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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops.
I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it.
So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there.
Fingers crossed old chum.  |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops.
I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it.
So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there.
Fingers crossed old chum. "
I prefer Aldi, you can stick your poncy Waitrose |
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops.
I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it.
So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there.
Fingers crossed old chum. "
I’ll be the judge at how great you are at sucking the little fella  |
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops.
I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it.
So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there.
Fingers crossed old chum. I prefer Aldi, you can stick your poncy Waitrose"
Beggars can’t be choosers dude  |
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over a year ago
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"I do love sucking a cock, but my nipples are au natural I'm afraid 
Always the bridesmaid and never the bride "
Oh this one's easy! Want me to send you some names?! |
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"Right. I'll go see if the piercing shop is open then.
I’ll do em if it’s shut
With your Black and Decker in the shed?"
I’ve got some darts in the garage. I’ll just heat them up and shove the tip in   |
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"How about a man in pyjamas covered n biscuit crumbs instead?
What type of biscuit?
Mcvities Victoria finest biscuit selection.
My fingers are a little sticky from the chocolate ones too "
I have pre cum |
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away  "
Why don’t you pierce your nips then attach a chain from your earlobe to them. No more sag. You’re very welcome |
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I love wearing bodystockings, but an encounter with a lady with pierced nips resulted in a horrible tangle, and my Husband had to separate us with scissors!
Now I am wary of ladies with nip piercings 
Good luck with your quest OP |
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I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.  |
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"I love wearing bodystockings, but an encounter with a lady with pierced nips resulted in a horrible tangle, and my Husband had to separate us with scissors!
Now I am wary of ladies with nip piercings
Good luck with your quest OP"
I bet your husband has plenty of wanks over that scenario |
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up.
That's all I can offer, I'm afraid
Do you like sucking cock though? "
Oh, Darling!
You have to ask? |
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over a year ago
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops.
I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it.
So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there.
Fingers crossed old chum. "
As an Aldi girl, what's your centre aisle like? |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm. "
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better |
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"My boobs ain't pierced Rex, but my belly button is. So when I'm riding your face, you'll be able to see it close up.
That's all I can offer, I'm afraid
Do you like sucking cock though?
Oh, Darling!
You have to ask? "
Let’s hope my nose piercing doesn’t tangle with your bellybutton one then |
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops.
I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it.
So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there.
Fingers crossed old chum. As an Aldi girl, what's your centre aisle like?"
Is the right answer "overstuffed with unnecessary stuff"?! |
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away
Why don’t you pierce your nips then attach a chain from your earlobe to them. No more sag. You’re very welcome "
And how do I hitch up my saggy tummy, Rex?  |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better "
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X |
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"The closest pierced things would be my earlobes. And knowing where my tits sag down to, that's actually quite far away
Why don’t you pierce your nips then attach a chain from your earlobe to them. No more sag. You’re very welcome
And how do I hitch up my saggy tummy, Rex? "
Bellybutton and tongue chain  |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X"
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X"
Leave the hair. It looks better when the spunk drips off them |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola) "
I’m dreading reaching your age |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age "
Can you reach with your little arms, (t)Rex?! |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age
Can you reach with your little arms, (t)Rex?! "
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone."
Lol...I've lost count of the 'essential' boys toys I've bought and mostly never even opened...router + table, arc welder, various storage box organisers that are themselves just taking up space and need organising. Enough power tools and camping gear to open a shop for each. I should stop going, but honestly they were all a bargain  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I only have one nip pierced. Like going braless in tight tops.
I do love sucking cock but I'm not great at it.
So I'm offering you an Aldi package when there's probably a Waitrose of an offer out there.
Fingers crossed old chum. As an Aldi girl, what's your centre aisle like?
Is the right answer "overstuffed with unnecessary stuff"?!"
Oi you cheeky so and so. :D
Let's see if I can put a good spin on it.
It's filled with things you didn't know you wanted and now you can't live without. |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age
Can you reach with your little arms, (t)Rex?! "
I’ll just use me teeth  |
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"I love Aldi. The middle aisle is worth the trip alone.
Lol...I've lost count of the 'essential' boys toys I've bought and mostly never even opened...router + table, arc welder, various storage box organisers that are themselves just taking up space and need organising. Enough power tools and camping gear to open a shop for each. I should stop going, but honestly they were all a bargain "
And nipple piercings not mentioned once |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rex has asked me to pierce any nipples of hopeful applicants and having once pierced a girls ears (true story) I'm more than up for the task.
I have one hell of a...sharp tooth on me. You know the one. The pointy sharp ones. Vampires use them. |
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"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh "
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now "
Photo or it didn't happen Mr 
Posh |
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"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now
Photo or it didn't happen Mr
Posh "
Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now
Photo or it didn't happen Mr
Posh
Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat? "
Does it have googly eyes too?
P |
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"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now
Photo or it didn't happen Mr
Posh
Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat?
Does it have googly eyes too?
P "
Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now
Photo or it didn't happen Mr
Posh
Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat?
Does it have googly eyes too?
P
Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit "
Ooooft. You say the sexiest things
P |
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"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now
Photo or it didn't happen Mr
Posh
Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat?
Does it have googly eyes too?
P
Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit
Ooooft. You say the sexiest things
P "
I would do anything for love |
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top
She must like sucking penis as well
Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)
Love and Peace "
I'm just off to get the nipples pierced.. |
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top
She must like sucking penis as well
Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)
Love and Peace
I'm just off to get the nipples pierced.. "
Brucey said he’ll do them up there |
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"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now
Photo or it didn't happen Mr
Posh
Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat?
Does it have googly eyes too?
P
Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit
Ooooft. You say the sexiest things
P
I would do anything for love "
But I won't do that |
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"Fucks sake Rex.
My nips are unadorned
Could you possibly let me know the schedule so I can make sure im prepped for when you want someone that matches my description please?
Many thanks
Posh
You don’t have nipple ardons?
If it’s any consolation I have an ardon now
Photo or it didn't happen Mr
Posh
Would you like a photo of it wearing a top hat?
Does it have googly eyes too?
P
Yes, he must have a cold cause one of the eyes is weeping a bit
Ooooft. You say the sexiest things
P
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that "
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top
She must like sucking penis as well
Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)
Love and Peace
I'm just off to get the nipples pierced..
Brucey said he’ll do them up there "
Deal, will you hold my hand? |
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"……….. a lady with pierced nips you know the type you can see through a tight top
She must like sucking penis as well
Hopefully I’ll find the one this week (fingers crossed)
Love and Peace
I'm just off to get the nipples pierced..
Brucey said he’ll do them up there
Deal, will you hold my hand?"
Yes. If your hand is in your knickers |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age "
I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age
I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 "
I’ve got underpants older than that |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age
I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 "
And Rex is 10yrs my senior |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age
I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22
And Rex is 10yrs my senior "
You wish |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age
I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22 "
Probably same to be fair. I still only have about 5 |
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"I will stick a jingle bell on my nipple but that's the best I can do. I will suck your penis all night long and you'll be listening to the sound of gentle bells jingle as I move in perfect rhythm.
I’m literally semi reading these words. This Christmas keeps on getting better and better
I am going to take a picture for you today. But first, I have to shave off my nipple hair. X
I've had to tweezer out nipple hairs recently (well, areola)
I’m dreading reaching your age
I got my first nipple hair at the age of 22
Probably same to be fair. I still only have about 5 "
I have 5 hairs growing on one hair |
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