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over a year ago
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Let's talk about the future everyone. Black Mirror style thread this one buckle up.
They exist and are slightly creepy...but in time, if prices went down, they got a little less doll looking, would you fuck one?
I mean obviously falling in love with it is weird as fuck but just to use as a little human sized sex toy...would ya, would ya?
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over a year ago
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"If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man. "
Any particular age Ryan Reynolds? He's changed quite a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man.
Any particular age Ryan Reynolds? He's changed quite a bit "
Deadpool era. I'll take one wearing a Deadpool suit actually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think they will be completely normalised once the price comes down. The number of young people in particular with little or no sex life is quite shocking and they will fill that gap, so to speak  .
This will leave us oldies free to have all the real kinky sex.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If they did Ryan Reynolds ones I'm leaving fab and off to live a sexually fulfilled life with my man.
Any particular age Ryan Reynolds? He's changed quite a bit
Deadpool era. I'll take one wearing a Deadpool suit actually. "
Good choice. His wife in that is all the dreams as well. Couple swap? |
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over a year ago
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"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.
Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard."
Understandable  |
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"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.
Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard.
Understandable "
I’m hungover so you’ll have to excuse the incorrect use of “your”. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.
Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard.
Understandable
I’m hungover so you’ll have to excuse the incorrect use of “your”."
I figured it was just because YOU'RE from Newcastle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!
Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?)
ohhhhh how many of those do i need? "
Just one, I'll cook for you but so help me god that is at least one blowjob worthy right? |
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"I’d get one. It’s like having a wife that doesn’t nag and you can put in the cupboard when you get sick of the sight of her.
Your human but I’d still put you in the cupboard.
Understandable
I’m hungover so you’ll have to excuse the incorrect use of “your”.
I figured it was just because YOU'RE from Newcastle. "
No. That’s just the reason I can drink as much as I did last night and still stand up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!
Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?)
ohhhhh how many of those do i need?
Just one, I'll cook for you but so help me god that is at least one blowjob worthy right?"
See that's why I need the robot  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God I'd love one.. Don't they cleanup, hoover +cook!!
Your mistaking it for a rumba!(Roomba?)
ohhhhh how many of those do i need?
Just one, I'll cook for you but so help me god that is at least one blowjob worthy right?
See that's why I need the robot "
Ah fuck I actually see your point here... |
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over a year ago
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"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one  "
I knew I liked you for a reason! Aside from the obvious wanting you all over me torture me etc stuff |
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"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one
I can be really quiet and not make lots of mess "
That’s all good but can you be programmed into bringing me pizza after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one
I knew I liked you for a reason! Aside from the obvious wanting you all over me torture me etc stuff "
I can do the torture part. |
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"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one
I knew I liked you for a reason! Aside from the obvious wanting you all over me torture me etc stuff
I can do the torture part. "
You can do every part! |
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"Lock it away in a cupboard when I’m done , mute it so it doesn’t talk and it doesn’t make a mess. I’d have one
I can be really quiet and not make lots of mess
That’s all good but can you be programmed into bringing me pizza after. "
I'd definitely do that for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My main issue with it would be not fitting in my bedside drawer.
Whereas a real man can just leave, right?"
Oh. I didn't even consider one of those! I was just thinking of pocket sized toys. That's some pecking order that the real man just came last in  ! |
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"They av them at angels sex shop in Walsall...think they about 2grand x "
There were h**kers around last time I went to Walsall.
I guess they did a comparable job for a lot less than 2 grand and didn't need to be stored anywhere either.
I suppose, however that punters could easily rack up 2 grand over the same lifetime as an average robot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vive la constipation passagère x
Sorry wrong thread 
We all know you'd fuck anything metallic fab!"
If it looks like an exhaust pipe and make that noise : zoom zoom. Hell yes |
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"Vive la constipation passagère x
Sorry wrong thread
We all know you'd fuck anything metallic fab!
If it looks like an exhaust pipe and make that noise : zoom zoom. Hell yes "
Zim zimmer who got the keys to my bimmerrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vive la constipation passagère x
Sorry wrong thread
We all know you'd fuck anything metallic fab!
If it looks like an exhaust pipe and make that noise : zoom zoom. Hell yes
Zim zimmer who got the keys to my bimmerrrr"
I do fancy hans to be honest |
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