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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies, do you have a name for your lady bits and guys do you have a name for your bits? If so, what do you call it and why?

Hoping to generate some Christmas Eve laughs here.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Mines called Father Christmas

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Mines called Purple Headed Custard Chucker

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By *aximum_funMan over a year ago

West Herts

"Mines called Father Christmas "

Only comes once a year?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Mines called Father Christmas

Only comes once a year?"

No, he’s got a big white beard and his sack is bulging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t know why but I’ve always liked “Otter’s pocket” , sounds all cute, furry and warm, not unlike mine

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Mines called Dave.

Mrs

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By *ragglerocksCouple over a year ago

Under a Lighthouse

"Mines called Dave.

Mrs "

Just spat my baileys out giggling at this

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Awkwardly, I call mine Big Ted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Sarlacc

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

"The Sarlacc

...you nerd.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"The Sarlacc

I’ll let you eat my little Bubba Fett

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lol, love it ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs is from the old Eastern bloc so is naturally referred to as Boris, whilst Mr is appropriately named Vlad, the Impaler.

Blah blah blah

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t have a name for my foo-foo but my tits are called Bert and Ernie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My moobs are ant dec

They are both tits

Don’t have name for cock

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