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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Suffolk is a place in East Angular where the pace of life is quieter than many other parts of the UK. Some fool reporter submitted a freedom of information request to ask the Suffolk Chief of Police how old his vehicles are. The local paper is gleefully reporting that many of the police fleet are over 20 years old and not fit to chase modern criminals in high powered cars.
Tom is a big fan of the Suffolk people. Firstly, it has one of the lowest crime rates in the UK. High powered cars cannot drive as fast on those single track roads and very few Suffolkers drive modern cars anyway. This is tractor and combine harvester country. And thirdly. When was the last time you needed a policeman when you needed one. This is the county where the village Bobby has lock ins with his fellow villagers and knows everyone by name.
Tom is no fan of the Press |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tom, are you sure you didn’t just watch a film called Hot Fuzz and get confused? "
He says a hedge is a hedge, he only chopped it down because it was spoiling his view |
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"Tom, are you sure you didn’t just watch a film called Hot Fuzz and get confused?
He says a hedge is a hedge, he only chopped it down because it was spoiling his view "
Do you have a licence for that gun?
I does for this un ! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Suffolk is a place in East Angular where the pace of life is quieter than many other parts of the UK. Some fool reporter submitted a freedom of information request to ask the Suffolk Chief of Police how old his vehicles are. The local paper is gleefully reporting that many of the police fleet are over 20 years old and not fit to chase modern criminals in high powered cars.
Tom is a big fan of the Suffolk people. Firstly, it has one of the lowest crime rates in the UK. High powered cars cannot drive as fast on those single track roads and very few Suffolkers drive modern cars anyway. This is tractor and combine harvester country. And thirdly. When was the last time you needed a policeman when you needed one. This is the county where the village Bobby has lock ins with his fellow villagers and knows everyone by name.
Tom is no fan of the Press "
me neither Tom oooo arghhhh oooo arghhhh, the press poppycock  |
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"High powered cars cannot drive as fast on those single track roads and very few Suffolkers drive modern cars anyway. "
The evidence is against you on that one:
"I'm on my way
Driving at 90 down those country lanes
Singing to Tiny Dancer..."
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