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over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing 
I'll give you a steel pipe!"
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference "
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference "
As long as there's a chilling loud cry it's still cluedo no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!"
Who said it didn't before?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!"
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
As long as there's a chilling loud cry it's still cluedo no?"
I suppose you're right, bend over Brucey  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing"
We can use both, the walk will be a nice little break in between  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing
Ah cmon I just tidied that one up!"
I'll pop one of those long tails up my bum and sweep as I go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I was going to go for the orangery in the west wing
We can use both, the walk will be a nice little break in between "
We can use the secret passage  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
Who said it didn't before? "
Oh hello. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!"
Mine vibrates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
Who said it didn't before?
Oh hello."
Probably my reaction when you put it in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates."
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job "
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm"
It's how we flirt! I know I think it's weird too but she enjoys it so much! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm"
He wants them both. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm
He wants them both. "
You fucking wish  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm
He wants them both. "
Well we are a pair of sexy bitches to give him credit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm
He wants them both.
You fucking wish "
Oh I do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm
He wants them both.
You fucking wish
Oh I do."
Stop imagining it this second! STOP IT! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm
He wants them both.
You fucking wish
Oh I do.
Stop imagining it this second! STOP IT!"
Let her have her fun! |
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"Have we been in the dining room yet on the table. One foot on the side board rattling the candlesticks and booze...? "
The best interview I ever heard was from Cathy Barry when asked who she liked sex with the most. She replied in her thick ‘Jethro’ accent that she like Omar up her arse whilst she had one foot on side board. Still melts my heart  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have we been in the dining room yet on the table. One foot on the side board rattling the candlesticks and booze...? "
I couldn't think of a worse place to fuck tbh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The conservatory in the east wing
I'll give you a steel pipe!
See, now that just sounded like you're gonna sodomise me instead of it being a cluedo reference
I bet my strap on looks appealing now!!
You trying to say your strap on is more appealing than my penis elf?!
Mine vibrates.
Mines tastes nicer and twitches when you're doing a good job
Will you guys stop? It's a not a dick swinging comp... wait, nvm
He wants them both.
You fucking wish
Oh I do.
Stop imagining it this second! STOP IT!"
That's my evening sorted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have we been in the dining room yet on the table. One foot on the side board rattling the candlesticks and booze...?
The best interview I ever heard was from Cathy Barry when asked who she liked sex with the most. She replied in her thick ‘Jethro’ accent that she like Omar up her arse whilst she had one foot on side board. Still melts my heart "
Such a beautiful image |
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