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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy

Inspired by a thread I saw today for tit pics in his inbox

I love a good corny chat up line, can you flood my inbox with them?

If I don't reply I've heard it before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm the kind of person who likes to stay on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?"

I do not have ladders in my tights, that's such a rude accusation

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m taken with you.

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"I'm the kind of person who likes to stay on top of things. Would you like to be one of them? "

Ha golden!

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanna ring my bell

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By *1876Man  over a year ago

Dudley

I wish I was your roof...cos I'd like to be on top of you.

Geez, I turned myself off with that one

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up

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By *in GuruMan  over a year ago

Corsham

You remind me of my little toe. I will be banging you on the kitchen table later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up "

Do you want to play Titanic with me? I'll yell "Iceberg!" And you'll go down

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up

Do you want to play Titanic with me? I'll yell "Iceberg!" And you'll go down "

That works as well I think

Did you just make it up?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If your left leg is Christmas Day and your right leg is New Year’s Eve then can I spend the time there in between

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Wanna ring my bell "

Give me a time and place, I'll be there

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"I wish I was your roof...cos I'd like to be on top of you.

Geez, I turned myself off with that one "

That one was bad! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've heard of corned beef hash, open your legs and I'll show you corned beef gash.

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up "

Very clever!

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up

Do you want to play Titanic with me? I'll yell "Iceberg!" And you'll go down

That works as well I think

Did you just make it up? "

They both work well

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By *1876Man  over a year ago

Dudley


"I wish I was your roof...cos I'd like to be on top of you.

Geez, I turned myself off with that one

That one was bad! Lol"

Deliberate so, thankfully

My jokes aren't genuinely that crap

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up

Very clever! "

I'll try it in person one day and see what happens

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"I wish I was your roof...cos I'd like to be on top of you.

Geez, I turned myself off with that one

That one was bad! Lol

Deliberate so, thankfully

My jokes aren't genuinely that crap "

She shitter they are the better in my eyes lol

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up

Very clever!

I'll try it in person one day and see what happens "

Pleas tell me if it works.

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By *1876Man  over a year ago

Dudley


"I wish I was your roof...cos I'd like to be on top of you.

Geez, I turned myself off with that one

That one was bad! Lol

Deliberate so, thankfully

My jokes aren't genuinely that crap

She shitter they are the better in my eyes lol "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Your eyes are like spanner’s because every time you look and me my nuts tighten.

The mr

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Most of us have seen Titanic but I wouldn't mind crashing my ship into a iceberg and going down on you.

I just made this up

Very clever!

I'll try it in person one day and see what happens

Pleas tell me if it works. "

I will

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can definitely see myself in there.

The mr

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Sent to inbox

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Your eyes are like spanner’s because every time you look and me my nuts tighten.

The mr "

EPIC!

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can definitely see myself in there.

The mr "

You are out trumping EVERYONE!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you my toe? Cause I can imagine banging you on the coffee table

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Would you and your friend like to join us for a drink, with a view to sexual intercourse?'

Unconventional, but an actual line used by an old friend one time in a nightclub, many years ago. I wanted the floor to swallow me up, but it worked like a charm..

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Are you my toe? Cause I can imagine banging you on the coffee table "

Been done brucey, keep up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you my toe? Cause I can imagine banging you on the coffee table

Been done brucey, keep up "

Oh I don't read threads.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you my toe? Cause I can imagine banging you on the coffee table

Been done brucey, keep up "

Google is wonderful

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By *weet and SpiceCouple  over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Are you in Toy Story because I've got a woody

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let me fuck your British pastry with my French stick !

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By *rs322 OP   Woman  over a year ago

sandy


"Let me fuck your British pastry with my French stick ! "

LOL but are you french though?

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