Wayne

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I really dig you wayne,

I dig you a lot

I dig a hole for you

and put you in a pot

Hey Wayne! We are brothers

Even though our mothers were different

They were the same though really

Mother Earth

The only difference between us

I am an oxygen inhaling human being

You are a carbon dioxide breathing plant

Your roots are in the ground

My roots are in twickenham

But, we both need rain, both feel pain

And some unpleasant people say we are both vegetables.

Thanks to Neil the Hippy from the Young Ones for his ode to Wayne the rubber plant

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

I thought it was for Wayne (shagalooney)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wondered, ah I will take it, an ode to me.