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over a year ago
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*Woody pull out tape measure.
*Pulls out his cock.
*measures in the style of Mary Poppins.
The answer to your question is My size. It’s practically perfect in every way.  |
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"*Woody pull out tape measure.
*Pulls out his cock.
*measures in the style of Mary Poppins.
The answer to your question is My size. It’s practically perfect in every way. "
and my bits are like the bag she pulls the lampshade out of  |
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over a year ago
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"Let’s be real… what’s the best size of cock, the optimum size
And go "
Your question poses many problems asking to be real.  can we just assume all answers to be approximate??  |
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"Let’s be real… what’s the best size of cock, the optimum size
And go
Your question poses many problems asking to be real. can we just assume all answers to be approximate?? "
I think it's time people were diverted to mine and told that one  |
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"Let’s be real… what’s the best size of cock, the optimum size
And go
Your question poses many problems asking to be real. can we just assume all answers to be approximate??
I think it's time people were diverted to mine and told that one "
Like a traffic diversion?? Diverted to yours to find it also needs to undergo some work? |
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"Let’s be real… what’s the best size of cock, the optimum size
And go
Your question poses many problems asking to be real. can we just assume all answers to be approximate??
I think it's time people were diverted to mine and told that one
Like a traffic diversion?? Diverted to yours to find it also needs to undergo some work? "
I've never been so offended Woody, good work |
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It really has nothing to do with size. If the person can get into the other person's head then game over; they will be putty and will have an amazing time. |
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"It really has nothing to do with size. If the person can get into the other person's head then game over; they will be putty and will have an amazing time. "
everything to do with size,don't want anyone in my head, its not nice in there |
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"Let’s be real… what’s the best size of cock, the optimum size
And go
Your question poses many problems asking to be real. can we just assume all answers to be approximate??
I think it's time people were diverted to mine and told that one
Like a traffic diversion?? Diverted to yours to find it also needs to undergo some work?
I've never been so offended Woody, good work "
It’s the end of the year. It was now or never.  |
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"It really has nothing to do with size. If the person can get into the other person's head then game over; they will be putty and will have an amazing time. "
Sometimes I feel like I was a big dick letting someone get inside my head!  |
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"Mines happy and sides aside, there's nothing more beautiful in this world than happiness  "
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed with more than my share of 'a penis
(with acknowledgement to Ken Dodd) |
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