lemon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massage
I’m aching all over
How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?
Just the oils will do Brucey
Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!
Ffs if you must "
Oil massage is how babies are made right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massage
I’m aching all over
How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?
Just the oils will do Brucey
Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!
Ffs if you must
Oil massage is how babies are made right?"
Think you’ve been reading the wrong book |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want a glass of wine, tantric massage, sex and him bringing me a cup of tea for breakfast. "
I might have had a lot of wine.  *hic. You can have my next glass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massage
I’m aching all over
How come Mel? Want my thighs wrapped around your back and sensual oils applied?
Just the oils will do Brucey
Nopeeeee I have to get above to do it properly!
Ffs if you must
Oil massage is how babies are made right?
Think you’ve been reading the wrong book "
She's not read that far yet sssh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a glass of wine, tantric massage, sex and him bringing me a cup of tea for breakfast. omg where did you find the buffalo plaid. I love it
Thank you
Luckybrand.com"
Tyvm |
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Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
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You open to doing odd jobs round the house with direction? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
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How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now? |
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
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You lost me on the first 2 things, the others were ticks |
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"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title
You cant stop thinking about me "
It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums |
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"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title
You cant stop thinking about me
It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums "
I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo |
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"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title
You cant stop thinking about me
It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums
I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo"
Another foot long?…
And please don’t answer that |
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"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title
You cant stop thinking about me
It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums
I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo
Another foot long?…
And please don’t answer that "
What you got against subway?  |
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?"
I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?
I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night "
Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?
I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night
Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything!"
Sam must be one of those WFH people |
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?
I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night
Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything!"
That wouldn’t be everyday… this is in fantasy land, remember. I’d say on average once in morning and twice in evening would be fine. Days off would be more |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone who will stroke my hair and rub my back until I fall asleep, who can give me multiple orgasms on request, they will do all the odd jobs around the house, take me out for dinner and cocktails, who has keys to a log cabin in the snow with an open fire or a beautiful hotel suite with huge sunken bath and four poster bed. Not sure what order I would prefer that all in…
How many orgasms is likely on a day to day percentage now?
I’d be happy with a couple in the morning, a couple mid afternoon, a few at bedtime and quick lazy one in the middle of the night
Jesus even if you have a busy day ahead? I think this is a needing multiple men situation...can I take the evening slots? I'll be older for you and everything!
That wouldn’t be everyday… this is in fantasy land, remember. I’d say on average once in morning and twice in evening would be fine. Days off would be more "
Oh that I can do! And you can play with others in between I don't mind, you treat yourself - because I care |
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"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title
You cant stop thinking about me
It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums
I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo
Another foot long?…
And please don’t answer that
What you got against subway? "
Crap sandwiches… literally |
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"I’ve literally just seen this thread Woody and I would’ve sworn it was started by Brucey with that title
You cant stop thinking about me
It’s true Brucey. Of ways to tie you up to stop you making trouble on the forums
I found myself thinking about him earlier while I was sitting on the loo
Another foot long?…
And please don’t answer that
What you got against subway?
Crap sandwiches… literally "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.
Posh "
What time you starting work tomorrow? |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.
Posh
What time you starting work tomorrow?"
Whenever I feel like it 
Posh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.
Posh "
You describe this man like he is interchangeable with body parts. |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Woody... tonight I want to curl up in a pair of strong arms attached to a sexy man and know he is going to slip me a length in the morning.
Posh
You describe this man like he is interchangeable with body parts. "
I do, don't I... like Mr Potato Head. Hmm. Maybe I don't want him
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