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My mate thinks you're kinda cute
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Not another my mate fancies you thread I hear you say 
Find a mate on the thread, send them a message. They will anonymously post your message for someone else on the thread.
You can message pure filth. You can message a Christmas greeting. You can message to make someone feel good about themselves.
But don't just sit there waiting for a message - send one! It's fun to give and receive. And that's not just orgasms |
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You’re cute Mrs 
Happy Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you're kinda cute op. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mrs shawed I have only ever been joking. Ram me up the ass as you wish with whatever utensil of choice. I'm all about bringing smiles to people's faces this festive period  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you're kinda cute op. "
Where to begin with you. Hair, waist and hula hoops. You're the woman I've fantasised about since I was a young lad discovering erections |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in but due to inner monologue issues, I cannot guarantee anonymity. |
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Merry Christmas op, love the tinsel tits
Mrs
And in |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
I'm in happy to spread the festive cheer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I'm seriously in now as well x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll be in for a giggle |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Message for Knightsofthecoffeetable. My crazy little mate says
They are the ultimate couple and Mrs Knight deserves all the orgasms from anyone she wants them from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is one way of getting messages, please see the below:
Please tell The Grinch that I hope he feels better soon and enjoys his Christmas
Thank you
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My mate says he wants to bum you. Yes you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you're kinda cute op.
Where to begin with you. Hair, waist and hula hoops. You're the woman I've fantasised about since I was a young lad discovering erections "
This is both creepy and sweet. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
My very lovely friends want to say
Lagertha73 You have a great profile and fantastic pics.
Merry Christmas |
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Was I supposed to say I was in?
Happy to postie too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op. You are proper cute.
Merry Christmas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Risk it for a biscuit... I'm in. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey Just Another Elf
My lovely new mate says you can impale him with your lightsaber anytime |
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From a festive couple
Hello. Please let Brucey Bonus know that his energy is as infectious as an STI, but usually better received |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Im in for some ho ho hoes. |
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Am in be nice find playmate or someone for fun and laughs in 2023
So msg or say hi |
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From a rather gorgeous lady
Can you ask Thumper if we can get dirty together, |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Alright there Thumper. My permanently cheerful mate says she'll be your ho ho hoe..  |
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A super hot stud says:
Can you please tell Sweet and Spice that R is a very lucky man P look truly stunning and for them both to have a lovely Christmas. |
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A message for Mr Sprout from a sexy lady simply saying that she fancies you |
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From a splendid gentleman
Could you please tell Rickshawed what happens at band camp stays at band camp.... But I'd love to see her play that flute. |
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"A super hot stud says:
Can you please tell Sweet and Spice that R is a very lucky man P look truly stunning and for them both to have a lovely Christmas."
Thank you super hot stud and hope he has a lovely Christmas too x |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Alright there Thumper. My permanently cheerful mate says she'll be your ho ho hoe.. "
Permanently cheerful you say?
It can only be elf? |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"From a rather gorgeous lady
Can you ask Thumper if we can get dirty together,"
The easy answer here is, yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh why not. I’m in x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alright there Thumper. My permanently cheerful mate says she'll be your ho ho hoe..
Permanently cheerful you say?
It can only be elf? "
Hey!!!! |
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I got excited and started sending messages before saying I was in.
I’m in, though. I am. |
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From a delightful lady
Can you tell Rex and Brucie they’d be my first choice for a mfm although maybe we could add Thumper too |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey there Just Another Elf
My mate says your tits are distracting him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in for a bit while I put off my chores  |
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Message for Fun & Flirty from a hot man saying that she’s a proper Christmas cracker |
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Mr Sprout! My frisky festive friend says that you’re a lovely man. She wishes you much joy at Christmas.
Isn’t that nice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for Mrs Rickshawed, this sexy fella says - He volunteers to come and take your decorations down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll play postie for a while |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey Elf girl. Popular as ever
My mate says you're a bellend - but in a Christmassy way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Fun & Flirty from a hot man saying that she’s a proper Christmas cracker"
Well thank you whoever you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey there Just Another Elf
My mate says your tits are distracting him"
Not sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Elf girl. Popular as ever
My mate says you're a bellend - but in a Christmassy way "
Sounds like my kinda guy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a delightful lady
Can you tell Rex and Brucie they’d be my first choice for a mfm although maybe we could add Thumper too "
Aww, very sweet but also are you fucking insane?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mate says : Can you please tell Funandflirtyxxx123 her curves are h*pnotic and I wouldn't be able to take my hands off them.... Hope she doesn't mind the rough hands on a builder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll be in for a giggle "
@melrose youre super sexy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello Mrs Shiv, my dapper, handsome mate says he wants you to come over tonight. He expects to find you neatly wrapped in a bow beneath his Christmas tree in the morning.
I'd let him unwrap you if I were you  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"From a splendid gentleman
Could you please tell Rickshawed what happens at band camp stays at band camp.... But I'd love to see her play that flute. "
Only if he's got a trumpet I can blow at the same time |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Message for Mrs Rickshawed, this sexy fella says - He volunteers to come and take your decorations down."
Maybe in a few days. I like how they look for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're so cute that I really want to boop you're snoot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in BTW |
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"From a splendid gentleman
Could you please tell Rickshawed what happens at band camp stays at band camp.... But I'd love to see her play that flute.
Only if he's got a trumpet I can blow at the same time "
Lol oh I'm sure he would have. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey Just Another Elf
My other mate says he's impressed with your Photoshop skills, and suspects you exaggerate the effect of the mince pies |
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"A message for Mr Sprout from a sexy lady simply saying that she fancies you"
Thank you whoever you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd just like to say this didn't come from my mind....
Can you tell Shivs I'd love to watch Mrs Shiv get fucked by a strap on by just another elf in a role play scene where the elf's get their own back on Mrs Santa for all the sl*ve labour caused over the years THANKYOU
Kinda festive though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like to say this didn't come from my mind....
Can you tell Shivs I'd love to watch Mrs Shiv get fucked by a strap on by just another elf in a role play scene where the elf's get their own back on Mrs Santa for all the sl*ve labour caused over the years THANKYOU
Kinda festive though. "
I've never seen a worse attempt to try and disguise your own wild brain elf |
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"Mr Sprout! My frisky festive friend says that you’re a lovely man. She wishes you much joy at Christmas.
Isn’t that nice?"
Thank mysterious frisky festive person. Have a wonderful Christmas too. |
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I’m in!
Merry Christmas everyone! |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey again Elfy. I think I'm going to have to put an answerphone message on just for you.
Anyway, my other other mate says that even though you're a grumpy knobhead he looks forward to annoying you in person in the new year |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hello Mrs Shivs
My slightly odd mate says he wants to sky dive into your butt |
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A hot guy has messaged to tell JustAnotherElf that she needs to stop playing coy and let him take you for that gingerbread latte |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Mrs Shiv, my dapper, handsome mate says he wants you to come over tonight. He expects to find you neatly wrapped in a bow beneath his Christmas tree in the morning.
I'd let him unwrap you if I were you "
I trust your judgement, I’m on my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like to say this didn't come from my mind....
Can you tell Shivs I'd love to watch Mrs Shiv get fucked by a strap on by just another elf in a role play scene where the elf's get their own back on Mrs Santa for all the sl*ve labour caused over the years THANKYOU
Kinda festive though. "
He doesn’t make his self half obvious  |
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I’m in as I’m feeling a lot better now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A gorgeous couple would like to tell Piscean Dream that he may not have named them on the Matchmaking thread, but there's other things she'd rather hold against him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like to say this didn't come from my mind....
Can you tell Shivs I'd love to watch Mrs Shiv get fucked by a strap on by just another elf in a role play scene where the elf's get their own back on Mrs Santa for all the sl*ve labour caused over the years THANKYOU
Kinda festive though.
He doesn’t make his self half obvious "
SHE doesn't make herself half obvious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in... |
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For someone?
Party time!!! ????
From someone else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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"A gorgeous couple would like to tell Piscean Dream that he may not have named them on the Matchmaking thread, but there's other things she'd rather hold against him"
If you drop into my box I may want things held against me
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From a lovely gent
Can you please tell Mrs Shiv that unlike The Proclaimers, I'd only need to walk 300 miles to fall down at her door |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey there Sweet and Spice
My mate has the sweetest tooth and is ready for cake all over his face |
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There’s a chap here who hopes that JustAnotherElf’s ears match the drapes. |
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One of the thread’s manly men wants to ask Mrs Rickshawed if she could use that tinsel to tie his hands together and have her wicked way with him.
Crikey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There’s a chap here who hopes that JustAnotherElf’s ears match the drapes."
I don't even know what this means. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey there fullEnglish, you best take care as my sexy mate is feeling peckish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey there fullEnglish, you best take care as my sexy mate is feeling peckish "
Who can I take care of? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lagatha63 or 73 or whatever - the most bizarre humble message for you!
You look like a gorgeous couple and I wish you the merriest Christmas.
I'm now gonna check you out and see how correct they are ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lagatha63 or 73 or whatever - the most bizarre humble message for you!
You look like a gorgeous couple and I wish you the merriest Christmas.
I'm now gonna check you out and see how correct they are ..."
Update - I would as well. |
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Merry Christmas Eve to you all, and whoever sent a message! Xxx |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"One of the thread’s manly men wants to ask Mrs Rickshawed if she could use that tinsel to tie his hands together and have her wicked way with him.
Crikey."
Ooh, I'm gonna have to check to see who's manly on here And save some tinsel for later |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey Mrs Shiv
My hunky mate wishes he could be your Santa Claus and role play with you in your little Mrs Santa suit x |
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"Hey there Sweet and Spice
My mate has the sweetest tooth and is ready for cake all over his face"
Only cake??? |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
Could you let Mellrose know her nipple warmers look great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rickshawed my mate wants to know how much of that cucumber can you insert in yourself?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In
Now last bits of shopping done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you let Mellrose know her nipple warmers look great "
They were the biggest ones I could find |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hello FullEnglish
My mate says you've got quite the sausage |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
MatureVixen
My Christmassy mate says he has all the marzipan bars. Do you want to collect or should he deliver? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Sweet and Spicy
My mate wants to know what else he can have on his face other than cake. He's in the mood for a snack so open to suggestions.. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
MatureVixen
My mate wants you to open his heroes x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for Mellrose!
Sit on my face! But enough from me.
A sexy couple says you look very unwrappable |
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A message for Greedy & Boss, from a friend of mine:
“Greedy has got a lovely set of baubles on her.”
He’s not wrong there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MatureVixen
My Christmassy mate says he has all the marzipan bars. Do you want to collect or should he deliver? "
I'll collect, tell him to make sure he saves at least one for me, plus a marzipan bar, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MatureVixen
My mate wants you to open his heroes x"
Is it the tin with the big hole in the bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Mellrose!
Sit on my face! But enough from me.
A sexy couple says you look very unwrappable "
Anytime Brucey
Thank you whoever you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for Greedy & Boss, from a friend of mine:
“Greedy has got a lovely set of baubles on her.”
He’s not wrong there."
Thank you whoever you are |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Rickshawed my mate wants to know how much of that cucumber can you insert in yourself??"
I can certainly take a good chunk out of it in one sitting. I'm very keen on salad me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rickshawed my mate wants to know how much of that cucumber can you insert in yourself??
I can certainly take a good chunk out of it in one sitting. I'm very keen on salad me "
All part of the 5 a day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rickshawed my mate wants to know how much of that cucumber can you insert in yourself??
I can certainly take a good chunk out of it in one sitting. I'm very keen on salad me "
Parsnip for a buttplug? |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Rose-Tinted Glasses.
My patient mate is still waiting for that bubble bath and the following 12 hours of hot steamy sex |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Rickshawed my mate wants to know how much of that cucumber can you insert in yourself??
I can certainly take a good chunk out of it in one sitting. I'm very keen on salad me
Parsnip for a buttplug?"
Brucey, you serve Christmas lunch your way, I'll do mine my way |
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I'm in... Something nice, not naughty please |
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"Rose-Tinted Glasses.
My patient mate is still waiting for that bubble bath and the following 12 hours of hot steamy sex "
Please tell your little mate that I really appreciate her patience and I promise I’ll make it worth the wait. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MatureVixen
My mate wants you to open his heroes x
Is it the tin with the big hole in the bottom "
No big hole little hole maybe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Mrs Shiv
My hunky mate wishes he could be your Santa Claus and role play with you in your little Mrs Santa suit x"
Can it include wrapping presents because I kinda need a hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Mrs Shiv
My hunky mate wishes he could be your Santa Claus and role play with you in your little Mrs Santa suit x
Can it include wrapping presents because I kinda need a hand "
I'll give you a hand. 2 hands. PENIS. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MatureVixen
My mate wants you to open his heroes x
Is it the tin with the big hole in the bottom
No big hole little hole maybe x"
With one big sweetie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in to post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Driving Home for Mimi
My ever so shy mate (not sure I believe him - I've seen his penis and everything) says
You've been on his hotlist for ages now and one day he'll pluck up the courage to message when he has the bottle  |
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"Driving Home for Mimi
My ever so shy mate (not sure I believe him - I've seen his penis and everything) says
You've been on his hotlist for ages now and one day he'll pluck up the courage to message when he has the bottle "
I'd suggest sending straight to her inbox as a message in a bottle is unlikely to find her |
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Hey horny little devil says:
Can you let Pete know I’ve polished up my sexy secretary outfit especially and got him a bow tie ready. Thanks |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
I've a message for brucey. You're getting bummed, boo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rex, if your in the mood to empty your sack this Christmas, there’s a lovely older lady that would happily lend her body for you
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Rex Holes... This is for you!
Please let Rex Holes know that I've wrapped tinsel round my strap on, and I'm ready for him now
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"Driving Home for Mimi
My ever so shy mate (not sure I believe him - I've seen his penis and everything) says
You've been on his hotlist for ages now and one day he'll pluck up the courage to message when he has the bottle
I'd suggest sending straight to her inbox as a message in a bottle is unlikely to find her "
Depends on the tide... I can go and have a look on the beach |
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over a year ago
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Out
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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Please tell Woody B that his snowman is so cute I'd love to give his carrot an Eskimo kiss |
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over a year ago
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Yulehardy, a cutie thinks your jumper is a tad too long.
I think she thinks your cut too.  |
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over a year ago
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"Please tell Woody B that his snowman is so cute I'd love to give his carrot an Eskimo kiss"
Haha. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Hey Thumper, my mate says she thinks you're hot |
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over a year ago
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"Hey horny little devil says:
Can you let Pete know I’ve polished up my sexy secretary outfit especially and got him a bow tie ready. Thanks "
Is it a spinning bow tie like Frank Butcher's? |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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"Yulehardy, a cutie thinks your jumper is a tad too long.
I think she thinks your cut too. "
She can tell he is circumcised through that jumper? Good eye! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sure I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate says : Can you please tell Funandflirtyxxx123 her curves are h*pnotic and I wouldn't be able to take my hands off them.... Hope she doesn't mind the rough hands on a builder "
I’ll bring hand cream |
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My sexy mate has asked me to let Clacton65 know that he has a fine looking pair of legs. Must be all that running around for last minute presents  |
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over a year ago
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A very hot man has sent the following:-
Please could you let Mrs Shiv know that her lips look very kissable!
Merry Christmas x |
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"Rex, if your in the mood to empty your sack this Christmas, there’s a lovely older lady that would happily lend her body for you
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Ooooohhhhh Christmas has cum early  |
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"Rex Holes... This is for you!
Please let Rex Holes know that I've wrapped tinsel round my strap on, and I'm ready for him now
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I don’t want to open that present   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll play it’s Xmas . Mrs k |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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incoming for Misty Peaks!
My gorgeous mate says that you have two fine baubles of your own without needing to add a third! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yulehardy, a cutie thinks your jumper is a tad too long.
I think she thinks your cut too. "
It's long enough to cover the important bits |
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Hey Littlebird
I’d like to share a pack of haribos with you |
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"incoming for Misty Peaks!
My gorgeous mate says that you have two fine baubles of your own without needing to add a third!"
I was just about to change that picture as well - lol |
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I'm in, you gorgeous people, and will try to be postie as much as possible, but a bit busy with elderly relative.
Happy Christmas, you delicious bunch. |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"I'm in, you gorgeous people, and will try to be postie as much as possible, but a bit busy with elderly relative.
Happy Christmas, you delicious bunch. "
#kinklife |
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"I'm in, you gorgeous people, and will try to be postie as much as possible, but a bit busy with elderly relative.
Happy Christmas, you delicious bunch.
#kinklife"
This is no time for yo mamma jokes, Mister. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
Me Grinch thinks you are all beautiful
Merry Christmas to each and every one of you sexy glorious bastards x |
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"Hey Littlebird
I’d like to share a pack of haribos with you"
You are welcome darling. Anytime |
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"Hey Littlebird
I’d like to share a pack of haribos with you
You are welcome darling. Anytime "
How about marzipan balls from m&s? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For the lovely Driving_Home_For_Mimi, my handsome and smiley mate says you are absolutely beautiful and he has a bigger towel if you needs it
What an offer that is! |
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"Hey Littlebird
I’d like to share a pack of haribos with you
You are welcome darling. Anytime
How about marzipan balls from m&s? "
Ah sorry… they’re not my bag. I love haribo |
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"Hey Littlebird
I’d like to share a pack of haribos with you
You are welcome darling. Anytime
How about marzipan balls from m&s?
Ah sorry… they’re not my bag. I love haribo "
Star mix or tangfastics? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been to church and now feel like I need to get a little unholy. I'm in, again. |
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"Hey Littlebird
I’d like to share a pack of haribos with you
You are welcome darling. Anytime
How about marzipan balls from m&s?
Ah sorry… they’re not my bag. I love haribo
Star mix or tangfastics? "
I love all Haribo… I don’t discriminate |
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"Hey Littlebird
I’d like to share a pack of haribos with you
You are welcome darling. Anytime
How about marzipan balls from m&s?
Ah sorry… they’re not my bag. I love haribo
Star mix or tangfastics?
I love all Haribo… I don’t discriminate "
Good girl that's what I like to hear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will play for a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for JustAnotherElf, my very naughty mate says that if it’s sinning you're after, he's about 7 deep right now
Are you going sinning too? |
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Hi Santa's little sleigh rider... Rose tinted glasses wants to do very bad things to you under the mistletoe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well boys you're in luck!
Could you tell all the boys that I would like to line them all up and tickle their balls with my Tinsel! The one that withstands (or stands to attention) the best wins a tickle of my tinsel tits!
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"Well boys you're in luck!
Could you tell all the boys that I would like to line them all up and tickle their balls with my Tinsel! The one that withstands (or stands to attention) the best wins a tickle of my tinsel tits!
Officer on the deck....... ATTENTION!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for JustAnotherElf, my very naughty mate says that if it’s sinning you're after, he's about 7 deep right now
Are you going sinning too?"
I don't know what this means!!
But yeah, in. |
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