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I need a wine !!! Grrrrr !!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No - not a typo!
I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.
Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ? 
Pretty please ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No - not a typo!
I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.
Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?
Pretty please ? "
well im on red wine at mo so fraid you will have to go and get urself  |
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
You're not short of sexual allure
Haha you haven't met me......oh I am very short lol"
Yes, you are. Size doesn't matter. I look down and say that to myself each morning. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
All in proportion though! 
Lol you think....did you not see my arse  "
Sorry - no!
I didn't drop anything and need to bend over!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sure.....
Thanks!
Help yourself to one while you're there! "
well thanks but i have a small crate of red with me...
But i did forget to bring a coat..a bottle opener and really fancy some toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
All in proportion though!
Lol you think....did you not see my arse
Sorry - no!
I didn't drop anything and need to bend over!
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Well that's a damn shame  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
But you make up for it in the boobage department lol "
Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average |
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
But you make up for it in the boobage department lol
Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average "
You are gorgeous.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
But you make up for it in the boobage department lol
Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average
You are gorgeous..... "
Awwww ty, you're pretty special too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have d*unk copious amounts of wine tonight Obi, if I go and get yours I may have another glass and that would then be the root of tomorrow's hangover as we all know its the last drink that gives us the hangover!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have d*unk copious amounts of wine tonight Obi, if I go and get yours I may have another glass and that would then be the root of tomorrow's hangover as we all know its the last drink that gives us the hangover!!"
Go on - it's Christmas!
Hangover be damned! I'll be on day three tomorrow! |
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"I have d*unk copious amounts of wine tonight Obi, if I go and get yours I may have another glass and that would then be the root of tomorrow's hangover as we all know its the last drink that gives us the hangover!!
Go on - it's Christmas!
Hangover be damned! I'll be on day three tomorrow! "
Don't drink and drive... |
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
But you make up for it in the boobage department lol
Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average "
Looked pretty damned good from where I was stood! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
But you make up for it in the boobage department lol
Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average
Looked pretty damned good from where I was stood! "
ty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have d*unk copious amounts of wine tonight Obi, if I go and get yours I may have another glass and that would then be the root of tomorrow's hangover as we all know its the last drink that gives us the hangover!!
Go on - it's Christmas!
Hangover be damned! I'll be on day three tomorrow!
Don't drink and drive... "
Its more the thought of being hungover and in the car with my brother for 5 hours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been a good girl and not had a drink tonight, mainly because I didn't realise what the time was, and thought it was too late to start 
No it never is.... "
Well I pushed the boat out and had a satsuma instead......very rock n roll here dontcha know |
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"No - not a typo!
I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.
Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?
Pretty please ? "
Obi, ya d*unken git, get off yer arse and get it yerself! I thought you were the sort to walk over broken glass to get to alcohol....! |
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"Damnit, I have short arms.....well short everything really
But you make up for it in the boobage department lol
Ohhh I keep telling you they're not that big, just above average
Looked pretty damned good from where I was stood!
ty"
And yes, I did check your bum out...! And the more than above average 'boobage' too I hasten to add...! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No - not a typo!
I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.
Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?
Pretty please ?
Obi, ya d*unken git, get off yer arse and get it yerself! I thought you were the sort to walk over broken glass to get to alcohol....! "
Me?
I'm practically tee-total!! |
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"No - not a typo!
I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.
Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?
Pretty please ?
Obi, ya d*unken git, get off yer arse and get it yerself! I thought you were the sort to walk over broken glass to get to alcohol....!
Me?
I'm practically tee-total!! "
Yeah, noticed that.... Jaegermeister IS alcohol free then....! You learn something new every day....! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.
Or a wife.... "
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
You said the 'W' word!!!!!!!!
Now I seriously need a drink! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.
Or a wife.... "
None of the wives I know would go fetching wine. What he needs is a husband. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.
Or a wife....
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
You said the 'W' word!!!!!!!!
Now I seriously need a drink! "
wife wifey wifette wench wenchlette ... haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive been on the lambrini and wkd blue... sooo rock n roll haha
my baby girl turns 3yrs old in 35mins... feel like crying time needs a pause button"
Cocktails eh? You party animal!
And don't worry - it's just a number! I'm sure she'll still spill all sorts on your carpet next year! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ive been on the lambrini and wkd blue... sooo rock n roll haha
my baby girl turns 3yrs old in 35mins... feel like crying time needs a pause button
Cocktails eh? You party animal!
And don't worry - it's just a number! I'm sure she'll still spill all sorts on your carpet next year! "
was white emulsion paint and eggs this year haha |
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"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.
Or a wife.... "
Mention not, the 'W' word!!! Am still trying to get rid of one............... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.
Or a wife....
Mention not, the 'W' word!!! Am still trying to get rid of one............... "
I can wholeheartedly recommend getting a new patio!! |
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"A whine about wine being in walking distance? Get yourself a robot this Christmas and you won't have this problem again.
Or a wife....
Mention not, the 'W' word!!! Am still trying to get rid of one...............
I can wholeheartedly recommend getting a new patio!! "
Hmmm, that might help the house sell maybe.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No - not a typo!
I'm just too comfy on the sofa to go to the fridge and there's half a bottle of really nice Chablis in there.
Anyone around with really long arms that could pour me another glass ?
Pretty please ? "
Ok, I'll do it, or rather my alter-ego Mister Fantastic, will do it, cos I'm just as lazy as you are. You want it in a glass or you gonna slug it straight from the bottle?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How's the head?
I think she could brush up on her technique but otherwise it was a ok, a BJ is a BJ after all.
Hahahah spilt my tea laughing!!!  "
Just woke up with a banging head - now have coffee on my phone!
But it was worth it just for that comeback!
Best watch out for teeth next time wishy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How's the head?
I think she could brush up on her technique but otherwise it was a ok, a BJ is a BJ after all.
Hahahah spilt my tea laughing!!!
Just woke up with a banging head - now have coffee on my phone!
But it was worth it just for that comeback!
Best watch out for teeth next time wishy!! "
I couldn't resist it. Like a chasm stretching out in front of me I just had to dive in - head first. |
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