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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As I have been told for weeks n weeks n weeks to shut up!!!!! (yeah like that was ever gonna happen lol!!!) can we have a sing song please ............
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I have been told for weeks n weeks n weeks to shut up!!!!! (yeah like that was ever gonna happen lol!!!) can we have a sing song please ............
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Go for it!!! We could sing along in the fab bar!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol"
That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol
That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze. "
That's the best way to hear it... Little dongk EEEYY, little dongk EEEYY |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol
That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze.
That's the best way to hear it... Little dongk EEEYY, little dongk EEEYY"
Makes me feel like wanting to commit hari kiri  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"little donkey... little donkey on a dusty road.... lol
That's a dreary song. Specially when a class full of 5yo's sing it, off key, out of sync. Snoooze.
That's the best way to hear it... Little dongk EEEYY, little dongk EEEYY
Makes me feel like wanting to commit hari kiri "
But it's Christmas and there I was beginning to think the only Christmas thing that you didn't like was the sprouts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I predict a riot....." 
I suggested we do this at choir... two months before the riots last year."
Can we get those guys from the doritos adverts in? Love them and they'd be a right hoot!
And they come with snacks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love this Xmas song:
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
~
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And it's not just me who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
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(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
~
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
~
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love this Xmas song:
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
~
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And it's not just me who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
~
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
~
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
~
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike."
I hope u sang that ........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love this Xmas song:
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
~
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And it's not just me who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
~
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
~
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
~
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike."
Gotta love a bit of Kevin!! |
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"I love this Xmas song:
Hey Santa claus you cunt!
Where's me fucking bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.
~
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And it's not just me who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!
~
(female voice)
Hey santa clause you cunt!
Where's me fucking pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you fucking ho ho ho
You forgot me fucking pram
~
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your fucking reindeer loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
~
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies
He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike."
Kevin bloody Wilson!! Brilliant!! X |
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